Expecting people not to know what the word "plastic" means, I put in a comment about that very fact, for the benefit of the reviewers.

Of course, given what I was making, the use of the word was also a subtle hint about what it was, too. But still entirely legal and grammatical.

Hey, it's been a long time since I made a joke design. And (like all my joke designs) there's no bacon in it anywhere!

You say, "I wish to study the effects on disembowelment on individuals, assessing the amount of gore that sprays out of their body while rating on a decibel scale on how loud their screams of pain are before they expire in excruciating pain."

You have joined the Matrix Research Institute.

That's a really good idea actually. I have had some issues with designs getting rejected because the reviewer is not familiar with my use of a word. I try to give the benefit of the doubt, then get incredibly frustrated when things are rejected. It seems a bit snotty, "Oh in case you don't know what this word means..." but if it gets the job done - yeah. I'm going to start doing that.

I tried to be less snotty-sounding than I was here. The wording was something like "I don't mean 'plastic' in the sense of the material, but just the reshapability" or words to that effect -- so I wasn't implying the reviewer didn't know the word, just clarifying which meaning I had in mind. But if they didn't know it... I was also nudging them to look it up. I'm all suave like that sometimes.

Incidentally, like all my joke designs it's public, so feel free to bug your local artisan for one. I don't expect to ever make a penny on them. In fact, I gave Arix the first one ever made, free, for inspiring it.

First time I've like, ever won a lottery.

But...do I like..have to claim the ticket for the credits or something? Cause the ticket office isn't saying anything but 'That ticket did not win a prize, sorry!'. o.o

You get them automatically I believe.

Congratulations!

Oh, dandy. And thanks!

I am an undersecretary, and a professor in the collegium! And I have skills that do stuff! And bugs got fixed, so that looking at ab harmonics, and look at opals short phrase, I no longer see enregy, or whatever it was spelled as! I can harvest crystals! I am apparently, tanky, since I kept healing! I still have 250 credits left, and I'm trans in both harmonics and aeonics and mythical at healing!

Wooooooo

Oh you. You and your love of disemboweling.

Zomg we got stuff done. Lots of stuff. Our leadership is scary-competent. It is fun.

Getting ideas for research things....now if only I was allow to freely roam the planes...

Some thoughts.

The new guardian guilds, skillsets and backgrounds are very interesting and enriching. Sure things will have to be tweaked and revised. This should not detract from the satisfaction those who worked on the projects feel. Players will complain, that's our function. Excellent job Admins, please have a beer (and nap) on me.

Also, to whomever is administrating the Charities: thank you so much. Adding new commodities swiftly, allowing us to enchant suits as robes, and finally permitting slightly magical effects when using essence in commodities are very welcome changes and are not forgotten. It may not seem like we designers are taking full advantage of some of your hard work (there are no public suits designs), but rest assured, we will. Again, thank you.

The Epic Membership. It is such a great idea it makes me wonder why it wasn't implemented before. Hindsight is always 20/20 for good ideas.

Killing someone who actually fought back well! Usually people either just die instantly or I can't scratch them. That one was actually a close fight!

Excited about possibilities for Aeromancers with this new philosophy direction.

My family is awesome

Raving for Amani!

You swing a sinister curved katana at the spectre of Gardener Alodale Merule. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
The blade shears through the spectre of Gardener Alodale Merule's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain the spectre of Gardener Alodale Merule.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have reached the illustrious level of Titan.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of the spectre of Gardener Alodale Merule.

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Finally, after 3 years of playing, I've made it!

Spectre killer!

I've been feeding Noola's baby taint wyrm a steady diet of nothing but oats. I'm hoping that when it grows up, it becomes disgustingly fat!