Quotes 6

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Rika2010-04-07 00:10:57
Emeritus Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "I AM STUPID."
Doman2010-04-07 01:03:33
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Unknown2010-04-07 01:19:51
QUOTE (Doman @ Apr 6 2010, 09:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Shaddus2010-04-07 02:01:24
wares
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Proprietor: Angkrag.
Commodity We Buy At Stock We Sell At
Steel 22 gp 250 4182 gp
Iron 18 gp 24 97 gp
Leather 5 gp 0 23 gp
Coal 3 gp 250 16 gp
Platinum 25 gp 109 106 gp
Gold 22 gp 250 105 gp
Rope 6 gp 0 7 gp
Gems 32 gp 175 108 gp
Silver 14 gp 182 102 gp
Marble 16 gp 63 101 gp
Grain 5 gp 0 34 gp
Meat 5 gp 20 13 gp
Silk 15 gp 54 69 gp
Poultry 4 gp 0 13 gp
Fish 4 gp 0 12 gp
Fruit 3 gp 0 16 gp
Vegetables 3 gp 0 15 gp


Must be some damned good steel.
Gregori2010-04-07 02:05:47
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** Summary for (Gaudiguch) Election #39081 *****************************
Title: (Closed)
Election for Leader of Gaudiguch

Description:
Being displeased with the performance of Kalin Disati in the
position of Mayor of Gaudiguch, this vote of no confidence has
been called. The following individuals believe they can better
perform the duties required of the position.

Choices:
1. (197) Kalin
2. (111) Dysolis
3. (68) Kinson
************************************************************************


If you can't figure out why it is funny... tough.
Doman2010-04-07 02:26:22
We had silk at 64k in southgard
Aerotan2010-04-07 02:30:29
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 6 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wares


Must be some damned good steel.



Price for silk in Rockholm a few days ago was 65536, or something ridiculous like that.
Sylphas2010-04-07 02:48:05
QUOTE (Aerotan @ Apr 6 2010, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Price for silk in Rockholm a few days ago was 65536, or something ridiculous like that.


Not 65535? Awww, so close. /computergeek
Ameryth2010-04-07 03:12:19
(Hallifax): Doman says, "I have found...the greatest robes ever."

(Hallifax): Tristbjorn says, "Oh?"

(Hallifax): Tanel says, "Greatest in what sense?"

(Hallifax): Doman says, "Cup cake Robes."

(Hallifax): Mirai says, "If you wear those I'ma laugh at you ever day."

(Hallifax): Tristbjorn says, "Surely you jest."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "I don't intend to."

(Hallifax): Xanfinro says, "See? This is why you don't encourage him."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "I intend to give them as a gift."

(Hallifax): You say, "That sounds sweet, but relatively crummy."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "Saibreas, I will END you."

(Hallifax): Mirai says, "Saibreas... you're so punny..."

(Hallifax): You say, "I can feel the love."
Ameryth2010-04-07 03:15:05
(Hallifax): Aloysha (from the Nexus World of Hallifax) says, "Has someone caught the joules?"

(Hallifax): Xyre says, "Caught the joules...? I'm not sure that's the right term."

(Hallifax): Aloysha says, "Well, you beat them till they stop moving and collapse into a little ball, then you pick them up and hual them off. Sounds like catching one to me."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "Sounds like kidnapping honestly, what if it has little joule children?"

(Hallifax): Casilu says, "Then you get those too and use those for the generator."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "Won't someone think of the microjoules."

(Hallifax): Xyre says, "Yes, think of those countless broken joule families."

(Hallifax): Tristbjorn says, "Joules are units of energy and are not allowed to reproduce without the correct paperwork."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Who is going to explain that daddy is never coming home?"

(Hallifax): Aloysha says, "We have a ministry for that."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "Then you just lead the child to where you took daddy."

(Hallifax): Doman says, "They will serve the collective well."
Unknown2010-04-07 04:11:48
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5300h, 6900m, 6900e, 10p, 23400en, 32400w elrxkd<> {77.128}
i
You are wielding an athame dagger in your left hand and a golden sunburst shield in your right hand.
You are holding:
a bloodstone vial, 6 amethyst vials, a stygian vial of wyrden splendours, an emerald vial, 6 keys, a simple wooden kite shield, 30 moonstone vials, a soot-blackened tinderbox, an elegant ivy pipe, a myrtle-leaf bone pipe, a bottle, 13 translucent amethyst piercing needles, a gem-wrapped steel vial of the Leviathan, a gnomish gearbox, a magically-preserved letter, a coltsfoot-blossom bone pipe, a black iron-hafted klangaxe, a Great Rune of Glass Working, 2 falling star kegs of turquoise, a gem of cloaking, a Scroll of Protection, a Scroll of Healing, an elegant white letter.
You are wearing:
Gloves of Harvesting, a pair of bracers of midnight blue, traced with silver scrollwork, a thin turquoise band, an etched beryl ring, a turquoise ring etched with seahorses, an etched garnet ring, 13 pocketbelts, a beryl sun ring, the Silver Crown of Ellindel, an etched opal ring, a twisting ring of amethyst, a cloak adorned with silk butterflies, resplendent, loose-flowing layered rainbow robes, a thin emerald band, a subtly embroidered, dark blue velvet overcoat, a necklace of smoky blue crystals, the Flame of dae'Seren, a thin opal band, a snowy pack of clovers, an etched amethyst ring.
You have 47 types of items in the rift.
You possess 109 items and are carrying 1351 gold sovereigns.
5300h, 6900m, 6900e, 10p, 23400en, 32400w elrxkd<> {79.048}
hrm
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A curiously charged membrane. (lost)
A dark mist hovers lazily above the ground, heralding a shield shrine of Nocht nearby. The shadows have been gathered here. The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A brown striped, roly-poly pony with a long tail stands here quietly. A gnarled crimson spider with a glistening stinger scuttles about here, dripping venom from her mandibles. Smoke curling from her nostrils, a dark grey nightmare paws impatiently at the grey clouds that roil beneath her hooves. A sickly black cloud of filth pollutes the air, buzzing with bloated green flies. Thul of the Fog is here, shrouded. He wields a predatory nekai drenched in gore in each hand. Krellan Ysav'rai, Elder of Eventide is here, shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a Wand of Fire in his right. Sidd is here. He wields a darkened hammer in each hand. Ur'Lord Thoros d'Murani, Scythe of The Red Masque is here, shrouded. He wields a platinum edged iron rapier in his left hand and a rapier of demonic steel in his right. Prince Viynain Stormcrow, Savant of Darkness towers here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a magic spatula in his right. Albiorix Stormcrow, Harbinger of Dusk is here, shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Sohei Kalas Malarious, of the Eternal Deception is here, shrouded. She wields an iron chain with both hands.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.nightsight
thirdeye
3684h, 3763m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrxkdp<> {25.327}
stand
outr earwort
eat earwort
sip health
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
read 16538

Malarious carefully writhes out of Thul's grapple, escaping his grasp.
3684h, 3763m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrxkdp<>> {25.573}

Malarious thrusts a clawed fist towards Viynain, ripping at the air before his face.
Malarious razes Viynain's speed defence with a clawed fist.
Malarious snaps an iron chain at the gut of Viynain, making him double over and spew bloody vomit.
With a quick spin, Malarious kicks Viynain in the gut with her right foot.
3684h, 3763m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrxkdp<> {25.585}
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
3684h, 3763m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrxkdp<> {25.8}

Viynain raises his arms and dances around you, spinning faster and faster. With each pass around you, he shimmers with a dark beauty while your thoughts become cloudier and cloudier.
3684h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrxkdp<> {25.808}
--------------------Mana Below Half--------------------

A barghest lifts his massive head and lets forth a blood curdling howl that pierces through the air.
3684h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrxkdp<> {25.818}

Sidd carefully wipes all the poisons off of a darkened hammer.
3684h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrxkdp<> {25.83}

With a focused look, Sidd strikes at you with a darkened hammer. You are struck in the gut, and the wind is knocked out of you.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {25.843}
unparry
parry gut 100
focus mind
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
========== HALP, CHOKED CHOKED CHOKED ==========
focus mind
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {25.912}
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {25.93}
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {25.952}
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {26.05}
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {26.068}
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {26.076}
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {26.094}
Thick shadows drag against your every action.
3414h, 2773m, 6900e, 10p, 23390en, 32400w elrkdp<> {26.11}


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Kaalak2010-04-07 04:13:04
With a confident smirk, you casually bump fists with Dynami.

You match Dynami's smirk as you casually bump your fist against his knuckles.

Hymns from a divine choir lifts your spirits as a seraphic angel enters from the south.

Placeus looks about himself suspiciously.

You say, "First."

Ecclesiar Dynami Zayah says, "No I was first!"

Ecclesiar Dynami Zayah says, "When you first arrived."

Ecclesiar Dynami Zayah exclaims, "So ha!"

Azula puts her hands on her hips and says "Huh?"

Ecclesiar Dynami Zayah whispers to Azula, "It's an inside joke."

You say to Azula, "Guys only."

"Eh?" Syridean says curiously.

Kaalak executes the secret man-code super special handshake with Dynami.

Dynami doubles over in laughter, wiping the tears from his eyes.

Holy Mother Azula Vivalde, Ecclesiarch of Celestia says, "Then why isn't Syridean in it?"

Syridean ponders a pair of glacial blue panties thoughtfully, looking it up and down.

Syridean ponders a glittering gown of starlit, snowy velvet thoughtfully, looking it up and down.
Unknown2010-04-07 04:13:25
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(Gaudiguch): Throckmortle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Throckmortle
need help with going to planes. Someone able help Throckmortle?"
3840h, 3903m, 3492e, 10p, 16740en, 17880w ex-
(Gaudiguch): Lhinra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Third person?"
3840h, 3903m, 3492e, 10p, 16740en, 17880w ex-
(Gaudiguch): Throckmortle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No,
Throckmortle only need one person."

wub.gif Made me giggle. Come on, people, it's RP, go along with it. Imma see what he's like, interestin' person... ninja.gif
Ssaliss2010-04-07 04:22:54
I dunno, the whole "referring to yourself in third person" has been done and overdone, if you ask me.

His reply was giggleworthy though!
Rika2010-04-07 04:36:45
Instructor Leta Skyplume says, "Nah, I'd be okay with a 12 year old too."
Unknown2010-04-07 04:46:16
QUOTE (rika @ Apr 7 2010, 12:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Instructor Leta Skyplume says, "Nah, I'd be okay with a 12 year old too."


And the worst part is, context doesn't even absolve her! tongue.gif
Dynami2010-04-07 05:06:32
QUOTE (Kaalak @ Apr 7 2010, 12:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stuff

I just got the last part of the log ninja.gif
Unknown2010-04-07 05:43:25
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Ongaku removes a Sigil of the Ouroboros embedded deeply into his chest.
With a sickening wrench, Ongaku tears a Sigil of the Ouroboros free of his chest
in a spray of dark blood, strings of arteries and dangling flesh flying into the
air as blood pours from the gaping wound. The gibbous miasma surrounding the
sigil dissipates slowly into the air, and the pulsing veins on his chest slowly
subside

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Hopefully advancing in Kalikai's order doesn't give me one of those...
Unknown2010-04-07 05:59:09
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Eventru gives a small hand shovel to you.

A small, pink hand shovel, this spade could barely be used to plant an herb garden, nonetheless hide Pectus' corpse.
It weighs about 20 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.


I've named it Diggy wub.gif
ongaku2010-04-07 08:04:33
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Apr 7 2010, 12:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Hopefully advancing in Kalikai's order doesn't give me one of those...

Rofl, I didn't expect to get quoted just for removing an article of clothing. XD

For the record, Ongaku was quite amused at how squeamish Nicholo got. He might use that to his advantage...

Now that I actually sat down and bothered to read that... holy dammit Christmas, no wonder he got squeamish! o.O Papa Morgy's pretty damn morbid when He wants to be! XD