Ijen Dekoven, The Silent Wanderer shouts, "WOOOOOOOT!!!"

(clan): Viynain (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I have open public slots all the time."

You open up a window in the cosmic fabric and search out Shuyin. Through the cosmic window, you see Shuyin at A decidedly non-troublemaking room (the Aetherways).

I debated calling it 'Stop scrying me' or 'AFK', but I figure this one was the most IC.

(Jhagar): You say, "Ceren is going to next make his system automatically post updates on facebook."

(Jhagar): Ruiku says, "Lol facebook: just got ascended."

(Jhagar): Fillin says, "Just got faceraped."

(Jhagar): You say, "Haha."

(Jhagar): Fillin says, "Status: reforming ."

(Jhagar): You say, "Roflrofl."

(Jhagar): Ruiku says, "Rofllll."

Daaammnn.. I knew you were supposed to think about it, but daaamnn.

Solanis ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Solanis Talnara, Planetoid in Orbit gathers a handful of salt and sprinkles it around the ground in a ritual zodiac circle, carefully marking each of the constellations of legend and lore.

Solanis Talnara, Planetoid in Orbit moves into the centre of a ritual zodiac circle drawn in salt.

Solanis Talnara, Planetoid in Orbit casts his hands up towards the stars, and whispers the name of the planets. He points an imperious finger towards you and the spheres of the zodiac glow brightly as a terrible blackness grows within Solanis' chest.

Solanis Talnara, Planetoid in Orbit smiles grimly before hurtling towards you, as the darkness in his chest bursts into fire and flame. He crashes into the ground at your feet and explodes in an enveloping holocaust of fire and destructive magic, annihilating everything in his path with the unbridled power of celestial bodies colliding.

Solanis Talnara, Planetoid in Orbit says, "...ow."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Meanwhile...

Awkward titles much?

Our guild ranks are much nicer.

I'm more bothered by the "an a" bit.

Well, that is obviously a typo and should be typo'd

I did

I am still annoyed by the redundant Spiritsinger leader titles. Apparently they were forced to tack on the English, but monks are fine having their titles in Lady only knows what language.

We actually had some others in mind but Estarra made us change them a bit and we ended up with these. I'm quite happy with them though. And I have no idea what we had in mind before anymore.

(Academy): Neos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Welcome Ozyander to the Academy and the city of Celest. Please read CGHelp Welcome, CGHelp Cantors and CGHelp Rules. After going over those, please contact any available member of your guild. If you require any assistance, don't hesitiate to ask on this channel using CGT (your question)."

(Academy): Neos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Welcome SmackMe to the Academy and the city of Celest. Please read CGHelp Welcome, CGHelp Paladins and CGHelp Rules. After going over those, please contact any available member of your guild. If you require any assistance, don't hesitiate to ask on this channel using CGT (your question)."

(Academy): Neos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ignore that."

Nierrta, Gentle Winged Beauty of the Wilde implodes and your body is instantly
torn apart by the unstable reality of the Aetherways.
You have been slain by misadventure.
The mortal threads of your being severed, you scream in agony as the Divine
spark within you enfolds your body with scorching flames.

---

Lendren Starfall says to Ameryth, "We're in Nejii's cult, but since she's never
around, we never get to have profane rituals where we sacrifice goats or
anything."

Wildeflower Aramel Talnara says, "We just sacrificed an aethership."

Wildeflower Aramel Talnara says, "Should be enough."

Interesting way of trying to escape blame there.

I'm surprised I just realized why his last name is so freaking familiar. And I'm not sure whether I should say rip off or kind of cheer.

Mass Effect, isn't it?