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Unknown2008-12-23 17:39:13
A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation lays one arm across the
shoulders of a plush doll of Lady Elohora, the Eternal Light, chuckling loudly.

A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation says, "Hey, Elohora -
what's black and blue and burned all over?"

A plush doll of Lady Elohora, the Eternal Light grabs a plush doll of Ashtorath,
Duke of Inescapable Damnation by one horn, yanks downwards, before shoving a
plushy foot behind one kneecap and punching him in his bared face with her free
hand. "Your ego?" she asks, turning away.


Vicious little dolls

and

A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation stares a plush doll of
Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty up and down, his perverse thoughts
etched across his face.

A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation says, "Nifilhema, baby!
You should come back to my tower, I'd love to pull on your strings..."

A plush doll of Nifilhema rolls her eyes visibly before sharply returning, "The
only string you will be pulling, Ashtorath, is your own."
Unknown2008-12-23 18:07:49
See if you can figure out what happened before you get tp the bottom


QUOTE
(Celest): Meliana (from the Aetherways) says, "Any jewelers?"

(Celest): You say, "Present."

Meliana tells you, "I need about 10 sets of beads, preferebly an all gem design whacha got?"

ab jewelry
You have gained the following abilities in Jewelry:
Trinkets* Little trinkets to give to friends.
Baubles* Inexpensive jewelry for those you love.
Chains* Basic chains of precious metals.
Studs* Perfect for pierced areas of the body.
Gemcutting Uncover the hidden treasures of gem commodities.
Rings* Decorate digits with silver and gold.
Piercing For those who dare, you can pierce their body parts.
For (*), see JEWELRY and JEWELRY .
Otherwise, see AB JEWELRY for more information on an ability.

You tell Merciful Judge Meliana Dekoven, Purity of the Exalted, "Let me look."

ab jewelry baubles
JEWELRY - BAUBLES

Syntax: CRAFT
You must be in a jeweler's workshop to craft simple baubles.
Also see JEWELRY BAUBLES.


Meliana tells you, "Stewarts revolts this month and I want us to be ready."


You tell Merciful Judge Meliana Dekoven, Purity of the Exalted, "Got it."

jewelry baubles
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361 Public a glass rosehip pendant on a silv
362 Public an armband of hammered silver and
506 Public a scented jade pendant
690 Public a black steel and moonstone bat w
817 Public a fragile butterfly pendant
919 Public a set of moonhart prayer beads
1138 Public a fragrant potpourri pendant
1480 Public a rolling wave pendant
1923 Public a moonstone butterfly pendant
1980 Public a shimmering gold hairpin
1982 Public a coral starfish pendant
2020 Public a shimmering silver hairpin
2022 Public a hummingbird hairpin
2308 Public a diamond snowflake pendant
2438 Public a ruby heart pendant
2642 Public a pendant of mercury
2735 Public a rockeater pendant
2879 Public a delicate rose gold butterfly pe
3475 Public a diamond rosebud pin
3509 Public a marble key pin
3535 Public a set of amethyst prayer beads
3597 Public ravenwood and onyx prayer beads
3926 Public a hairpin of cascading crystals
4118 Public delicate silver prayer beads
4119 Public delicate golden prayer beads
4578 Public shadowy prayer beads
5179 Public a rose-scented ruby pendant
5571 Public a pretty pony hairpin
6227 Public a delicate ivory rose pendant
6355 Public an ivory pendant bearing a symbol
6550 Public a sparrow-shaped locket style pen
1483 Diamondlight a set of sea-themed prayer beads
1852 Diamondlight a blue star lapel pin
2319 Diamondlight ruby prayer beads
2679 Diamondlight a string of silver and steel pray
2745 Diamondlight sapphire prayer beads
2814 Diamondlight beryl prayer beads
3043 Diamondlight diamond prayer beads
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Total: 38

You tell Elysian Malicia La'Saet, "Public or diamond light?"

You tell Elysian Malicia La'Saet, "Well I have diamond, beryl, sapphire and ruby prayer beads. -mostly- gem design."

You tell Elysian Malicia La'Saet, "No pure gem designs though."

You have turned the MARKET channel on.

You tell Elysian Malicia La'Saet, "Ready when you are."


Malicia tells you, "Eh?"

You tell Elysian Malicia La'Saet, "I told you the designs I have, there are mostly gem but not all gem. Which ones would you like?"

Malicia tells you, "Did I so happen to ask for something?"

Malicia tells you, "I'm confused."

You tell Elysian Malicia La'Saet, "You asked for 10 sets of beads, perferbly all gem design, and asked me what i had."

You tell Elysian Malicia La'Saet, "Ohhh....wait...sorry I had you confused with gran'm'ma meliana...."tell meliana sorry had you confused with malicia for a moment.... I have diamond, sapphire, beryl, and ruby, not all gems design but mostly

You tell Merciful Judge Meliana Dekoven, Purity of the Exalted, "Sorry had you confused with malicia for a moment.... I have diamond, sapphire, beryl, and ruby, not all gems design but mostly."

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "Oh geez."

(Celest): You say, "I need sleep."

Meliana tells you, "Erk, we need to design some of our own!"

(Celest): Albel says, "Then sleep."

Meliana tells you, "Whats the other comm they need?"


(Celest): Unitos says, "That reminds me, any artisans about?"
reply one moemnt

You tell Merciful Judge Meliana Dekoven, Purity of the Exalted, "One moment."




I'm not sure wether to blame my lack of sleep, or the fact that M*li**a was all I relay on anymore.
Reiha2008-12-23 18:59:12
QUOTE
Munsia tells you, "Lord?"

Munsia tells you, "Lol?"

Munsia tells you, "Bit of gender confusion?"

Munsia tells you, "Lord is man term."

No censor.gif ?
Casilu2008-12-23 19:01:23
QUOTE (Reiha @ Dec 23 2008, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No censor.gif ?


Reiha is a hermaphrodite? whatthe.gif
Reiha2008-12-23 19:06:49
Of course wink.gif

But I don't know why it amuses people. Oh mmm gee, I used Lord instead of Lady.
Unknown2008-12-23 19:14:13
QUOTE (Reiha @ Dec 23 2008, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Of course wink.gif

But I don't know why it amuses people. Oh mmm gee, I used Lord instead of Lady.

Should use Lordess.
Lyora2008-12-23 20:34:53
Dinoniel is so mean to me....

You quickly unwrap a divinely wrapped present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull a piece of coal from within.

crying.gif
Aerotan2008-12-23 20:59:16
QUOTE
(Aquamancers): Kialkarkea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Frankly, I'm
suprised we can change our own underwear without learning how from a tutor."
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Aison2008-12-23 21:22:58
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "The rivalry between Talkan and Thoros is epic."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "I love when they get pissy."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "Could write a book on it."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "I'll start with how."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "They used to fight over toy rockeaters."
Unknown2008-12-23 21:42:03
QUOTE (Aison @ Dec 23 2008, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "The rivalry between Talkan and Thoros is epic."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "I love when they get pissy."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "Could write a book on it."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "I'll start with how."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "They used to fight over toy rockeaters."


He would always censor.gif say how his toy rockeater was more censor.gif op than my toy rockeater it pissed me the censor.gif off censor.gif censor.gif censor.gif !!!
Malicia2008-12-23 21:45:46
Such a cute vision. Baby Thoros and Talkan, wrestling in their crib while mommy Malicia and Amaru look on...

...and make bets on who'd win.
Lawliet2008-12-23 21:46:05
(The Hartfire Hearth): Hianastu says, "You can sush too, mister, or no anal
probing for you."

----

(The Hartfire Hearth): Hianastu says, "Im planning an escape from reality with a
truck of fishfingers, a hooker, and a lightbulb Ren, you want in?"
Reiha2008-12-23 22:20:07
(Celest): Nerok (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I've always wanted to sit
on Ironbeard's lap."

(Celest): Nerok (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I bet he does exist."

(Celest): Malicia says, "That concerns me."

(Celest): Nerok (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You guys are just mean
and cynical."

(Celest): Amaru says, "And play with his sack?"

(Celest): Amaru says, "Of presents."
Aison2008-12-23 23:12:36
QUOTE (Thoros LaSaet @ Dec 23 2008, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He would always censor.gif say how his toy rockeater was more censor.gif op than my toy rockeater it pissed me the censor.gif off censor.gif censor.gif censor.gif !!!



QUOTE (Malicia @ Dec 23 2008, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Such a cute vision. Baby Thoros and Talkan, wrestling in their crib while mommy Malicia and Amaru look on...

...and make bets on who'd win.


laugh.gif
Shaddus2008-12-23 23:41:09
Teleported to someone during the domoth battle, and I lagged out, had to restart Mush. When I got back, this is what happened.
QUOTE
Entrance to the Facility.
This location is flooded with deep, crystal blue water. A gnome sweeper is here,
lazing about with some cleaning supplies. A gnome beater is here, looking for
troublemakers. The soul of Kage roams the land, bodiless. Shabinar Tandrin,
Lunar Scribe is here. He wields a menacing crescent moonblade elegantly etched
in elfen script in each hand. Abbess Yurika, the Jade Staff is here. She wields
a silver tahto etched with gold with both hands. Ser Shuyin is here. He wields a
blackened raider's flail etched with krokani script in each hand. Sister Driala
La'Saet is here. She wields a holy symbol of the light in her left hand. Fair
Galaphyrae is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a golden
sunburst shield in her right. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading in and out.
4536h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrxp-

Shuyin's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a focused look, Shuyin strikes at you with a blackened raider's flail
etched with krokani script. You are hit on the left thigh for a minor bruise.
3296h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrxp-

With a focused look, Shuyin strikes at you with a blackened raider's flail
etched with krokani script. Your left leg is smacked with a force that goes to
the bone.
2084h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrxp-

Nydekion whips a cheekless klangaxe through the air in front of you, to no
effect.
Cleaving through your defenses, Nydekion makes a slow deadly strike at your left
leg with a cheekless klangaxe. Your left kneecap is struck, slicing through the
bone and causing the leg to collapse.
788h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrxp-

Shuyin takes a long drag off his pipe.
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in
The strong currents of the water spin and churn, pulling you back as you try to
swim away.
788h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrp-

A gnome sweeper screams in rage and brings her buckets down on Shuyin's head.
788h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrp-

Bleeding wounds open up on the body of Veyrzhul, whose eyes glow with holy
power.
788h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrp-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
788h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrxp-

A biting cold seeps deep into your bones from the frigid water, making your
teeth chatter.
An enormous wave sweeps over you, knocking you to the ground.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around you, attacking you with tiny stings.
388h, 4232m, 2568e, 1p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrxp-

With a focused look, Nydekion strikes at you with a cheekless klangaxe. The
blade is driven cleanly through the meat of your left thigh.
The point of the blade thrusts through your body and emerges from your back,
jolting you upright even as you feel your limbs go numb. You slide off the
blade, dropping to the ground as the numbness claims your entire body.
You have been slain by Nydekion.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and
suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
4936h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrx-

Enero points his staff at you, icy water erupting forth and pounding into your
body. The shock of the cold water makes you gasp involuntarily, knocking the
breath out of you.
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say nice

The Portal of Fate flashes as Lhunara steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
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You say, "Nice."
3813h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrx-

Unthinking terror seizes your mind as Shuyin looms up before you, his visage
nightmarish and impossibly powerful.
There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it
through.
3813h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrx-

With a focused look, Shuyin strikes at you with a blackened raider's flail
etched with krokani script. You are hit on the left thigh for a minor bruise.
2573h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrx-

With a focused look, Shuyin strikes at you with a blackened raider's flail
etched with krokani script. He stumbles forward as he fails to strike you.
2573h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18460w esSilrx-

Yurika thrusts a clawed fist towards you, ripping at the air before your face.
Drawing back her left fist, Yurika punches you in the head.
With a quick spin, Yurika kicks you in the head with her right foot.
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Veyrzhul's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Sticky strands of webbing spray out from Veyrzhul to cover you.
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Galaphyrae bows her head and closes her eyes, hooking her finger in a terrible
wrenching motion as your insides twist and turn in a hideously contorted dance.
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Veyrzhul takes a long drag off his pipe.
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in

You are no longer immune from stun.
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The strong currents of the water spin and churn, pulling you back as you try to
swim away.
2031h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18466w esSilrp-

With a focused look, Nydekion strikes at you with a cheekless klangaxe. Your
left leg is elegantly struck and swept out from under you, knocking you to the
ground.
735h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18466w esSilrp-

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Shuyin.
735h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18466w esSilrp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
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Shuyin's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a focused look, Shuyin strikes at you with a blackened raider's flail
etched with krokani script. You stumble and barely stay upright as the flail is
plowed deep into the meat of your left leg.
Your body judders with the final strike, and a dull snap echoes out as something
vital inside you is irrevocably broken. Your last sensation is that of falling
as the world goes black, your life ended strangely painlessly.
You have been slain by Shuyin.
The deadly aurawarp aura surrounding you dissipates.
0h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18466w esSilrx-

Driala picks up the corpse of Shaddus.
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Galaphyrae rubs her tummy contentedly.
0h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18466w esSilrx-

Shuyin screams in agony as a gnome sweeper splashes his eyes with cleaning
liquid.
0h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18466w esSilrx-

Shuyin eats a stalk of faeleaf.
0h, 4332m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18466w esSilrx-

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18480w esSilrx-

Shuyin eats a stalk of faeleaf.
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A Divine wave of healing washes over Nydekion, and he looks heartier and more
aware.
The divine aura of curing around Nydekion hums briefly as it draws an affliction
from his body.
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You are no longer immune from stun.
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18480w esSilrx-

Shuyin takes a long drag off his pipe.
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18480w esSilrx-

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around
Veyrzhul.
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18480w esSilrx-

Shuyin eats a stalk of faeleaf.
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18486w esSilrx-

A gnome sweeper screams in rage and brings her buckets down on Shuyin's head.
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QL
Entrance to the Facility.
This location is flooded with deep, crystal blue water. A gnome sweeper is here,
lazing about with some cleaning supplies. A gnome beater is here, looking for
troublemakers. The soul of Kage roams the land, bodiless. Fair Galaphyrae is
here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a golden sunburst shield
in her right. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading in and out.
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18486w esSilrx-

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Kage begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18486w esSilrx-

Krellan gently floats to the ground.
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say I appreciate that, thanks
You say, "I appreciate that, thanks."
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in
A strange force prevents you from going in that direction.
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Krellan squints his eyes and looks around.
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out
The inner wall.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. An
oak sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Shabinar Tandrin, Lunar
Scribe is here. He wields a menacing crescent moonblade elegantly etched in
elfen script in each hand. Abbess Yurika, the Jade Staff is here. She wields a
silver tahto etched with gold with both hands. Ser Shuyin is here. He wields a
blackened raider's flail etched with krokani script in each hand.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18512w esSilrx-

You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".
0h, 4182m, 2568e, 0p, 22240en, 18512w esSilrx-

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
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say thanks, I appreciate the warm welcome
You say, "Thanks, I appreciate the warm welcome."



Oops?
Kiradawea2008-12-24 00:14:32
QUOTE
You say, "You should sleep."
-
Renthur nods his head emphatically.
-
Ejei Gleip says, "Aww, but mom. I wanna stay up late."

Gleip is just adorable. wub.gif
Reiha2008-12-24 00:44:05
(*): Urazial says, "Rika took my candy when I was a novice sad.gif."
Unknown2008-12-24 00:48:22
Ur'Mage Revan n'Kylbar, Avatar of Destruction (Male Illithoid).

Ur'Mage Celina d'Murani, Daughter of Stone (Female Illithoid).

Ur'Mage Morvior d'Murani, Heir of the Earthen Truth (Male Illithoid).


UR'MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Unknown2008-12-24 00:53:52
QUOTE (Thoros LaSaet @ Dec 23 2008, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ur'Mage Revan n'Kylbar, Avatar of Destruction (Male Illithoid).

Ur'Mage Celina d'Murani, Daughter of Stone (Female Illithoid).

Ur'Mage Morvior d'Murani, Heir of the Earthen Truth (Male Illithoid).


UR'MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

So...you have three first-mages?
Celina2008-12-24 00:57:51
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Dec 23 2008, 07:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So...you have three first-mages?


The "Ur" comes from "We're hot, UR not."