Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Gregori2010-05-13 15:38:48
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Shasura tells you, "// you better stay away from my students, I know you'll use any excuse you can to kill someone over nothing."

You tell Apprentice Shasura, "// what the hell are you talking about?"

Shasura tells you, "// you killed one of my students in front of me, and mag might let it slide because he was "asking for it" but I know how you manipulate this in your favor."

You tell Apprentice Shasura, "// what the hell are you talking about? Who did I supposedly kill in front of you."

*crickets

You tell Apprentice Shasura, "// well come on, out with it. You started this interaction. Who did I kill?"

*crickets*

You tell Apprentice Shasura, "Right well I am going to assume from your silence that you are an absolute moron. The fact I haven't killed -anyone- in months to years, let alone anyone in front of you leads me to one of two conclusions. 1. You are stupid. 2... Nah I guess there really only was one conclusion there to be lead to."

Shasura tells you, "// don't pull your manipulation tricks on me, I see through them. your just going to "pretend" you didn't enter mag kill a student in the college then leave. got have our city in a uproar because you "asked for premission" you KNOW who you killed."

Shasura tells you, "// you want to keep pretending fine, but like I said stya away from them."

Reply HAHAHAHAH. I was correct, you are an absolute moron. First of all, that was Zymriel. Second of all, you were not there so it wasn't in front of you - making you a liar and a moron. Third of all, that was so long ago as to make you even more of a moron for bringing it up YEARS later, fourth of all. Wow... just wow. Fifth, of all. What are you really going to do to me? Bleed on my boots?
That person has chosen to ignore you.


Alt abuse is hilarious - the 'student' being Zymriel who I killed after he was kicked from Gaudi and started mouthing off - back in February/March.

Also what the hell is with the Obvious IC conversation using OOC tags. I thought at first this was some rl teacher I had offended so went along with the OOC till it was apparent this was an IC thing and stopped using them
Ssaliss2010-05-13 18:46:46
You thought someone was accusing you of killing a RL student? blink.gif
Razenth2010-05-13 18:49:42
Echoing above. Dude, what the hell is your day job? blink.gif
Lawliet2010-05-13 18:51:56
QUOTE (Gregori @ May 13 2010, 04:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Alt abuse is hilarious - the 'student' being Zymriel who I killed after he was kicked from Gaudi and started mouthing off - back in February/March.

Also what the hell is with the Obvious IC conversation using OOC tags. I thought at first this was some rl teacher I had offended so went along with the OOC till it was apparent this was an IC thing and stopped using them



Well, I actually DO know who Shasura is and I find it doubtful that she's Zymriel.

But yes, successful troll is successful.
Lehki2010-05-13 19:31:17
(Serenwilde): Daj says, "Kolm says "Nienla is really weird, but she's kinda sexy.""
Nienla2010-05-13 19:39:32
QUOTE (Lehki @ May 13 2010, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Serenwilde): Daj says, "Kolm says "Nienla is really weird, but she's kinda sexy.""



Ogod.

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Lehki2010-05-13 19:44:26
QUOTE (Nienla @ May 13 2010, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ogod.

eyepoke.gif quickexit.gif

Apparently Daj was making a very poor attempt at a joke.

I thought you had switched to dreamweaving and were possessed him.
Nienla2010-05-13 19:46:19
QUOTE (Lehki @ May 13 2010, 03:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Apparently Daj was making a very poor attempt at a joke.

I thought you had switched to dreamweaving and were possessed him.


No, but thanks for the idea. >_>
Mirami2010-05-14 00:47:04
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(Clan): Person says, "It's always been true you had three choices: you could do a creative trade, or you could do a profitable trade, or you could do Poisons.


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Aramel2010-05-14 00:58:30
I vaguely remember that.
Lendren2010-05-14 01:23:35
Person has said it many times before, but I, I mean he, had cause to say it again today.

Edit: Oh, wait, she, at the moment.
Lehki2010-05-14 01:30:03
A kephera prince says, "I have learned so much since the upworlder scholars shared their knowledge and books with us. I take the view that if it were not for the fragmentation of the Elder Gods, there would be no basin of life. It is only through the diversity and range of mortals that the soulless were beaten back. And, of course, this makes sense. Great as the Gods are, their power is not unquantifiable. It cannot be infinitely more than that of a single mortal, which means that, given enough breeding, a group of mortals of sufficient size will always outpace and outweigh the gods. Which brings me to the crux of my thesis: if it is the diversity of mortality which is so vital to the continued stability and survival of this world, then surely the right thing for the Elder Gods to do would be to fragment themselves also, like our mother Keph of the Many Eyes, to give rise to new civilisations with new outlooks and new perspectives which, in aggregate must eventually form more than the sum of their constitutent creator to the betterment of all mortality."


I think Eventru should go first. happy.gif
Lendren2010-05-14 01:34:25
Predicated on a possibly false assumption, but still intriguing.
Eventru2010-05-14 02:06:25
Sounds like a lot of bunk to me. dry.gif
Diamondais2010-05-14 02:10:34
Teehee. giggle.gif
Aloysha2010-05-14 06:14:43
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Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "I DON'T WANT A GAY BOYFRIEND!"
Unknown2010-05-14 06:16:17
Aloysha, you're on the list. Stop trying to set Phoebus up with people!

Alternate response: don't you have some leather you should be buying?
Ileein2010-05-14 11:04:25
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Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "I DON'T WANT A GAY BOYFRIEND!"

blackeye.gif And what's wrong with that?
Aerotan2010-05-14 11:06:26
Phoebus is a giiirl. And the gay boyfriend in question isn't.
Unknown2010-05-14 11:15:49
QUOTE (Aerotan @ May 14 2010, 07:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Phoebus is a giiirl. And the gay boyfriend in question isn't.

Well yeah, it'd be pretty impressive if a gay boyfriend was a girl. teach.gif

But yes the problem is Phoebus = girl and gay boyfriend = not into girl.

Actually the REAL problem here is crazy Skyplume-y people approaching random strangers and asking them to date Phoe. Like, what? Cut that out! rolleyes.gif