Azoth sounds like he could use a line like this.

Hurhur, even the newbs are attacking me now? So eager to impress the ****heels that call the shots around here.

I have alts in multiple guilds that would give out GFs for your death. Shouldn't advertise for enemies statuses!

EDIT: More hilarious alternative--talk smack, get killed, add another karma curse

Don't feed the trolls!

If you are a god and one insults you just mute them.
If you are a mortal just ignore them.

Attention seekers don't care about the type of attention you give them.

Just pull a Verithrax, already.

Who knows, you might get picked up as a designer for another IRE game, too.

Verithrax pulled a Guido, thank you very much (assuming he did what I think he did).

These aren't software patents. You don't get to perform one act of bastardry and thereafter lay claim to all acts of bastardry.

Lol at all of the Mag people who send me OOC tells telling me I fail. Keep the characters seperated, please. I may be your buddy IC as Shaddus, but that doesn't mean you need to send me "friendly" taunts

I think it's them realizing how you act when you're on the other side, actually. They're probably not even so friendly as to deserve quote-marks.

This will result in people causing immensely larger amounts of trouble.

Eh, I hate people shouting stupid things at divine just to get a reaction out of them. I don't care how the divine respond as long as it is not public, a death or a zap are exactly what the player is looking for.

GAAH, really? I pay 10000 gold for esteem from Krellan's stupid shop, which gets me 19% karma... my curse finally gets knocked down to a 15% removal cost, except I just killed someone, and it took me from 19% to 3%.

Fume fume fume.

You do it to yourself. You do. And that's why it really hurts.

No, I didn't implement the absurd contrivance of rewards and punishments that governs pk.

Holy bawls high disfavour + knowledge curse = sure am glad to be a paying customer of this fine game.

Karma is, by far, the weakest of the PK moderating mechanics. If you run afoul of karma, it's because you're Doing It Wrong.

You cannot honestly be complaining about paying for credits in this game because of the fact that you brought trouble on yourself by your own actions. I don't think I'm reading that right.

You can't honestly still be responding to every single post I make sounding shocked at all of the things I've been repeating for the past forever?

You lose ONE percent of karma for every person on your suspect list when you kill someone.

It's completely your choice to do that. And it's also your choice to go over 15 suspects which gets you auto-Avenger-status.

The internet-esque 'u mad?' seems pretty damn appropriate here - in fact, it sounds a lot like you are crying about a predicament of your own making. Maybe next time you make an investment, you will value it better instead of making juvenile attempts at pissing off every kid on the block - including the two new ones that moved in last week who so totally would have been your friends. Really, you've made it clear over two or three pages that you've been getting PKed by 'everybody'. Of course, it couldn't possibly be you. No, not at all. You are incapable of error, and your every action is a shining standard of decorum and wise judgment. Everybody else is wrong.

Yup.

Everybody else is wrong. Get with the program, hombre. Ya'all a bunch of deluded, misguided and generally screwed-in-the-head cats.