I'm baffled. Only in Russia.

http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04-14/....html?fullstory

I read this and just died.

That guy will be laughed at forever.

got pwned.

Must be nice, I bring home a paycheck and can't even get my wife to glance at me, much less rape me.

This is... awesome.

This proves the maxim that truth is stranger than fiction. And awesomer.

I'm surprised he reported her. Damn.

Yeah, that place is going to be robbed all the time now

So... the man is desperate enough to rob a hairdresser shop, thinking "I will get 50.00!"..

Instead he gets 30.00, new jeans, and for 3 days straight.

What is he complaining about??

What if she had like, huge genital warts or something? To the point where it looked like the creature from the black lagoon.

Interestingly, though her face is blurred out, she looks like she very well might be a bit of a bombshell blonde, too.

Maybe he's just not into women?

I thought the same thing.

Then I thought "I wonder how hard it is to move it Russia and rob hairdresser shops."

Awesome

That. He's complaining about that.

But... yellow belt is only half a year of karate study...

A yellow belt is probably more competent than your average criminal. Especially this one.

That depends. Maybe the criminal was smarter than you think. Gregori, for instance, may very well have let her take him.