A Family Talk with Lord Eventru

by Fania

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Fania2009-02-21 07:20:08
It all started with Rodngar saying that Lord Eventru wanted us to call Him:

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(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "The Lord Most Exalted, Greatest of All Dynara's Creations, the Crown of Yudhe's Children, the Glory of All Existance."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That's a long title, doubt I could remember it all."

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "Too grand for me, but I'll do Them the honor of using it at Their wish. As long as I can rememb- yeah."

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "That isn't implied when we say greetings Lord Eventru?"


Which was just silly in my opinion. The we went into a history lesson lead by Lord Eventu himself:

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(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "I want to go to this Glacier Sea people keep talking about."

Rodngar is ripped from your location by an unseen force.

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Eep."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Lots of frozen nothing if you ask Us."


(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yeah, I never got to go there either, but don't really want to right now."

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "So how do you like it?"

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "It is, but I figure there's hunting here."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yes, hunting for warmth!"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Don't you wish you had fur?"


(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I used to."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Us too."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Then We decided to shave it off."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "And so Nejii was birthed."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That does explain all the Shedding..."

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "Is that how it happened?"

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Hm. 'The Genesis of Nejii', as told by Lord Eventru."


(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Heh!"

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Should be published."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You should hear Our explanation of the origins of the Changeling race."


(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Sounds messy."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "Do tell!"

(Great House Dekoven): Meliana says, "Ew."


(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You do not know the half of it, Rodngar."


(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Ooh! I'm interested in that."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "It involves a spicy pot of Crumkane's chili and an hour of labourious effort on Our part."

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Ooo!"

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We felt quite relieved by the end of it, at least."

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "At least some good came out of it."

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Ohhhh, so is THAT how you get here?"

(Great House Dekoven): Zynna (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Ick! I wish I could change my history now...."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Do not get Us started on Tae'daes!"

(Great House Dekoven): Zynna (from the Realm of the Crown of the Exalted) says, "Aww!!"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I think you'll just have to bear with them, Lord."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We were such an idiot for allowing Tae to convince Us to have some of this newfangled wine!"

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, ".. I like wine."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Five-hundred and fourty-seven bottles into the night, well."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Let Us just say it involved some clippers, tape and Tae not talking to Us for a month afterwards."

(Great House Dekoven): Aoife (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Oh, dear."

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "You can fix eveything with tape, can't you?"

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Not Tae's hair, apparently."

(Great House Dekoven): Zynna says, "Hmmm....perhaps there is a reason why mere mortals are not meant to comprehend certain things."

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "So, I now know how to get to this place if I ever want to explore it further.. thank You, Lord!"

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "They are just asking for too much, then."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Agreed."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Now, the igasho race. Talk about a nightmare."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Hm. Maybe it's just too tall a tale to tell."
(Great House Dekoven): You say, "How tall is it?"


(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "About eighteen sizes too tall!"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "That's fairly tall."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "See, Casilu, We can make bad jokes, too."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Did you hear about Krokano?"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Eye did not."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Tunnel vision."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Very narrow perspective."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Did you hear that I had trouble in the collegium when I was younger?"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I kept on faeling."

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Groooan."


(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "No wonder you are a Seren, Casilu."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We hear none of the others can get off them, either."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I was born Celestian!"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "This rests squarely on the Tahtetso."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "But you're with people with like-minded interests!"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yes, they're pretty Punny."

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "The Tahtetso didn't give me any kind of attraction to faeling or puns.."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We do not see the Tahtetso having problems

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Then again, We don't see the Seren having that problem, either."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Too much?"

Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I must memorize my way back here."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "The Tahtetso have that problem, they did elect me as Grandmistress of Humility once upon a time."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Must have been krokani."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "People were always looking down on me for some reason, though."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "And yes, that was another awful joke."


(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Ugh. We are going to go throw Ourselves in the Void."

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "I need to write a book about the "The Mostly True Travels and Tales of Lord Eventru"."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Yeah, I'll stop, Lord."

(Great House Dekoven): Meliana says, "Sounds like a good book."


(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "For now."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Farewell, New Celest."

(Celest): Senna says, "Bye, Eventru!"

(Celest): Eventru says, "We are going to go feed Ourselves to Kethuru."

(Celest): Steingrim says, "Goodbuy Lord Eventru."

(Celest): Eventru says, "In hopes of releasing Him upon the First World."


(Celest): Shric says, "...What?"

(Celest): You say, "He doesn't like Casilu's puns."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Do not worry. If He does not eat Casilu, just have Casilu tell Him some of her jokes."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Anyways. We aren't really going anywhere. We just. We have been beaten into submission with some terrible puns."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Why don't the Tahtetso have many secretaries?"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "They don't have the staff."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "I have not yet begun to pun!"

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar says, "I figure that is Their answer."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AFRAID OF!"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "What do you call Loti spore style kata combat?"

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "Shofungi."

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Nexus World of Celest) says, "Urghh."

(Great House Dekoven): Casilu says, "My puns, as frightening as the Soulless. Very nice to know."


Casilu Wins!
Casilu2009-02-21 07:28:05
Forgot this after the Tahtetso pun:


The presence of the Exalted Lord quickly flees the First World, as His radiant form can be seen diving through the Fulcrux and through the planar folds.
Asmodea2009-02-21 08:59:06
I was NOT born of chilli! mad.gif
Arix2009-02-21 09:01:52
No, you were born after Eventru tried Indian food for the first time
Unknown2009-02-21 09:39:06
That is hilarious!

Two thumbs up!
Rodngar2009-02-21 10:34:01
I now know my way to the Glacier Sea, at least I got something out of that. sad.gif
Unknown2009-02-21 10:58:08
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No, you were born after Eventru tried Indian food for the first time


Ha Ha Now that's hilarious.
Unknown2009-02-21 11:21:28
How on earth did I know it was going to involve puns the moment you said 'bear with it'? doh.gif
Casilu2009-02-21 19:03:18
I heard that the Celestines are having a joke contest. Guess who is judging!
Fania2009-02-23 18:01:14
QUOTE (casilu @ Feb 21 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I heard that the Celestines are having a joke contest. Guess who is judging!


And you have been given entrance to said contest. Exxxceeelllennnt! *cackle*