Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Kaia2010-05-11 19:48:11
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(*): Saaga says, "I like gargantuans. I picture them as huge, green leafy things with XP written on them."
Shishi2010-05-11 23:36:46
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Talan Ysav'rai says, "Don't put trees here."
3770h, 6599m, 6599e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)
Talan spreads her arms wide, and the air between her hands begins to warp and twist, dancing with brilliant multicoloured light as she bores a hole through the fabric of the planes.
3770h, 6599m, 6599e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)
A dark nighthag slowly wakens, looking fit and refreshed.
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Valonah nods her head at Talan.
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A swirling gateway of brilliant light pierces the air before Talan, boring a hole through the very fabric of the planes. Talan ascends confidently through the rotating gate, which shimmers and snaps shut behind her.
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Lady Valonah, Soul of Darkness says, "Never have."
3770h, 6599m, 6599e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)
On a dark, foul precipice before Ixthiaxa.
There are 5 shadowlord widowriders here. There are 9 dark nighthags here. A dark nighthag is here, sleeping soundly. There are 10 illithoid scourges here. A brown, lazy pony with a shaggy tail stands here quietly. Lady Valonah, Soul of Darkness is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a wyrden shield with the image of a drum in her right.
You see exits leading northwest and up.
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A loud humming vibrates throughout Village of Ixthiaxa.
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scent
You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Valonah coming from on a dark, foul precipice before Ixthiaxa.
3770h, 6599m, 6599e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)
A sprite bound in shadows flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
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tell talan we can't put trees there.
You tell Talan Ysav'rai, "We can't put trees there."
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Talan tells you, "What?"
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A dark nighthag slowly wakens, looking fit and refreshed.
3770h, 6524m, 6599e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb) (-75m)
reply we can't put trees where you told us not too.
You tell Talan Ysav'rai, "We can't put trees where you told us not too."
3770h, 6524m, 6599e, 10p elrxkdb (xhspfwb)
Talan tells you, "Oh, well."
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Wisps of exotically perfumed air tickle your nostrils, billowing away from Valonah.
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Valonah compliments a shadowlord widowrider on his outstanding intellect and physique.
A shadowlord widowrider nods in agreement to Valonah but avoids eye contact, looking somewhat embarrassed.
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Talan tells you, "Don't even THINK about putting trees there, neerdowell."
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For some reason I still think she doesn't trust Valonah and I.
Talan2010-05-11 23:47:49
Just Daem.
Shishi2010-05-11 23:59:02
QUOTE (Talan @ May 11 2010, 04:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just Daem.

Typical sad.gif

edit: I got a told you so by Val too.
Hazar2010-05-12 01:55:35
Keeping up a non-stop patter, you keep wheedling a shadowy illithoid flayer to
give up his worldly goods to you in a dizzying display of circuitous logic.
A shadowy illithoid flayer sighs dramatically and searches his pockets, looking
for something to give you.
He gives a slithering inner worm to you.

He sold his soul to the Wyrd.
Diamondais2010-05-12 02:03:30
QUOTE (Hazar @ May 11 2010, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Keeping up a non-stop patter, you keep wheedling a shadowy illithoid flayer to
give up his worldly goods to you in a dizzying display of circuitous logic.
A shadowy illithoid flayer sighs dramatically and searches his pockets, looking
for something to give you.
He gives a slithering inner worm to you.

He sold his soul to the Wyrd.

Teehee!
Siam2010-05-12 02:22:25
QUOTE (Hazar @ May 12 2010, 09:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Keeping up a non-stop patter, you keep wheedling a shadowy illithoid flayer to
give up his worldly goods to you in a dizzying display of circuitous logic.
A shadowy illithoid flayer sighs dramatically and searches his pockets, looking
for something to give you.
He gives a slithering inner worm to you.

He sold his soul to the Wyrd.


Awesome.
Arix2010-05-12 08:33:02
I can't quote it, but apparently Azula is a pervert
Ixion2010-05-12 12:54:34
Purple smoke leaks out of Azyurial's ears.
Purple flames shoot out of Azyurial's eyes as his head explodes, leaving behind nothing but a smouldering stump where his neck used to be.
Azyurial has been slain by Ethelon.
The head of Azyurial has exploded.
You see the death occur at the Swamps of Rotting Diseases.
Azyurial drops the corpse of a malevolent demon.
Azyurial drops the corpse of a squat imp.
Azyurial stretches his arms out to either side and drops his head back with his eyes closed. A blinding white light strikes him on the forehead and travels to his feet, lifting him off the ground. As he slowly turns, all his wounds heal and a blazing aura pulsates around him.

Lol first time I've seen powerbarbs kill from that smile.gif
Siam2010-05-12 13:13:32
Is that trueheal? (I've never seen trueheal in-game)
Unknown2010-05-12 14:00:50
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ May 12 2010, 08:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is that trueheal? (I've never seen trueheal in-game)


Yes.
Siam2010-05-12 15:14:56
Thanks Ragniliff!

Excerpt from Sylphas' wedding invitation post on the Talnaras clan:

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(Amnesty given for the day if ;
; your name is Siam.)


It makes me feel loved. wub.gif It's sad that I can't be there, though. losewings.gif
Sylphas2010-05-12 17:34:26
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ May 12 2010, 11:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thanks Ragniliff!

Excerpt from Sylphas' wedding invitation post on the Talnaras clan:



It makes me feel loved. wub.gif It's sad that I can't be there, though. losewings.gif


I was thinking of putting "if you need it," but you're the only one I can think of that's enemied to friggin' everything. tongue.gif
Nienla2010-05-12 18:29:20
QUOTE (Sylphas @ May 12 2010, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was thinking of putting "if you need it," but you're the only one I can think of that's enemied to friggin' everything. tongue.gif


Where's my wedding invitation. sad.gif

I like weddings!
Aoife2010-05-12 19:19:19
QUOTE (Nienla @ May 12 2010, 02:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where's my wedding invitation. sad.gif

I like weddings!


I was channel-surfing once and I came across a wedding show right as a bride and groom were telling their wedding planner that in their culture, distant family members (not invited to the wedding) often became wedding crashers because they figured the invitation had just gotten lost in the mail.

You could always pretend that's part of Nienla's culture, too.
Kaia2010-05-12 23:35:34
QUOTE (shishi @ May 11 2010, 07:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Talan Ysav'rai says, "Don't put trees here."
Talan tells you, "Don't even THINK about putting trees there, neerdowell."



I don't post to just admire my own Regenty-ness, yknow.WHY CAN'T PEOPLE READ THE NEWS?! crying.gif
Diamondais2010-05-12 23:56:28
QUOTE (Kaia @ May 12 2010, 07:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't post to just admire my own Regenty-ness, yknow.WHY CAN'T PEOPLE READ THE NEWS?! crying.gif

*forests* ninja.gif
Dynami2010-05-13 01:59:22
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Connoisseur Zixen Eli'Silar, Crafter of Chaos says to Rachael, "A pleasure to meet such a fine woman."

Postulant Dakine Ama'nar'isil-Vryce says, "So many of us."

The timing on that was perfect! biggrin.gif
Everiine2010-05-13 05:02:33
(Serenwilde): Chalcedony (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Spin the Bottle at Mother!"

doh.gif
Nori2010-05-13 06:27:18
Shiawase arrives from the southwest.
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"Doom..." Shiawase intones somberly.
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Your eyes widen in disbelief as you softly exclaim, "Whoa."
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Cringing, you look around and ask hesitantly, "Are we dead?"
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"Yep," Shiawase sighs, "We're dead."


wub.gif