Okay sorry I just had to let it out: Xavius, that is a picture of utter win.

Here's the other entry. I don't think I'll actually post the pic, it's a bit ... disturbing.

Here's the start of the article itself.

Monkey!

OMG! You just made me laugh so loud I think I woke a neighbor up.

A new dawn arises as you begin your duties as the Maker of Mountains. In a glorious blaze, the Stone Archives appears above your head and descends into your hands.
Sculptor of Minds, Marquis Ongaku n'Kylbar of the Ouroboros has just replaced Marquis Thalkros Koicei, Maker of Mountains as Administrator of the Geomancers.
It is now the 21st of Urlachmar, 267 years after the Coming of Estarra.

Yaaaaaay! My dreams of ruling the world are finally coming true!

Also, the desc Ongaku wrote for Vliuun. He is a fiendish master viscanti and stands just short of seven feet. While most of his body is hidden beneath his robes, his face is not. With his hood lowered, his disturbing visage can be seen clearly. Deathly pale skin with a hint of grey wraps almost too tightly around his face and bald head, looking somewhat desiccated and unhealthy. Two great sets of twisted horns rise from his brow, one pair from his forehead above his eyes, the other from his temples. A third
set of horns curls from behind his ears down to his jaw. Milky eyes devoid of pupils seem to stare blankly at his surroundings, his vague expression concealing his true nature within. Above thin, cracked lips, rather than a full nose, sit two nasal slits, just barely open enough to allow for proper breathing.

Isn't it lovely creepy?

I love you, my beautiful baby boy as ugly as sin.

my guildhall. So beautifully designed. Aramel too.

No s for me?

I'm raving for you for you know what and your hairpin. We have a plan.

Tears flow freely from your eyes as Eventru, Crown of the Exalted appoints you to Wielder of the Golden Tower.
(That's like, middle/high rank)
Woo!

You already did your Outer Circle tasks?! D:

Hey, what a coincidence! I finished tainting about half of his temple just before going to bed. That was fun.

Aoife's an Advisor to the Crimson Cadre now

Uh, no, there's one rank in that set to go before I'm at the top of the outer circle, if I understand it correctly.

I feel like I cheated my way into Inner Circle somehow. Or that I should have posted when I made Opkas Istro.

I am having too much fun pranking people with insanity tells.

If Maylea appointed you, there's no reason to feel like you've cheated.

Ah, nice air neophytes asking me about books and such. I like talking about books, and designs, and shinies...*happy*

I've somehow found advancement in Fain's Order to be pretty easy. Both times I've been in it, I've been advanced to middle circle pretty quickly.