(*****): Aliod says, "I BLEED HOPES AND DREAMS."

Ahhuma Rrohur says, "You cry because you suck."

(Order): Lendren says, "Urazial worth 45 essence. Hulking green weevil worth 72 essence."

So the more joy something brings, the more essence it is worth?

I still wonder why that is.

3187h, 4680m, 4899e, 10p ex-
burrow below
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You are surrounded by utter darkness, and can see nothing. The smell of minerals
and dirt fills your nostrils.
You see some loose soil to the north, east, south, and west.
3187h, 4680m, 4899e, 10p e-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3187h, 4680m, 4899e, 10p ex-
yell This isn't a pond! I can burrow into it!
You are packed much too tightly into the earth to do that.
(Tip: try BURROW ABOVE to move yourself upwards towards ground level.)


Is true! I was burrowed in the frozen pond. The Gods fixed it already though.

The Star Salon.
Lacquered mahogany wood has been carved into a Bombard! board here, awaiting players. Constantly pressing his oversized spectacles back up his undersized nose, Professor Gargle von Fixit is here.
You see exits leading west and northwest.
2915h, 3720m, 3660e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Auto-Bashing|
give 1000 gold to gargle
You give 1000 gold sovereigns to Professor Gargle von Fixit.
Professor Gargle von Fixit exclaims, "Ah, I no longer need samples. zank you, Howeffer!"
Professor Gargle von Fixit hands you back 1000 gold.2915h, 3720m, 3660e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Auto-Bashing|
stare gargle
You stare implacably at Professor Gargle von Fixit.
2915h, 3720m, 3660e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Auto-Bashing|
nooo
You stumble forward clumsily before throwing your hands up and screaming "Noooooooo!" melodramatically.

Which is why I'm in favour of Ascendants who experience deaths in the negative essence should incur a penalty upon their org. As it stands, Ascendants can basically suicide into a situation to try and turn the fight in their groups favour with little worry of consequences. See also - Kick and Runs.

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): You say, "I can lend you 25 cr."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Sadie says, "No thanks >:(."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): You say, "But you silly."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): You say, "How about that cougars thing."

Sadie (Female Aslaran).
She is 21 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Tzarin, 230 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 132nd in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She sits on the Moonhart Circle of Serenwilde as a Guardian of the Seren.
She is Khan en-Wilde in the Shofangi.
She holds the position of a Noyarqa in the Shofangi.
She holds the position of Guild Archivist in the Shofangi.
She is a Sentinel in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
She is a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is an enemy of your commune.
She is an enemy of your guild.
She is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts (honours).
She is a member of the clan called 'La Famiglia Di Disati.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Talnaras.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Aspirants en-Ghanjir.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Circle of the White Hart.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Crazy Old Cougars Killing.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Blood is sweeter than honey.'
She is considered to be approximately 35% of your might.
She is a third generation member of the Great House of Talnara.
See HONOURS FULL SADIE to view her 11 special honours.

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Sadie says, "I don't like borrowing >.>."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Sadie says, "Wait what."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Sadie says, "YOU CAN SEE THAT?"

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): You say, "Also, lol@first letters."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Yep
:3."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): You say, "You pervert."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "We
all can."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Sadie says, "SHUT UP D:."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): You say, "Roflroflrofl."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Pectus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Aliod
helped name it >.>."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Sadie says, "T_T."

(*): Pectus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "STOP MAKING ME SPARKLE YOU WHORE!"
(*): Pectus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "..."
(*): Pectus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Uuuuuuhhhh."
(*): Eldanien says, "..."
(*): Pectus (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ignore that."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Viynain (from Limbo) says, "Sadiecakes Sadiecakes."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Viynain (from Limbo) says, "Bakerswoman."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Viynain (from Limbo) says, "Bake me a cake as fast as you can."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Viynain (from Limbo) says, "-crazy giggle-."

(Red Rabbit Cooking Cartel): Sadie (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I hate you >.>."

Demis/Ascendants are treated separately. Normal mortals have a factor of essence worth based on their level whereas demis/ascendants starts with 0 essence being treated like 0 xp. He's worth 45 essence because he has pretty much no essence, at all.