BEAST ORDER BREATHE AMNESIACLOUD

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Before the Altar of Screams.
A chorus of screams swirl around this dark enclave, filling the air with wails
of despair that intermingle into a sweet symphony of endless agonies. Dominating
the enclave is a foreboding marble altar of purest midnight, marked with the
symbol of the ouroboros and bearing plates of offerings to Lord Morgfyre, the
Legion. Dried blood is encrusted on the altar, and splattered liberally across
the floor in splotches and streaks of dark red, brown and black. An acrid,
unholy scent wafts across the air, harsh, heady and exotic. In the distance, the
faint beating of drums can be heard, heralding the footsteps of doom. A
forbidding marble altar of purest midnight black rises up, marked with the
symbol of the Ouroboros and littered with bloody offerings. The disembodied
voice of Jagrerox lies shattered, mourned by a soft requiem. Fain of the Red
Masque kneels here, lapping up gore and ichor from the shattered remains of
Jagrerox. Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Master of Disaster is here. He
wields a chaotic viola in his left hand.

You gasp, "Lord!"

Incabulos suddenly scoops up the corpse of the Voice of Jagrerox.

Incabulos peers at the corpse of the Voice of Jagrerox unscrupulously.

Fain, of the Red Masque holds out a blackened gauntlet.

Fain, of the Red Masque says, "Miiiine."

You say, "My Lord, did you.... eat the Voice of Jagrerox?"

Fain, of the Red Masque says, "Now you are Mine."

Fain, of the Red Masque's eyes flare with malevolence and pain racks you
agonisingly as across your entire body, pores open and beads of blood squeeze
through, leaving your skin slick from bleeding.

You bleed 106 health.

Fain, of the Red Masque gestures imperiously and a trail of translucent essence
dribbles out from between your lips and collects in His outstretched hand.
You feel your control over your power begin to slip away.

Cooooool!

Fain has turned zombie! Sucking the essence out of everyone! Next he'll be stumbling about moaning "Braaaaaaains."

Know what would've been awesome?

You offer up the corpse of Fain, of the Red Masque to Fain, of the Red Masque.


PAAAARAAADOOOOX

Now where's Elostian - did you eat Him too, Fain?

Pouncing on Elostian and pretending to eat Him, Fain exclaims, "NOM NOM NOM!"

... okay, it didn't happen, but, that's the image I got.

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Existential Exeryte says, "Clwho."
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Ashteru peers at Exeryte unscrupulously.
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"Oh?" Orithon exclaims quizzically.
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Existential Exeryte says, "I have something in my throat."
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Ashteru snaps his fingers.
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Existential Exeryte says, "Clwho clwho clwho!1."
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Orithon smiles softly.
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Existential Exeryte says, "Man."
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Existential Exeryte says, "I'm just going to leave."
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Shadows flock to Exeryte in a murky swirl, swathing him with darkness. Suddenly, the darkness seeps into the ground, taking him along.
A shadowlord widowrider says, "Be ready always, Exeryte."
A slim, grey stallion with a grey tail trots off to the ether.

And the joys of Ashteru as GM are known.

(Shadowmaze): Please welcome Xxtomxx who has just enrolled into the Shadowmaze
to learn the ways of the Harbingers!

And there are no guides on.

Halp.

A sparkling wind blows in from the west.

You doff the hood of shimmering robes of twilight hues cordially to a
Manifestation of the Dreaming.
A Manifestation of the Dreaming shrugs indifferently.

You pet a Manifestation of the Dreaming ingratiatingly.

You wave goodbye at a Manifestation of the Dreaming.

A sparkling wind blows out to the down.

Inox tells you, "I'm an expert at whining."

snap, I'm slightly avoiding someone with a similar msn name

(Newbie): Draconith says, "Where do I obtain this sword?"

(Newbie): Raeri says, "Try asking your guild. There might be a forger on that
could help you out with a new weapon."

(Newbie): Draconith says, "My guild is SCARY."

(Newbie): Draconith says, "Magnagorans have a way about them that rank is
EVERYTHING ya know?"

(Newbie): Incabulos says, "Take that back, serf!"


... I want to join ur'Guard nao.

He also got given a sword by the ur'Guard tutor, Captain Avarath. admin.

Was it Raezon forged?

Romero tells you, "I am so unfortunate to not been able to milk you then."

And Papraki is so cute:

One worm:

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Wrapping his heavy body around you, a massive worm squeezes so hard that you shudder from lack of breath.
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The Catacombs of Corpus Clay.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war shrine of Fain nearby. There are 17 massive worms here.
You can see no further.
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ME NO LIKE. ME. NO. LIKE. D:


A massive worm roars in rage and swims through the hard ground, dislodging large chunks of earth before rearing up before you menacingly.
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You wildly swing an iron maiden war hammer at a massive worm. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
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You wildly swing an iron maiden war hammer at a massive worm. With great force, you pound him with a resounding crack.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
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...and tanky. 0_0

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Wrapping his heavy body around you, a massive worm squeezes so hard that you shudder from lack of breath.
Wrapping his heavy body around you, a massive worm squeezes so hard that you shudder from lack of breath.
A massive worm shudders forwards, sinking rotten teeth into you.
A massive worm shudders forwards, sinking rotten teeth into you.
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swing worm right hand

You wildly swing an iron maiden war hammer at a massive worm. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
Trigger {bashalarm} removed.
Trigger {lagalarm} removed.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
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(Jhagar): Esano says, "WTF."
1668h, 4158m, 5985e, 10p, 30872en, 23929w exkb<>-clt honours incabulos - He did get owned HOLY :censor:

A massive worm shudders forwards, sinking rotten teeth into you.
A massive worm shudders forwards, sinking rotten teeth into you.
You have been slain by a massive worm.
The corpse of a serpentine starsucker falls out of your inventory.
A bit of light essence falls out of your inventory.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
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And able to take me out.

Clearly it's a spice worm.

We call them Makers, Shai Hulud, Shaitan or Sandworms.

GOD.