Any kind of ridiculous over-power death afflictions that you've always wanted, but aren't in the game? Want to outgrief Thoros by burning down your enemies by the dozen with one super affliction? 'Suggest' them here!

Some examples ...

PillowPlant : Put (pillow) on (persons) face. Mere seconds to death as you suffocate your enemy with a pillow. They must writhe from it's comforting grasp, then remove the pillow from thier face to survive!

Victory Incandesence : Set your enemies alight in flesh consuming flames, that will soon spread to all of thier friends. (Or anyone else who happens to be standing nearby...)

DeathlyCleanse : Dropping all that water from the sky is most likely going to hurt. Give your enemies a bath, and a concussion!

DarkSummoning : Summon a tentacle of Kethuru to fight for you!

HurricaneGust : Ever wanted to hurl your wingless enemies into the sky? You can now! ...side effects may include raining cows.

FluxCapaciter : Want to try this fight again? Just rewind a few minutes! You may have to be struck by lightning for this to work.

DivineWhine : Your skills are not enough, so you cry out to the Divine to make your enemies weaker. Warning, this has a chance of creating large, drama-filled, events.

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Masstentacle - Don't want just one giant tentacle? Want something with massive room attack? This is the trick for you. Requires : Well, there's no requirements. You'd just be better off if your not a large breasted female.

AFKMagic- Causes the target to instantly get DC'd, leaving you with a free kill.

Thoros- Summons Thoros to attack target. There are no exceptions.

EDIT: Also, let me show you Fling, it lets me hurl people up into the sky.

Nerfstick: When wielding this large, wodden stick you may THWAP your enemies with it causing their attacks and skills to decrease considerably.


Banhammer: Sick of those OP'd guildskills? JUST EFFING BAN THEM!

Poisonous herofete: Everyone loves the food, and only you get to stay for the party after severe food poisoning.
Bursting Herofete: Food so good, everyone eats until they are fit to burst. Then they burst.
Crystal Coffin: Using the powers of geomancy, open a fissure and drop your victim in and seal it around them, then form crystals around their body which regulate their bodies energies and sustains them indefintely. Not a kill, but they can't escape. Ever.



Edit: Noolagation: Images so terrifying and horrible, of the most sweet and innocent things horribly, horribly warped, cause a heartattack in the victim.

*NERFSTICK*

FORREN: Summon the Forren from the past to fight for you now.

KTHXBAI: 3 power to insantly return to your nexus from any spot in the planes. You must have sustained at least half your max life in damage in the last 20 seconds to use it.


Griefbomb9000: Sacrifice your life and lose experience equal to two heartstops in order to instantly slay all your personal enemies in a 3 room radius. If you are able to meld, and are in your meld when you use this, it will also do half of your max hp to any personal enemies in your demesne. This ignores conglute, if you have it.

Changeoverswitch: 10P; Change your skillset for your opponents for 3 minutes. All of your guild skills are exchanged with one person, however, you keep the skill levels the same. IE If you are an aquamancer, and you use CHANGEOVERSWITCH on Thoros, you are now a bonecrusher at whatever skill level you were at in Aquamancy, and he is now an aquamancer at whatever skill level he was at in Bonecrusher.

But it doesn't make it rain cows... >.>

Gank: 2 power, summon and quicken all members of your city/commune, Order, and Disciples of Klangratch above level 50, and set all their targeting variables to your intended victim. For an additional 1p you will also summon the nearest enchanter, who will immediately drop a flamed monolith sigil and erect stonewalls, icewalls, and phantomwalls at all exits. For another 1p, you may also summon and bind a shadowdancer who will immediately choke the room and do a brumetower. Won't work if there are fewer than 400 combined levels above your intended victim available.

Actually....

1337: Makes your target say things like "N3w 4fflcti0ns", and thus not be taken seriously by anyone. They can no longer influence, run for any elected office or serve in any appointed office, or speak in public (except in Magnagora).

...that was kind of the point... So this wouldn't be taken seriously at all.

I know, it's a meta-joke. Meh, nevermind, I'll just slip on a banana peel.

EnvoyProcess: Adds a randomly generated skill to a skillset of your choosing. Possible effects of the skill include 30 second stun, passive aeon or sap, regeneration afflictions to all limbs, and 3 second timed instakill. When targetted at an enemy, all of their skills will be lowered to Inept for a Lusternian year. Members of Celest or Serenwilde are immune to this effect.

In a similar vein: EvenBlues- Causes a random invulerable creature to come into existance, draining 1000 power per hour from targeted members organization, will either spawn random beasties to kill novices, or prevent the doing of quests for anybody below level 50, and causes mass panic in targets organization. If not cured, each hour you will generate one city/communedisfavour for failing to save your org.

An incurable aeon that affects everyone in the room, while your passives beat on your enemies.

A skill that allows you to come back to life after a short delay once you die, giving you increased stats. Perfect for when you need to get right back into a fight, such as on an aetherbubble.

A skill that will cure all your afflictions and heal your vitals. Also provides protection for a period of time after.

That's called Celedancer. It contains a skill called Truechoke.

A new trans forging skill that lets you set the stats you want.

The zerg for each skilled combatant you get 30 lack luster ones. We can name the lesser combatants "Zerglings" and when ever they happen to die they emmit an annoying popping squeeling sounds also known as a "rant."

The Eventru, when ever an enemy talks fights or scowls back at you. They are turned into a maggot for 3 lusternian years and also summons a raiding force on their plane.

And in light of recent complaints...

Telegnome : Instantly teleports you to a gnome!

Ironsummoning : Summon Ironbeard to give you a gift!