You know, it's getting pretty bad when aliases and mappers are almost required to navigate a city. Think of the Newbies man, think of the Newbies!!!

I've been a Spiritsinger for about a year and a half and I'm not sure I could find my guildhall without my alias.

Enchanted paintings. Go.

Fine, you can fill out the paperwork.

And pay the commodity costs.

And requisition the powerstones, enchanter, reserve the enchanting room with a form EAx-6yh-CtJ.

I'm already the enchanter and painter. I just need em to pay me for my work for once. I'm tired of always doin' charity work.

There is one. It goes from the Emerald Road to the lowest portion of the city.

For a pair of paintings? Geez, that's chump change. (We paid 3 million gold for three broken unusable ones, you guys can't find a few thousand for ones that work?)

But it doesn't have an "Up and Out" button!

And it can't fly

Yes, but it doesn't do the willy wonka bit, it doesn't have a button for every important room in the city, plus a special one that will fly me around the basin. It requires these

Recklessness. How I hate thee. and also forgetting to diag to get rid of said recklessness....

I keep getting 'wardancersinlusternia' wants. Or at least, a shield knight spec. I blame Alacardael for reminding me of Imperian.

I mean it. You are not a god Siam.

It... Does fly. Do you see an elevator shaft going up to the city?

You know, my statement was near letter A, but your reply is 65,536 characters away. Did I demand anyone to make them? NO. I was expressing my annoyance at an apparently rekindled like for a very small aspect of a game I've come to dislike. And I mean it. You are not a mind reader.

Maybe, but you have Arceus on your Avatar.

It doesn't fly over the Basin!

Now go turn some furrikin into oompa loompas

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Go splash some orange paint on a couple of gnomes and teach them to sing.