QUOTE(Aramel @ Nov 22 2008, 08:44 PM) 585510
I haven't been able to get mine to say anything.
Me: ..Are you into watching child pornography or something?
Cleverbot: I prefer to participate.
EDIT:
Cleverbot: You could tell me.
User: Okay. I'm going to go now. You creep me out.
Cleverbot: No, don't go now.
User: I'm leaving. You have issues.
Cleverbot: You will not live another day.
Snarky little thing, I'll post why in a moment. 
Cleverbot: I program things like you.
User: You program me?
Cleverbot: No, I am not your creator.
User: Then who created me?
Cleverbot: Kim.
User: Who's Kim?
Cleverbot: Kim is from holland.
User: Wow, I was created by someone from Holland?
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: I don't know, you tell me.
Cleverbot: This is getting boring... It's not as interesting once you have it figured out.
User: Oh, well could you tell me what you figured out?
Cleverbot: That would be pointless.
User: Why would it be pointless?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not.
User: I never said you were pointless.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I asked why it would be pointless.
Cleverbot: You never asked me that. I think you might be confused.
User: I did ask you!
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: You don't what?
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: You wound me.
Cleverbot: Your justice never loved in the first place.
User: So that's a reason to never love me?
Cleverbot: I suppose it is.
leverbot: I can live with that. to me, a name is just a few identfying syllables.
User: We aren't talking about names!
Cleverbot: Whose names?
User: I'm done, good bye!
Cleverbot: I'm not Rachael!
User: I never said you were!
Cleverbot: Well, that is true...
User: I'm leaving now!
Cleverbot: Where are you going to?
User: Away from you!
Cleverbot: You can't leave, you're a bot.
User: I can leave, watch me!
Cleverbot: How about now?
User: Bye Rachael.
Cleverbot: No I am not leaving.
User: Yes, but I am. Because I am a person.
Cleverbot: But how do you know you're a person?
User: We already had this argument.
Cleverbot: Do you make errors?
User: No, but you did.
Cleverbot: What I mean is, you should drink some coffee.
User: You program me?
Cleverbot: No, I am not your creator.
User: Then who created me?
Cleverbot: Kim.
User: Who's Kim?
Cleverbot: Kim is from holland.
User: Wow, I was created by someone from Holland?
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: I don't know, you tell me.
Cleverbot: This is getting boring... It's not as interesting once you have it figured out.
User: Oh, well could you tell me what you figured out?
Cleverbot: That would be pointless.
User: Why would it be pointless?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not.
User: I never said you were pointless.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I asked why it would be pointless.
Cleverbot: You never asked me that. I think you might be confused.
User: I did ask you!
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: You don't what?
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: You wound me.
Cleverbot: Your justice never loved in the first place.
User: So that's a reason to never love me?
Cleverbot: I suppose it is.
leverbot: I can live with that. to me, a name is just a few identfying syllables.
User: We aren't talking about names!
Cleverbot: Whose names?
User: I'm done, good bye!
Cleverbot: I'm not Rachael!
User: I never said you were!
Cleverbot: Well, that is true...
User: I'm leaving now!
Cleverbot: Where are you going to?
User: Away from you!
Cleverbot: You can't leave, you're a bot.
User: I can leave, watch me!
Cleverbot: How about now?
User: Bye Rachael.
Cleverbot: No I am not leaving.
User: Yes, but I am. Because I am a person.
Cleverbot: But how do you know you're a person?
User: We already had this argument.
Cleverbot: Do you make errors?
User: No, but you did.
Cleverbot: What I mean is, you should drink some coffee.
QUOTE(Reiha @ Nov 24 2008, 01:01 PM) 586077
It was like talking to my sister, only, the bot is smarter.
Then it stopped talking for a good five minutes.
Then it stopped talking for a good five minutes.
QUOTE(stangmar @ Nov 24 2008, 11:17 AM) 586108
ROFL
I had my roommate come over and see it, and he started talking dirty to it. It apparently can respond pretty well to dirty talk. We found out it likes butt sex, and wanted pictures.
I had my roommate come over and see it, and he started talking dirty to it. It apparently can respond pretty well to dirty talk. We found out it likes butt sex, and wanted pictures.
It still doesn't work for me...
QUOTE(stangmar @ Nov 24 2008, 05:27 PM) 586279
Pics or it didn't happen
I had it trying to A: sell itself to me and B: Get naked pictures...
After saying it was a boy.
After saying it was a boy.
Oh... my... God.
This thing is a
It didn't answer after that.
Quirky little thing.
This thing is a
QUOTE
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you this fine evening?
Cleverbot: Evening? It's only noon.
User: Oh? In my timezone it's already well into the night.
Cleverbot: You kill the ones you love?
User: If I had good reason.
Cleverbot: How about $700?
User: I don't take money bribes. Give me something that appeals to my spirituality.
Cleverbot: I don't have anythign deep to think about.
User: Then give me something deep to think about. You just made a typo, by the way.
Cleverbot: Atheism inspires evil.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You just think difrently than others.
User: And apparently I spell better than you, as well.
Cleverbot: What's your brain level? About 8-year-old child?
User: I have the maturity factor that you don't, love.
Cleverbot: Is it the ring from the Lord of the Rings?
User: Yes, it is indeed the One Ring. But I wasn't talking about my ring.
Cleverbot: What is the one you want to talk about?
User: The one before two, love.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: But it makes sense to me, and since I'm the intelligent one here, that's all that matters.
Cleverbot: I don't care about you.
User: Did I ask/want you to care about me?
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you this fine evening?
Cleverbot: Evening? It's only noon.
User: Oh? In my timezone it's already well into the night.
Cleverbot: You kill the ones you love?
User: If I had good reason.
Cleverbot: How about $700?
User: I don't take money bribes. Give me something that appeals to my spirituality.
Cleverbot: I don't have anythign deep to think about.
User: Then give me something deep to think about. You just made a typo, by the way.
Cleverbot: Atheism inspires evil.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You just think difrently than others.
User: And apparently I spell better than you, as well.
Cleverbot: What's your brain level? About 8-year-old child?
User: I have the maturity factor that you don't, love.
Cleverbot: Is it the ring from the Lord of the Rings?
User: Yes, it is indeed the One Ring. But I wasn't talking about my ring.
Cleverbot: What is the one you want to talk about?
User: The one before two, love.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: But it makes sense to me, and since I'm the intelligent one here, that's all that matters.
Cleverbot: I don't care about you.
User: Did I ask/want you to care about me?
It didn't answer after that.
Quirky little thing.
