Quotes 5

by Charune

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Unknown2008-12-21 16:02:39
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Sadhyra says, "A vicious Synlbeast/A monstrosity of animal husbandry paces about here, surveying the room with a malevolent stare./Crafted from the worst aspects of deepest nightmares, this creature is a truly screwed up creation, with the most deadly traits from a range of animals haphazardly melded together into a bizarre beast. The fanged maw of a dragon opens wide, framed by a griffon's leonine mane, while the barbed tail of a scorpion arches above the gangly flanks and bowlegs of a dual-humped, dromidary war-camel. Topping the entire frame, peering outwards in a serious of lecherous stares, are eight heads, their balding, middle-aged features continually wink, leering and attempting to seduce any faelings they spy. All in all, a grotesque and fearsome creation."


Just 500 credits to go.
Unknown2008-12-21 23:08:56
The shout isn't funny, but the reaction was

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Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard shouts, "Listen, Talkan. I know you don't have much money, how about I pay you to come up with something original? Oh, and Driala. Listen, sweetie, the adults are talking. Go play in the corner, and we'll come tell you when you
can speak."
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touch medallion

You touch the Medallion of Justice and are surrounded by a globe of shimmering blue light. The world spins around you, as you are carried off towards the Hallways of Avechna.
This room has not been mapped.
The Hallways of Avechna.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, down, and in.
10313h, 3725m, 4800e, 2p, 13506en, 23400w elrxkdb<>---/18:07:14.000/
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--- the Higher Planar Fulcrux ---- 0:0:22 ---
The Higher Planar Fulcrux.
You see exits leading north, south, up, and down.
10313h, 3725m, 4800e, 2p, 13505en, 23400w elrxkdb<>---/18:07:14.312/

Shaddus has been seared to death by the divine flame of Maylea, Bloom of Serenity.
You see the death occur at the Necropolis Library Atrium.
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Esano2008-12-21 23:17:18
Considering the Talkan shouts I've heard, that doesn't seem worthy of a zap....
Shaddus2008-12-21 23:31:18
QUOTE (Thoros LaSaet @ Dec 21 2008, 05:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The shout isn't funny, but the reaction was


Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard shouts, "Listen, Talkan. I know you don't have much money, how about I pay you to come up with something original? Oh, and Driala. Listen, sweetie, the adults are talking. Go play in the corner, and we'll come tell you when you
can speak."

Look, I thought it was great. Wish I had saved the zap, it was awesome.
Unknown2008-12-22 00:59:23
Romero says, "I know what it is."

Romero says, "The lifechanging event of lusternia..."

Nariah says, "They kill off Thoros."

Nariah says, "End of event."

Celina says, "Lulz."

Celina says, "Thoros ceases to exist and the Gods get their sanity back."



D: meanies!
Unknown2008-12-22 01:23:18
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Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "Ayo I be gettin' antsy."

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "Let's pop some shitties."

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma says, "Let's bust some boot in them asses, ayup."


Ebonguard RP at its finest.
Xenthos2008-12-22 01:29:28
QUOTE (Salvation @ Dec 21 2008, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ebonguard RP at its finest.

ohmy.gif
Exeryte2008-12-22 01:59:57
We forgot to tell you. The Ebonguard is taking a new direction.
Aison2008-12-22 03:13:19
QUOTE (Salvation @ Dec 21 2008, 08:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just 500 credits to go.


Why faelings?


also about the shout thing: maylea said to stop, shaddus kept going, so he got zapped.
Unknown2008-12-22 03:14:25
I figured the only way to make a dragon/griffon/scorpion/camel/hydra hybrid any scarier was if it was also a pedo.
Unknown2008-12-22 03:26:51
Kialkarkea has been cut down by Ironbeard the Magnanimous.

Noola2008-12-22 03:38:59
Ooooh.... Somebody's getting coal! ohmy.gif
Shaddus2008-12-22 04:07:03
Guides rock.


QUOTE
(Newbie): Skein says, "If you are greeted by a magnanimous dwarf by the name of
Ironbeard, don't be alarmed! He's a kind man who has decided you deserve a
present. Cherish it, and choose what to do with it carefully. The presents he
gives out can be surprisingly valuable."

(Market): You say, "However, don't make him angry. You wouldn't like it when
he's angry."

(Market): You say, "Erm, I mean.... Trans Artisan for hire!"

Skein tells you, "Mis onto market?"

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Ahem.. yes."

Skein tells you, "Haha!"

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Meant for newbie. I fail."

Skein tells you, "Yes, we all can see you do."


A few minutes later.....

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(Market): You say, "Seeking 400 kafe, paying 8 per."

Skein tells you, "Was that meant for the newbies too?"

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Why, yes it was."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Skein, are you griefing me?"

Skein tells you, "Yes."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, ">.>."
Unknown2008-12-22 04:14:44
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Dec 21 2008, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guides rock.




A few minutes later.....

Nice.
Reiha2008-12-22 09:03:16
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Dec 22 2008, 12:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Market): Urazial says, "Seeking wood, please."

I wanted to quote that so badly sad.gif
Reiha2008-12-22 09:13:39
hi LOR nice 2 meet joo all here


(*): Aiyana says, "Learn 15 hobag from Laxi."

wub.gif Aiyana
Unknown2008-12-22 09:30:52
EDIT: Less forum RP, more quoting.
Munsia2008-12-22 10:21:27
First two Sentences from Astraea's news post...

This post is not written to specifically one person, for Celest has no
one person who leads it. To call Steingrim the leader of Celest is akin
to labeling Glomdoring advocate and supporter of the Taint.


I lawl'd for a few minutes, and not about the celest part.
Unknown2008-12-22 15:28:55
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(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Tonni your getting married?"

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I have to meet this woman, I didn't know anyone could be so desperate."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Meliana says, "Aes!!!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Unitos says, "Score one to Aes for wit."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tonni says, "Aes I am never talking to you again!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Unitos says, "..."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Unitos says, "Is that statement a concrodiction of it self?."
Saran2008-12-22 15:55:17
(Newbie): **** says, "How do i get The Lavender Staff of Living Beauty."


aww