You forgot an enemy wedding at the Flame, punctuated with repeated cries of "OH YEAH!" while the lookers-on bodyslam into said Nexus.

Quick Edit: I expect you to get on it, ASAP.

Still can't get on Lusternia! Won't log in. I so need to get Mudlet installed on the flashdrive, doing that tonight. :3

And... Kongregate sucks. Just sayin'. Won't work for me at all.

By the way, I actually HAVE twitter! Heee. Though I dun go out it much and it's usually full of emoness. >.>

Need a topic for my adepts tasks! Something to do with aquamancy... heeeelp.

an indepth study on the many uses of Water, both negatives and positives

Gases: the Misunderstood State of Matter
Ice, Ice, Baby: Aquamancer Mating Rituals
You Can Lead a Horse to Water, but You Still Can't Kill It: an Analysis of Aquamancer Combat
Keeping Dry: a Treatise on the Sanctity of Divine Fulcruxes (alternate title: "Water You Doing in My Fulcrux?")
Aquamancer? I Don't Even KNOW Her!: Celestian Social Hierarchy
My Life as a Merian Combatant, Second Edition - Expanded to Three Pages
You Can't Say "Aquamancy" Without Saying "Antsy": Why Can't I Log on to Lusternia or Kongregate?
Raziela's not a Fella: The Importance of Addressing Supernatural Entities by Their Correct Gender

You can thank me, later.

Hrmmm... I could do that.

I was thinking something along that line anyway.

Something in this list seems out of place for an IC test.

I knew there was something wrong with it.

Loooooool.

Nice try.

I don't want to wait until later!

No way. My wedding will be at the Megalith.

Rambling at Nienla. It was fun!

We have such a beautiful view at the flame though. You can see the whole city from at it!

I still don't think you know me well at all.

I'm pretty relentless in my raids when I want something.

I knoooow, but Vliuun is insane.

Come bodyslam the Matrix! If you miss, you get to fall to your doom ten thousand feet below (or plummit into a seething chamber of aetheric energies where the atoms of your body will be ripped apart and the energy stored within used to empower the Collective; the precise geography of that isn't certain).

EDIT: Extra points if you have a baby with you at the time.

2010/06/14 23:44:37 - +44760 essence from the corpse of Lendren

2010/06/17 06:28:38 - +319095 essence from the corpse of Sadie


Lendren has gotten demigod and has over 200 million essence. Why is only worth someone who's bashed up to level 50 in offerings? Put another way, how does 200 million+ essence equate to 44,760?

Demigod essence values might be preset and not dependent on essence at all. Killing me, Lorina, and Inagin gives the same amount of essence to a Demigod (at least it did a few months ago).

it is dependent on essence. I will provide further evidence below:

2010/06/13 06:36:46 - +13 essence from the corpse of Lehki by Krellan.
2010/06/13 08:48:29 - +0 essence from the corpse of Lehki by Krellan.
2010/06/15 05:23:05 - +2484 essence from the corpse of Malarious by Krellan
2010/06/11 22:32:43 - +1871 essence from the corpse of Thalkros by Viynain.
2010/06/14 02:35:31 - +919 essence from the corpse of Placeus by Krellan.
2010/06/14 01:51:40 - +1933 essence from the corpse of Malicia by Krellan.
2010/06/14 23:41:53 - +1762 essence from the corpse of Kolm by Krellan.


I'm am sure there are more somewhere.

Also I think you are confused. These are not essence gains for me. These are divine essence offerings.

It really makes no sense that demigods are worth so much less. What's even more ridiculous is their headless corpses are worth more than they are whole, I think. Here's a few from our side:

2010/02/16 05:53:18 - +0 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Senna.
2010/02/20 20:41:40 - +4311 essence from the corpse of Sidd by Lendren.
2010/02/26 07:38:51 - +36 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Raeri.
2010/03/12 20:41:24 - +732 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Mirami.
2010/03/24 19:27:51 - +4788 essence from the corpse of Sidd by Lendren.
2010/04/03 01:21:05 - +52 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Mirami.
2010/04/03 01:43:10 - +0 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Mirami.
2010/04/08 07:11:41 - +85 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Raeri.
2010/04/12 16:30:41 - +2 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Iasmos.
2010/04/17 15:19:29 - +0 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Lendren.
2010/04/21 01:43:13 - +23 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Sylphas.
2010/04/22 17:33:49 - +30 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Lendren.
2010/04/22 17:52:42 - +0 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Kolm.
2010/05/02 19:58:54 - +45 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Lendren.
2010/05/10 13:57:39 - +881 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Lendren.
2010/05/10 14:03:43 - +748 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Lendren.
2010/05/19 00:27:28 - +204 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Lendren.
2010/05/19 01:06:10 - +73 essence from the corpse of Urazial by Lendren.

Particularly telling: watch what happens when Albiorix becomes a demigod:
2010/03/07 15:55:27 - +191543 essence from the corpse of Albiorix by Lendren.
2010/03/08 00:27:41 - +190961 essence from the corpse of Albiorix by Mirami.
2010/05/19 19:46:48 - +463 essence from the corpse of Albiorix by Lendren.
2010/05/25 16:49:48 - +819 essence from the corpse of Albiorix by Lendren.
2010/06/09 19:07:35 - +638 essence from the corpse of Albiorix by Kreon.

It's good to know that Glomdoring is still positively griefy.