Looking downtrodden, Lycludalgia sadly shakes his head.

Urazial ponders Lycludalgia thoughtfully, looking him up and down.

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd smiles and says to Lycludalgia, "If
you're going to be all mopey, I would prefer you do it elsewhere. As it is
you're tempting me to bash a smile onto your misbegotten face with my lyre."

unless someone else brings it up.

Someone brought it up to me, IC.

But did THEY learn it IC?

Seer Valonah Tar'sel, Heart of Darkness says, "Is that your pony?"

Exeryte nods his head emphatically.

Existential Exeryte says, "He's dumb."

Valonah pets a slim, grey stallion with a grey tail ingratiatingly.
A slim, grey stallion with a grey tail swishes his tail mildly.

Exeryte leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a slim, grey stallion
with a grey tail.
Exeryte connects.
Exeryte has scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL HIT!
The final blow proves too much for a slim, grey stallion with a grey tail, who
expires, pitifully.
A slim, grey stallion with a grey tail has been slain by Exeryte.
A slim, grey stallion with a grey tail shimmers and fades away from sight.

Existential Exeryte says, "Oops."

Valonah's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Valonah blinks.

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, ":(."

Tears fill Valonah's eyes and begin to slowly run down her face.

You say, "You don't like him very much do you.."

You stroke Valonah's head in consolation.

Valonah breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

Existential Exeryte says, "It's okay, he loves me still."

You exclaim to Exeryte, "See what you did! You made her cry!"

You say to Exeryte, "Make it better!"

Seer Valonah Tar'sel, Heart of Darkness says, "You killed it."

You give Valonah a friendly squeeze.

"Be right back!" Exeryte cries.

Exeryte reaches up and grabs a sturdy branch, then pulls himself up and
disappears into the treetops.

Exeryte clambers down from a nearby vantage point in the treetops.

Exeryte gives a divinely wrapped present to Seer Valonah Tar'sel, Heart of
Darkness.

Valonah quickly unwraps a divinely wrapped present, which sprays glittering
silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pulls the
Brilliant Sceptre of Life from within.

Exeryte gives a horrified gasp.

Entranced by Exeryte, Valonah emits a long "Ooooh."

Existential Exeryte says, "That's a keeper!"

Seer Valonah Tar'sel, Heart of Darkness says, "For sure!"

"Wow!" Valonah exclaims!

Driven spires of mercury.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Cylinders of metal spur skyward in a glorious display of shimmering liquid metal that fail to overshadow the pools of mercury that constantly churn below. The columns emanate
from within the pools themselves and several ripples seem to waver throughout the poles. Seemingly comprised of the same mercury, the columns manage to maintain cohesiveness despite the relative state of its brethren below. Several birds fly through
the spires with an apparent disregard and come out the other side with a metallic sheen. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A royal knight of Faethorn stands here at the ready. Fain, of the Red Masque reclines upon a garishly
striped deckchair, smoking a fragrant cheroot and sipping a martini with an olive in it. A pair of fluffy bunny slippers adorn his feet, and he wears a tattered dressing-gown. He wields a transplanar cubix in His left hand.

I noticed my cubix went missing when I was... uh... visiting Water, so I left via the archway and am going across Faethorn when I come across...

Oh god, that's frightening!

Coldly, Fain, of the Red Masque says, "Speak of what has passed between us, Incabulos, to anyone, and I will decapitate you with your own spine."

You greet a lucidian astrologer with a sincere smile.
A lucidian astrologer says, "You're not pulling my rocks, are you, Shaddus?"

A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance says, "The Taint is ickypoo, so we don't like it near us. There might not be something you can do to heal them - but love is love, and the best way to show it is to put them out of their misery."
A plush doll of Raziela the Loving Radiance sniffles softly.

(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "Badger."

(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "Badger."

(Serenwilde): Xiel says, "Badger."

Mushroom, mushroom?

I noticed my cubix went missing when I was... uh... visiting Water, so I left via the archway and am going across Faethorn when I come across...

Fain in bunny slippers, with a smoke and martini.

Fain wins.