That was the emote I was looking for!



But I had fun.

Edit: Well, at least Nature is simpler. You point to trees, grass, animals. What is the Wyrd? Erm....

Disclaimer: In no way does this post suggest that I enjoy having my head being blown up.

10 Questions You Never Want to be Asked:
1. What is the meaning of life?
2. What is the Wyrd?
3. How does a faeling and igasho couple have children?
4. Where do babies come from?
5. Do illithoids have souls?
6. Do griefers have souls?
7. Do griefers have a life?
8. If a tree falls in Glomdoring and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
9. If you put a cat and a griefer in a box and not open it, is the cat considered alive, dead, or simultaneously both?

That is either 9 or 11 questions...

10. How on earth did you get 11?

You have 9 questions numbered, but you could break number 9 into three seperate ones if you tried.

10 Questions You Never Want to be Asked:
1. What is the meaning of life?
- To live as long as the Fates say you can.
2. What is the Wyrd?
- The perfection of Nature (which has already been defined).
3. How does a faeling and igasho couple have children?
- They don't.
4. Where do babies come from?
- When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
5. Do illithoids have souls?
- Sure, why not?
6. Do griefers have souls?
- Yes. Like the Soulless, they absorb the lifeforce of those they grief. They have many souls, they just do not do anything with them.
7. Do griefers have a life?
- See above.
8. If a tree falls in Glomdoring and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
- Yes. A text message is still sent.
9. If you put a cat and a griefer in a box and not open it, is the cat considered alive, dead, or simultaneously both?
- Is this one question or three? If it's one, there are only 9 here. If it's 3, there are 11.

I hope this helps!

Perfect! Now number 11. Can you take my tests for me?

It depends.

Can I just write down whatever comes to mind?

Questions like these are what make life worth living, sir.

Now, this question is unable to be answered, as the griefer's org must be known as well as the cats. If the griefer and cat are of the same org, then the cat is most likely alive, unless it's Magnagora, then the cat is likely undead so I would say both in that instance. Now, if they are of opposite orgs, we must consider the following: what might is the cat? If the cat is close to might of griefer, griefer will do nothing by themselves. If griefer brought half his org with him to gank cat, cat will be dead almost immediately. If they are from allied or neutral orgs,then the cat will only be alive until griefer is annoyed. This is exempt if the cat follows around the Moondancer champion and can aeon.

Also, catnip helps.

DO NOT DEFILE THE WAVE FUNCTION!

Alive, because even griefers often have a weakness for cats, kittens and other adorable creatures.

Now you're gettin' it, son.



Haven't you ever heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

It's like that, but it's Fain's cat.

Yes, I have in fact heard of Schroedinger's Cat.

I was making a joke, because I know many griefers who are really just horrid people, and even tend to be out of game, but they all have a weakness for cats.

Good. Fain would kill a cat, I'm sure. Hence it's his wave function.

Sometimes I like to look at the last page of a topic I haven't checked for a while to see how much it has diverged from its intended purpose in the meantime. Answer: usually significantly.

It's not a weakness to cats, it's a matchup. Griefers are evil. Cats are evil. They go together like PB&J, Bonnie and Clyde.

Like Captain and Tennille.