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Arix2010-04-13 07:53:52
(Caramel Candy Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says,
"Japanese schoolgirl sandwiches, twined with an open bar in the kitchen."
Unknown2010-04-13 07:56:18
QUOTE (Arix @ Apr 13 2010, 12:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Caramel Candy Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says,
"Japanese schoolgirl sandwiches, twined with an open bar in the kitchen."


I'm content with my lifestyle. Don't judge me.
Arix2010-04-13 07:58:34
(Caramel Candy Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says,
"Nicholo. Your staff is purple. There is no possible way you can make yourself
seem anymore sexual."
Unknown2010-04-13 08:00:52
QUOTE (Arix @ Apr 13 2010, 12:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Caramel Candy Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says,
"Nicholo. Your staff is purple. There is no possible way you can make yourself
seem anymore sexual."


Lavender harmony staff.. I hope you die. crying.gif
Arix2010-04-13 08:03:10
(Caramel Candy Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says,
"Ikkan. I flirt with Debra, like a boss. I get a rejected, like a boss >.>."
Unknown2010-04-13 08:10:09
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Apr 13 2010, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lavender harmony staff.. I hope you die. crying.gif

... Staff of Beauty!
Ssaliss2010-04-13 08:47:51
QUOTE (Arix @ Apr 13 2010, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Caramel Candy Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from the Water Elemental Plane) says,
"Ikkan. I flirt with Debra, like a boss. I get a rejected, like a boss >.>."

Like a boss?
Unknown2010-04-13 09:12:41
QUOTE
Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Blowmancers!"

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Kiradawea2010-04-13 10:05:40
QUOTE
2010/04/13 07:58:57 - Rika cityfavoured Talkan for: above.
2010/04/13 07:59:31 - Rika > ack, wrong kind of favour. He owes us one favour.
Rika2010-04-13 10:14:06
Shhhh. Haven't had to give a guildfavour in ages.
Ameryth2010-04-13 12:08:51
You pat a polar bear in a friendly manner.

Deciding you might make a fullsome meal, a polar bear leaps towards you, fangs bared.

A polar bear hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you.

Hehe, I love teasing this guy.

EDIT:
Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.

You throw a penguin egg at a polar bear, but it does little more than startle him.

EDITEDIT:
More winter wonderland fun!

A large grey seal stares miserably up at you with huge, liquid eyes, and lets out a simple pitiful bark. Overcome by pathos and self-loathing, you fall to your knees, weeping and cursing yourself, and howling with pain.
Arin2010-04-13 12:28:49
Background information (from Arin to Kandivra):

04/11 04:05 "You aren't awake when I appear! -sob- I wanna make a babeh!!"

So I sent back something along the lines of: "We can make babies by post!"

to which she replied:

04/13 05:11 "I dunno! Though that would be different."

and late night conversations ensues...

<>: You say, "What is wrong with making babies via post?"

<>: Pectus says, "Hm?"

<>: You say, "Exactly!"

(Cantors): Eventru says, "Shovel... We have one... Stop before We use it..."

<>: Pectus says, "New definition of the term love letter, Arin?"

<>: You say, "My wife wants another baby."

<>: You say, "And we never see each other."

<>: You say, "So I suggested I send her my bits through post."

<>: You say, "She's saying she's not sure."

<>: Pectus says, "Then just spore.. Gosh."

<>: Eventru says, "LALALALALALALALALALALA."

<>: You say, "There's nothing wrong with mortal procreation!"

<>: Eventru says, "There is with ejaculating on a news post for your
lover. Desist."

<>: You say, "I think we both want little Kandies and Arins running
around the place."

<>: Pectus says, "I'm sorry.. After seeing a Divine say ejaculation, I
stopped listening."

<>: Pectus says, "It scared me.."

<>: You say, "I'm biting back the most obvious answer."

<>: You say, "The word for today is self-restraint."

<>: Pectus says, "Kandied Arins, Arin?"

<>: You say, "Yum."

<>: Eventru says, "Dipped in molten caramel."

<>: Eventru says, "So hot the flesh melts right off your bones."

<>: Eventru says, "Hmmmmmm."

<>: You say, "Yummm."

<>: Pectus says, "Lord? Do.. Do Peeps bleed candy?"

<>: Eventru says, "They bleed mallowy goodness."

<>: Pectus says, "Does Arin? Can I find out?"

<>: You say, "Sure."

<>: Pectus says, "Wait.. What colour is mallowy goodness?"

<>: You say, "White."

<>: You say, "Off white."

<>: Pectus says, "So. The peeps are leaking sticky white stuff?"

<>: Eventru says, "Depends."

<>: Eventru says, "NO."

<>: Eventru says, "ARGH."

<>: You say, "Hahahahaha!"

<>: You say, "Maybe they can help Kandi."

<>: Pectus says, "What? What's so bad a-.. Oh damn it."

<>: Eventru says, "That's it. We are giving you all to Terentia."
Ameryth2010-04-13 13:30:06
Wow. Poor Eventru. Or perhaps, poor Terentia.
Ssaliss2010-04-13 15:48:32
QUOTE (Arin @ Apr 13 2010, 02:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
<>: Pectus says, "So. The peeps are leaking sticky white stuff?"

<>: Eventru says, "Depends."

<>: Eventru says, "NO."

<>: Eventru says, "ARGH."

My favorite part biggrin.gif
Eventru2010-04-13 21:18:45
sad.gif I'm so getting rid of them. Filthiest guild ever.
Xenthos2010-04-13 21:23:00
QUOTE (Eventru @ Apr 13 2010, 05:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sad.gif I'm so getting rid of them. Filthiest guild ever.

Come join us, we can give you a makeover, and purple nail-polish.
Arix2010-04-13 21:27:05
QUOTE (Eventru @ Apr 13 2010, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sad.gif I'm so getting rid of them. Filthiest guild ever.


I sense a challenge.
Druken2010-04-13 21:29:14
And pompoms
Unknown2010-04-13 22:44:03
QUOTE (Eventru @ Apr 13 2010, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sad.gif I'm so getting rid of them. Filthiest guild ever.

tongue.gif I've decided that as you don't zap me anymore, only hit me with shovels, I must make you laugh sometimes. And I actually hadn't realized that it was bad until you two started acting like that.
Ssaliss2010-04-14 00:36:30
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