Alright kiddos, no pot shots now. We're always looking for tweets to post for Lusternia - so let's see some suggestions!

Hey! You can tweet about early morning raids! The best part of waking up is Magnagorans hitting everything in Etherwilde! (Not as catchy as the Folger's commercial but same premise)

Setting fires just to lure non-combatants into killable locations is like saying you give up on becoming a person. A year from now, will we be saying that RANKING KILLS was the last straw? Will a descendant of Edward Gibbon have to choose where to put that into The Decline And Fall Of Lusternia, and if so, where will it go?

NOBODY WANTS TO BASH

Those mother s. Glomdoring stole my plan.

Wanna, can't! Satellite Internet.

Did you guys know the definition of a twit is a pregnant goldfish?

You're both wrong! It's a thinned out spot in a skein of yarn that causes the thing to break right when you're transferring it between needles.

... I don't knit. What?

I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is a bunny with a pancake on its head.

That's a guinea pig!

Also:

Edit: WAIT. No... that would have to be a really small pancake if it were a guinea pig.

It's one of them weird short-eared bunnies...

That is not a bunny with a pancake on its head.

It is a bunny with two pancakes on its head.

As to the rest of you hooligans!

This is Twits, and that means short little comments (that may or may not be an expression of frustration). It is not Twits, Lack of Rants 2.0. So take your squabbling back and forth business to PMs or tells or IMs or the Supreme Justice of Rockholm - but not here. Thanks.

I thought someone killed the Supreme Justice of Rockholm. In either case, I appeal to the Avechnean Court! *nyah*

Request Denied.

You can't deny the appeal, because you're the defendant!

In Rockholm, I am Judge, Jury, Executioner, Defendant and Cashier at the Seven Eleven!

I will have a double gulp and bag of beef jerky.

No discernable proof of sweet red beans. Take your japanese delicacies out of here! This is Twits, not Reiha's Attempts To Look Cultured!

that, I'm not cultured, I'm Japanese!! Big difference!

And the proof is the bulge in the pancake!

What if the pancake has an embarrassing erection?

I didn't, but I had heard the other tw*t word described a pregnant goldfish. Some very unscientific, unreferenced google research later it turns out both have been in the Oxford dictionary at some point or another with this description.

PS No such thing