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Unknown2010-04-07 09:16:38
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Lady Rika Talnara, Nature's Order says, "I need a cousin to love."


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Unknown2010-04-07 09:51:58
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Apr 7 2010, 05:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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And you all wonder why I reject my Talnara roots.
Shiri2010-04-07 09:54:14
No, we really don't dry.gif
Siam2010-04-07 10:01:26
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Apr 7 2010, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And you all wonder why I reject my Talnara roots.


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Rika2010-04-07 10:35:13
OUT OF CONTEXT. You're dead Phoebus. mad.gif
Unknown2010-04-07 10:44:31
QUOTE (rika @ Apr 7 2010, 06:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OUT OF CONTEXT. You're dead Phoebus. mad.gif


Tee hee. giggle.gif
Ssaliss2010-04-07 19:26:20
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A new Ascendant rises! By decree of Marshall Sarrasri and with full support of the Moonhart Circle, let it be known that the Great Forest of Serenwilde has this day imbued Iasmos with the energies of the Moonhart Mother Tree, raising a Vernal Ascendant!

Really? You decided to raise a new Ascendant before knowing what will happen?
Unknown2010-04-07 19:28:16
You know he's good for it.
Sylphas2010-04-07 19:34:36
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Apr 7 2010, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Really? You decided to raise a new Ascendant before knowing what will happen?


Don't even get me started.
Lendren2010-04-07 19:51:21
Yeah, he's already made a lot of headway towards the 500K if that's what it ends up costing.
Unknown2010-04-07 23:57:29
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Beldoria gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a pair of black lace
panties, declares her eternal love for you, and asks you to marry her. Type
AGREE if you will agree to marry her.
If you accept this proposal, you will lose your family name when you are
married.

Arkynn blinks.

Beldoria stands up and stretches her arms out wide.

(*): Beldoria says, "DO EET."

(*): You say, "IT'S PANTIES."

Beldoria thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

Beldoria says, "Fiine."

Arkynn, the Quiet Flame says, "Interesting..."

Beldoria ceases to wield a pair of black lace panties in her left hand.

You say, "... am I the only one who finds tha--."

Beldoria looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

You nod your head in agreement.

Beldoria gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a pair of black lace
panties, declares her eternal love for you, and asks you to marry her. Type
AGREE if you will agree to marry her.
If you accept this proposal, you will lose your family name when you are
married.

You joyfully accept Beldoria's proposal of marriage, and her gift of a pair of
black lace panties.
Note: Once you are married you will lose your family name.

You say, "Fine."

You grunt noncommitally.

Beldoria says, "I don't wear them."

She did this at the Flame, made me roflmao.gif
Unknown2010-04-08 00:03:23
I had tears in eyes the whole time, and because of everything that came after it. My sides -hurt- from laughing.
Lawliet2010-04-08 00:27:31
Nicholo tells you, "But Beldoria has sperm producing fingers. I'm pregnant."
Unknown2010-04-08 00:28:58
dry.gif Lies and slander, I said no such thing.
Unknown2010-04-08 00:29:32
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Apr 8 2010, 01:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nicholo tells you, "But Beldoria has sperm producing fingers. I'm pregnant."


...oh gods no...
Unknown2010-04-08 00:32:28
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Apr 7 2010, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
dry.gif Lies and slander, I said no such thing.


I'm afraid it's mine. I somehow felt this was a quotable news smackdown from a bit ago.


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CANTORS NEWS #442
Date: 3/2/2010 at 21:08
From: Troubadour Zixen Eli'Silar
To : Everyone
Subj: what is this?

Greetings Cantors,

I Zixen Eli'Silar fellow cantor and ex administrator of such guild, am
displeased with what is going on. We do know we lack of members and some
are not as active as they used to be. Jayden, what is this contestation
toward Lady Purveyor Vusilk? I have not seen her around but since the
time she stepped up she makes a good job. Why am I displeased by such
work? How will I make up to the good job She has made or am I sure I can
do a better job? How will I make a better job? What experience of
administrating do I posses? How active am I? Is my activity time enough?
This are common questions you always have to take in consideration
before going to make another leader fall. I have not contested Lady
Vusilk because I like the job she has done so far. This goes directly to
all. Make a post before contesting that way all the members can discuss
of such theme as the members are the ones that put anyone up in
positions.

Always in Loyalty,
Zixen Eli'Silar

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Estar, in the year 259 CE.

CANTORS NEWS #443
Date: 3/3/2010 at 1:15
From: Canticle of Humility, Pesukaru Argentas
To : Troubadour Zixen Eli'Silar
Subj: Your post.

First off, don't order Jayden to make a post. If you wish to suggest it
or ask why he hasn't, then do so. Although I wish he would write a post
explaining these things, it's none of my business if he doesn't.
Furthermore, it's not your concern either, especially to tell a higher
ranking member of the guild to do something. If you don't like it,
contest the position yourself so you actually have a say and some rank.
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Secondly, if you were active or even spoke to leaders in the guild every
now and then, you would know why Jayden is contesting. I don't know if
Vusilk is doing a bad job or good job, but Jayden feels he can do a
better job. Whether he can or not remains to be seen, but he's willing
to try, and that's what matters. Jayden has been a member of this guild
for a long time, and I'm somewhat sure he's willing to work on improving
it, and not quit the guild because things don't go his way.
+Thirdly, a message to Jayden could have sufficed. Instead, you have
opened your mouth much like a blaring trumpet in order to bring
attention to something which shouldn't matter. If you were truly worried
about Jayden's wishes for the guild or even his reasons for contesting,
a message or letter would have worked much better.
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Pesukaru

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Estar, in the year 259 CE.
Ameryth2010-04-08 10:41:48
You say, "Hail, Provost Emeritus."

Provost Emeritus Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "Thank you, young one."

Provost Emeritus Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "And Doman will work fine."

You say, "Very well, Doman."

Folding his wings so he can reach them easily, Doman preens his wings happily, straightening out the disheveled feathers.

Provost Emeritus Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "Been doing work in Lord Eventru's realm."

Doman utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Provost Emeritus Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "Finished all his little tasks..."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Provost Emeritus Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "Stubborn crabs."

You say, "I don't think I need to know about His crabs..."

Doman gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Doman cracks his knuckles loudly.

Provost Emeritus Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "HERMIT crabs."

You say, "Of course they would be. Wise and holy at that, I'm sure."

Provost Emeritus Doman Salceto, Harmonic Visionary says, "I swear by all that is holy, I will find a tall building and defenestrate you."
Ssaliss2010-04-08 17:00:00
Aww, cute li'l newbies...

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Faerlorn says, "Hey it said i fondle myself..... what s that???"
Unknown2010-04-08 17:24:52
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You tell Bellarin, Wings of Fire, "Did you need the monkey for that?"

You tell Bellarin, Wings of Fire, "Money."

You tell Bellarin, Wings of Fire, "As opposed to monkey."

You tell Bellarin, Wings of Fire, "Which is required for an entirely different set of things."

Bellarin tells you, "Hehe, unfortunantly not for currency!"

Bellarin tells you, "But i have the money for it. Was just wondering what it was for."

You tell Bellarin, Wings of Fire, "Though, were it possible, I would gladly lead 5000 monkies into the city and tell herthat "here, these are your problem now. Paid in full.""


Lusternia is sadly a monkey scarce environment.
Arix2010-04-08 17:26:31
they apparently live in Jojobo. Yini said she'd bring me one, but I haven't seen her in years