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Unknown2009-10-08 03:50:01
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lotterie
Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?
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lotteries
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well.... guess i am psychic
Mirami2009-10-08 03:57:32
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buy ticket in 1
You have bought ticket #1 in lottery #1. Typing LOTTERIES will show you what tickets you have.

buy ticket in 2
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buy ticket in 3
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buy ticket in 4
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buy ticket in 5
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buy ticket in 6
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buy ticket in 7
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buy ticket in 8
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buy ticket in 9
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Yay, easy-to-remember lottery numbers happy.gif
Kaia2009-10-08 04:33:23
(clan): You say, "Sidd got me killed."

(clan): You say, "He screamed and ran from a scorpion."

(clan): You say, "And left me as a distraction to the angry beast."

(clan): Sidd (from the Astral Plane) says, "Oh man."

(clan): Celina says, "That's what mortals are good for."

(clan): Celina says, "Meat shields."

(clan): You say, "Celina, you'd at least write me a nice poem."

(clan): Celina says, "Well yes."

(clan): You say, "As an apology."

(clan): Celina says, "I haiku for Narynth's death."

(clan): Celina says, "A death not in vain. Sidd squeals like a little girl. Now you know the truth."
Unknown2009-10-08 06:25:19
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You give a thick blindfold to Master Dukker Cymbalom.
Master Dukker Cymbalom says, "Bu-bu-but you've already give me this, Sadhyra... Are-are-are you raiding my closet?"
Master Dukker Cymbalom glances askance.

Master Dukker Cymbalom says, "The dress was in there when I bought it, I pro-pro-promise."
biggrin.gif
Aerotan2009-10-08 07:59:43
That made me laugh so hard when I saw that the first time. I still had a witty retort, but that was gold.
Tervic2009-10-08 08:55:58
(Glomdoring): Jalain says, "I can't wear clothes..?"


As an aside, the whole Faire is absofreaking golden. wub.gif to whomever designed it. Very much wub.gif
Xenthos2009-10-08 22:35:25
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Now! Kill the child now!"
10610h, 5812m, 5996e, 10p, 25145en, 26950w elrxk<>-
Sidd's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Sidd wildly jabs a klangaxe of darkened steel at a crying baby. Sidd stumbles forward as he fails to connect.
Everiine2009-10-08 22:39:30
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Oct 8 2009, 06:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Now! Kill the child now!"
10610h, 5812m, 5996e, 10p, 25145en, 26950w elrxk<>-
Sidd's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Sidd wildly jabs a klangaxe of darkened steel at a crying baby. Sidd stumbles forward as he fails to connect.

doh.gif
Tervic2009-10-08 23:34:05
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Oct 8 2009, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Now! Kill the child now!"
10610h, 5812m, 5996e, 10p, 25145en, 26950w elrxk<>-
Sidd's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Sidd wildly jabs a klangaxe of darkened steel at a crying baby. Sidd stumbles forward as he fails to connect.


Ninja baby!
Lorick2009-10-08 23:36:31
Shouldn't kill it, raise it to be monk. Natural talent there.
Unknown2009-10-09 00:00:36
Timing can be a funny thing...
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A subterranean tunnel. (Glomdoring Forest.)
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here.
You see exits leading northeast (open door), southeast, south (open door), southwest (open door), west (open door), and northwest.

The Scent of Nightshade. (lost)
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. Ragniliff Stormcrow towers here. She wields a rosethorn rapier in each hand. High Druid Emar Stormcrow, Father of the Murder is here, shrouded. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading east (open door) and down (closed door).

You give a sturdy brown backpack to High Druid Emar Stormcrow, Father of the Murder.

You incline your head politely to those around you.

Ragniliff Stormcrow says, "You might want to keep quiet about that. The Harbingers might kill for someone who can make instruments right now."

You give a horrified gasp.

Ragniliff Stormcrow says, "Oh, there you go."

You say, "An artisan?!"

Ragniliff gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Ragniliff nods her head at you.

Emar looks about himself suspiciously.

Ragniliff Stormcrow says to Emar, "My bad!"
Casilu2009-10-09 00:43:24
elections
There are currently these Elections:

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193727 (D'Murani) Election for Head of D'murani
44351 (D'Murani) Contention for Head of D'murani

5040h, 3870m, 3746e, 10p, 22500en, 17400w elrx-<17:41:20.663>

election 44351
** Summary for (D'Murani) Election #44351 ******************************
Title:
Contention for Head of D'murani

Description:
Being displeased with the performance of Ur'Mage Morvior
d'Murani, Heir of the Earthen Truth in the position of
Provincial Seat of the Great House of d'Murani, this vote of no
confidence has been called. The following individuals believe
they can better perform the duties required of the position.

Choices:
1. Morvior
2. Auria
************************************************************************
5040h, 3870m, 3746e, 10p, 22500en, 17400w elrx-<17:41:30.445>

election 193727
** Summary for (D'Murani) Election #193727 *****************************
Title: (Closed)
Election for Head of D'murani

Description:
Being displeased with the performance of Grand Cenobite
Krackenor d'Murani, of the Blasted Sands in the position of
Provincial Seat of the Great House of d'Murani, this vote of no
confidence has been called. The following individuals believe
they can better perform the duties required of the position.

Choices:
1. (14) Morvior
2. (4) Celina
3. (2) Krackenor
************************************************************************
5040h, 3870m, 3746e, 10p, 22500en, 17400w elrx-<17:41:37.804>

That election JUST got done. *sigh*
Sidd2009-10-09 01:36:04
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Oct 8 2009, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Now! Kill the child now!"
10610h, 5812m, 5996e, 10p, 25145en, 26950w elrxk<>-
Sidd's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Sidd wildly jabs a klangaxe of darkened steel at a crying baby. Sidd stumbles forward as he fails to connect.



That baby squirms like nothing I've seen, it tried to escape the second I started
Unknown2009-10-09 02:06:46
QUOTE (Sidd @ Oct 8 2009, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That baby squirms like nothing I've seen, it tried to escape the second I started

It already learned contort! It's a natural!
Merik2009-10-09 03:40:04
CODE
There is no event currently running, however the results for the previous Death Challenge
are:
Player                            Score
---------------------------------------
Vathael                            4520
Shuyin                             3635
Nyir                               3550
Veyrzhul                           3210
Ceren                              3185
Jozan                              2910
Ragniliff                          2541
Krellan                            1900
Merik                              1290
Yukio                              1274
Xenthos                            1210
Talan                               950
Jazella                             776
Sadhyra                             770
Psylisa                             663
Sidd                                465


Just to save forever and ever. blush.gif

Edit: Yaaaay congrats shuyin and nyir.
Unknown2009-10-09 04:28:08
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Kaalak leaps onto your back and demands that you give him a piggy back ride.

You squeak in fright.

You collapse in a heap on the floor, unwilling to bear the pain any longer.

You say to Kaalak, "Aaaairrr.."

Ecclesiar Kaalak says to you, "Earth?"

You say, "Noo.. Aaairrr. Ooofff."

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Guardian of the Flame says, "Fire!"

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Guardian of the Flame says, "Water!"

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Guardian of the Flame says, "HEART!"

Ixchilgal peers about himself unscrupulously.

Bumping fists, Ecclesiar Kaalak says to Ixchilgal, "By our powers combine, we are totally
gay!"


Annnd


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The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Guardian of the Flame says, "He was all like, "Close
your eyes, and I'll poke your belly button," and she was all like, "That's not my belly
button!" And he was like, "That's not my finger.""


That's right, Ixchi is back, babies.
Arix2009-10-09 05:06:35
Yay Ixchi
Kaalak2009-10-09 06:09:32
(clan): Esano says, "Do you have shapely breasts and a nice pair of legs, Celina? Possibly in the refrigerator?"

Edit: Typos fixed by demand!
Esano2009-10-09 06:21:39
Typos. sad.gif
Desitrus2009-10-09 15:22:44
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(Peasantface): Talan says, "Will you use my milk?"