Ishant tells you, "We might be able to get married next month if we keep having
issues."

Ishant tells you, "Since I can't see anyone currently."

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "To marry us?"

Ishant tells you, "Yeah."

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "You could shout for a divine."

Ishant tells you, "I hate shouting, I'll try praying."

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "I'll pray to Lord Eventru, it'll
be funny because he'll make us pray."

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "For salvation."

*movement spam*

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "Sweet merciful gods I finally
found his fulcrux."

Ishant tells you, "You are so not praying to eventru.."

Kneeling humbly, you press your palms together before you and close your eyes
momentarily as you pray devoutly to Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, "Want to
marry a Glomdoring couple that you're possibly the most kindly indifferent to?".

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "I just did."

Ishant tells you, "You are crazy."

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "And I forgot my wedding vows."

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "You expect Us to marry the King of the
Night to one who has left Us for the Glomdoring - twice?"

Ishant tells you, "Well I prayed to Nocht too, so hopefully he responds first!"

Innocently, you say, "Yes?"

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "We will marry you if you wish it, as a
favour to you, Reiha, but expect no ceremony."

You smile broadly and say, "Well, that is good, since I forgot my wedding vows!"

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
You ponder the situation.

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "I won."

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "C'mere."

Ishant tells you, "You're kidding?"

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "I am not, and your mother is
going to kill us."

You tell King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade, "Possibly Him, too."

Sparkling motes of effervescent light coalesce upon the golden shores, melding
into the shining form of the Exalted Lord.

You declare your intent to bear arms against Ishant.

You violently grab some strands of aether and whip them out towards Ishant.

A swirl of sparkling motes of light appears over head and dumps Ishant
unceremoniously to the ground.

You flash Ishant a joyous smile.

Ishant shakes his head.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says to you, "You are unbelievable."

Eventru inclines His head politely to those around Him.

You say, "Unbelievably resourceful."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says to Eventru, "Greetings, Lord Eventru,
it is honour to meet you."

Dryly, Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Indeed."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "This is as a favour to Reiha, as We find
her charming, however insipid she might be."

Eventru gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Ishant's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You sadly say, "Insipid?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to Ishant, "Do you, Ishant, King of the
Night, standing in Our Fulcrux, the last of the Hamadhi, a god of the Shining
Light and much loved by the blessed and holy Light of Celestia and the Holy
Celestine Empire, an entity who would happily see Glomdoring burn into a pile of
ashes."

You ask Ishant, "Ready?"


King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade asks, "She is quite the star though isn't
she among mortals, isn't she?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Honestly want to marry this woman?"

Eventru gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You peer at Eventru unscrupulously.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says to Eventru, "Can you ask again, but in
a way that won't offend my Lord or family?"

A wry smile spreads across Eventru's face.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to you, "When are you coming back to Celest
again?"

Eventru's eyes raise to the heavens as a look of hope flashes across His face.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to Ishant, "Do you, Ishant, King of the
Night, standing in Our Fulcrux, the last of the Hamadhi, a god of the Shining
Light and much loved by the blessed and holy Light of Celestia and the Holy
Celestine Empire, honestly wish to marry Reiha, despite her obvious dementia and
insanity?"

You say to Eventru, "When Glomdoring and Celest don't mind I am married to this
young man."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to you, "That shall be a long time away, We
fear."

Eventru purses His lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as He carefully
gathers His thoughts.

You say, "How about 'barely tolerates'?"

Smiling warmly, King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "I do. I promise to
love and look after her, no matter what goes on in her head and be with her
always."

Eventru gives Ishant the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says to Eventru, "I can try be serious,
obviously you've never met my dire family."

You stick out your tongue and say to Ishant, "How romantic. At least you didn't
say I had pudding between my ears."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "And do you realize your legs shall be
broken, the flesh flayed from them, the bones snapped, and then whatever
detritus remains torn off by hungry, savage Serens - as though there were any
kind - if you hurt her?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Ahem, any OTHER kind."

Eventru coughs softly.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says to Eventru, "Good to know someone up
there is watching over her."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Unfortunately. The little rodent has
endeared herself to Our heart."

Eventru glares angrily at you.

Showing that he understands, Ishant nods his head slowly.

You ask, "How?"

You blink a few times and stare at Eventru in confusion.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to you, "And do you Reiha, with the pudding
between thine ears, agree to marry this man, despite all of his obviously bad
qualities, not the least of which being a savage living in a commune?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "And do you promise to tell Us if he breaks
your heart, so We might have his legs broken, the flesh flayed off, his bones
broken off, and the detritus that remains chewed off by hungry, savage Serens?"

You nod your head enthusiastically at Eventru.

You beam broadly at Eventru.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Good."

Eventru glares angrily at Ishant.

You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!

You say, "Yes, and I have a speech prepared!"

You say, "That I wrote obviously."

You say, "Ishant, though it is often said that love is fleeting, we have proven
that to be untrue. Each month that my heart has been entwined with yours has
seemed like living a lifetime with you over and over again. While our lives have
never been perfect, they are the best they can be when we are with each other. I
can only tell you that my heart will only beat for you. I will only long for you
for the rest of my life. We have so many years left before us. I am happy that I
will by the one to grow old with you, to learn with you, even to argue with you.
I know that our love will be great for all of time, our hearts beating as one
always. I will stand by your side always, Ishant, as I know you will always
stand by mine. In all that we do, may we trust and love each other. I love you
with all my heart and nothing can ever change that. Today we are to be bound for
all of time and there is nobody I would rather be bound in marriage than you.
You are my perfection completion, my everything. I love you."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You flash Ishant a joyous smile.

Ishant flashes you a joyous smile.

You twiddle your thumbs.

You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted shout, "For whatever reason, Ishant, King
of the Night, has been formally wed to Reiha, the lady with pudding between her
ears. Lend them your congratulations, if you are fond of either. And should he
break her heart, We have firsties on breaking his legs, having the flesh torn
off, the bones snapped off, and the detritus devoured by hungry, savage Serens -
as though there were any other kind."

Eventru's eyes sparkle with amusement.

(The Nightshades): Nienla says, "..Congratulations, dear brother."

You say to Ishant, "I don't think the commune is going to like this."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "There. Now go do what you mortals do best.
Moreso because you are commune members."

You look at Eventru with a raised eyebrow and say, "Pssshhhh..."

Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious d'Murani, Singer of the Dirge shouts, "Congrats
you Two."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Breed like rabbits."

(The Nightshades): Nienla says, "..Welcome.. sister."

You give Eventru a compassionate hug.

Gero tells you, "Keep 'em on a short leash!"

You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted shout, "And no, We will not subject Ishant
to Munsia for an eternity if he hurts Reiha. Even We are not so cruel."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Thank you, Lord Eventru."

Ishant flashes Eventru a joyous smile.

Eventru inclines His head politely to those around Him.

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

Fania tells you, "Umm congrats."

"Jesus."

You tell Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, "Thank you!"

Larien tells you, "Congratulations."

(The Nightshades): You say, "Thank you."

Inagin tells you, "About time!"

You tell Druid Larien Kor'Lathh, Crow's Feather, "Thank you."

You tell Crusader Inagin La'Saet, Companion of the Blade, "Thank you!"

Inagin tells you, "Heh, congrats."

Jaskata tells you, "What was up with that?"

Fania tells you, "Well even though Eventru won't do it.. if he hurts you I will
subject Ishant to a fate worse than Munsia if he hurts you, heh heh."

You tell Jaskata Tredia, "Got married."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "We could do a another one for
Glomdoring to go with our divine one if you want an audience."

You smile and say, "Oh, I think we had a large enough audience with the shout."

You kiss Ishant passionately.

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "Go on, don't do that here."

Jaskata tells you, "I mean why was Eventru being a dick."

Ishant gives a stunning emerald-cut diamond engagement ring to you.

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "We do not enjoy watching mortals copulate."

You tell Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, "Awwwwwwwww *hug attack*."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Which is why you have a statue
here?"

Ishant kisses you passionately.

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "Our gaze is eternal and ever present."

Fania tells you, "Yay for hugs!"

You say, "You don't have to watch!"

You reach over and caress Ishant tenderly.

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "The problem with an eternal and ever
present gaze is We cannot close Our eyes."

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "So go, git."

(You look confused and say, "Then it won't matter where we go."

You snuggle up close to Ishant, smiling happily.

You begin to follow Ishant.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Ohh, where is the delightful
malmydia in the void then if I may pry?"

You say, "What the nil is a mammydila?"

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "As was the fate with the rest of the
Traitors."

A wry smile spreads across Ishant's face.

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "Bound eternally in prisons of the Elder
Gods' design."

You tell Jaskata Tredia, "He was being Himself."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade asks, "Was it just her or are other bound
that way too?"

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "All are bound, as they deserve to be."

Jaskata tells you, "Ooh.. Well he's still a dick. Congratulations, though."

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "And with luck, none shall be free."

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "No more, at least."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Yet raezon, fain and Morgfure
escaped?"

You tell Jaskata Tredia, "Heh heh, thanks sis."

Ishant coughs softly.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Morgfyre."

An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "Accidents, errors, twists of Fate. Perhaps
We should ensure all of the others are tightly bound. Terentia would be happy to
ensure none of them are freed again."

Showing that he understands, Ishant nods his head slowly.

A low rumble in the air, An ivory sculpture of Eventru says, "As would We be. No
more questions, little wyrdlings."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Your words are intriguing then,
we'll go copulate elsewhere."

May you both be happy until she hops to another org

I might have been in every org, but I'm not a hopper :<

Also, I'm afraid to send tells to Reiha now that she posts everything without censoring names.

Congratulations seemed innocent enough!!

Plus I'd never censor your name, anyway. And what Jaskata said made me laugh, so I figured others might, too.

Jaskata tells you, "I mean why was Eventru being a dick."

EDIT: Oh no...you edited your post... Making my reply irrelevant.

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Edit: I can't wait until I see you both IC.

I hope there is a log of this.