One day, I was bored and hungry. You and I both know that this combination of states results in some truly abhorrent results. Well, I'm about to present you:

CHEESECORN.

You will need: Powdered cheese mix, water/milk, bowl, butter, spoon (for stirring and serving), popcorn

Step 1. Take any sort of powdered cheese mix, like the one from Kraft Mac and Cheese. I used two of these specific mixes.
Step 2. Put cheese mix in a large bowl.
Step 3. Add enough milk or water to fully dissolve the mix within - i.e. no floating particulates.
Step 4. Add half a stick of butter. (I used a whole stick because I only had water.)
Step 5. Put it in the microwave for 3 minutes or until the butter melts. Once every minute, pause the microwave and stir.
Step 6. Take one 3.5 oz package of popcorn.
Step 7. Nuke it.
Step 8. Pour popcorn into cheese sauce/fluid.
Step 9. Wait until everything stops sizzling. BE SURE NOT TO LEAVE IT IN FOR TOO LONG.
Step 10. Drain.
Step 11. If done correctly, you should have a disgusting looking, but absolutely delicious, mess of slightly soggy, orange-coloured popcorn. Eat - but VERY CAREFULLY.

Trust me, this stuff is delicious. It might look awful, but your eyes and your taste buds sense things in a whole different way.

My mind's eye detects an abhorrent amount of calories.

I just usually add parmesean cheese to mine. A crapload.

It does sound messy! But for some folks, the messiness is half the fun of snack food.

I'm not actually that big a fan of cheesy popcorn - I like mine salty and buttery, but not cheesy. The exception to my buttery/salty only thing is on holidays when I do enjoy caramel corn. No other time really. But then, I have a lot of foods that I really love - but only ever eat around holidays. Green bean casserole for one. It's not hard to make. I could make it anytime. But somehow the idea of eating it not at Thanksgiving or Christmas just seems crazy. Same with caramel corn.

Try a Chupaqueso, cheese fans!

When I saw "cheesecorn," my mind went to canned corn with melted cheddar on it and I was having a real hard time believing that was good.

That's basically part of a KFC famous bowl! You're like one-third of the way there.

That little heart attack in a bowl is amazing.

I heard of a restaurant that serves deep-fried bacon. The KFC Famous Bowl's artery clogging lacks in comparison.

You mean those little bowls that had corn, cheese, mashed potatoes, and popcorn chicken in them? I -love- those things!

This doesnt sound like food to me!

False advertising!

Around here we call that failure food. In a sadness bowl.

(referring to the KFC thing. I shall refrain from comment about Allison's thing)

Why would you comment on my 'thing' anyway?

Question. Can the bowl play this Mortal Coil's 'It will end in tears' album while I eat it in my darkened apartment at two in morning as I stare off into the middle distance?