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ongaku2010-05-31 08:26:23
QUOTE (Nariah @ May 31 2010, 03:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1/2 more days and I'm back to terrorise the innocents (furrikin)! WAHA!

ohmy.gif Yey! Ongaku will shed all over you as a welcome back gesture. happy.gif ... BECAUSE THAT'S ALL FURRIKIN CAN EMOTE! argh.gif
Sylandra2010-05-31 08:35:33
QUOTE (Uki Skyplume @ May 31 2010, 03:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm innocent I swear. Silly censors, making me sound bad XD

You're not bad? D:
Siam2010-05-31 09:28:13
Air Neophyte Ptolemy (Male Trill).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Urlachmar, 250 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the University of Cosmic Understanding.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
Ayden2010-05-31 09:31:46
What's wrong with the name 'Ptolemy'? I actually kind of like it despite the historical reference.

And Uki, you are the epitome of bad. You just don't know it yet tongue.gif
Siam2010-05-31 09:39:57
QUOTE (Ayden @ May 31 2010, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's wrong with the name 'Ptolemy'? I actually kind of like it despite the historical reference.


Nothing at all. smile.gif
Ssaliss2010-05-31 09:45:49
QUOTE (Nariah @ May 31 2010, 10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1/2 more days and I'm back to terrorise the innocents (furrikin)! WAHA!

Furrikins are never innocent. They're all using their inherent cuteness as a cover for their plans of world dominations. KneelSuckers.gif
Unknown2010-05-31 10:03:57
QUOTE
"Go frag yourself!" you roar at a plush doll of Scuchidira Tliwx.
The eyes of a plush doll of Scuchidira Tliwx swivel towards you as tiny flames shoot out of the tip of her staff.
3247h, 3624m, 4680e, 10p, 13905en, 17190w exk-


A plush doll of Scuchidira Tliwx says, "I'll turn you into toast! Ext *hic* ragcrisppy! WIth bacon on the side! And, er, maybe with some tomatoess and lettuce..."
A plush doll of Scuchidira Tliwx drools like a simpering idiot.


I'll be delicious.
ongaku2010-05-31 11:21:49
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Dropping quickly to the ground, a kephera warrior drives a clenched fist upwards
and into your groin.

Owwwwwwwww! D:

Ongaku's a pretty tough cookie if he can keep fighting after that. >< Though I picture him curled up in the fetal position, cursing his head off in Furrikini (which means squeaking a lot) and still shooting his staff. XD
Neos2010-05-31 21:06:45
Raid on Nil Woot!


But wait...
QUOTE
Randlog has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Phester has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Phester has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Havastus has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Arte has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Kregarn has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Rachael has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Miciah has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Crek has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Tuck has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Rachael has perished beneath Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty's well-practiced art.
Bomo has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
You feel the Netzach Sphere leave you.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Lawliet has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Jazella has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Bomo has been burned to death by a hideous archdemon.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
(Celest): Rachael (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Fail."
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Lawliet has perished beneath Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty's well-practiced art.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Ilyssa has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Albiorix has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Jinto has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Jazella has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
Ilyssa has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Your shroud dissipates and you return to the realm of perception.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Andala has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Azyurial has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Jinto has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Zynna has perished beneath Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty's well-practiced art.
Azyurial has perished beneath Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty's well-practiced
art.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Yamori has perished beneath Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty's well-practiced art.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Zynna has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Inagin has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Inagin has perished beneath Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty's well-practiced art.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Shuyin has perished beneath Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty's well-practiced art.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Malicia has perished beneath Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty's well-practiced art.
4797h, 5014m, 5386e, 10p esSix-
Malicia has been smashed, crushed, pummeled and rent in half before Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation is through with him.


Ashtorath M.D
Moonlighting as a plastic surgeon after killing the enemy.
Kalikai2010-05-31 21:23:32
Yes Ashtorath hits that hard.
Ardmore2010-05-31 23:29:32
QUOTE (Kalikai @ May 31 2010, 05:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes Ashtorath hits that hard.

Oh Esano explained it to me.
Ikkan2010-06-01 02:38:58

Arix's eyes fill with battle rage as he screams out, "Leki-poo!"

Lekius Disati says, "I will destroy you, Arix."
Unknown2010-06-01 05:48:57
(Cantors): Pectus says, "Go find a Tahtetso, maybe they can shove some humility down your throat."

(!!!): Pectus says, "Humility and something else tongue.gif."



Veyrzhuuul....? *flutter*
Unknown2010-06-01 06:10:40
QUOTE (Nicholo @ May 31 2010, 10:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Cantors): Pectus says, "Go find a Tahtetso, maybe they can shove some humility down your throat."

(!!!): Pectus says, "Humility and something else tongue.gif."



Veyrzhuuul....? *flutter*

Stop quoting me, you jerk.

QUOTE
Kalin tells you, "It's ok I will play dolls with you some other time. Just don't tell the other boys I was playing dolls."

You tell Kalin Disati, "But.. Only real men play with dollies."

Kalin tells you, "But they don't admit it unless they want to get wedgied in the warrior locker room... and a cod piece up the ass is not a fun way to go."


Kalin plays with dollies happy.gif
Gregori2010-06-01 06:31:26
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Jun 1 2010, 12:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kalin plays with dollies happy.gif


Unknown2010-06-01 06:53:41
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Rika Talnara, the Snowflake says, "I can only put in five at a time."

Rika flops down onto the ground.

Comrade Arte Skyplume, Caller of Storms says, "That's all?"

Arte waggles his eyebrows comically.

You hide a grin behind your hand.

suspicious.gif
Esano2010-06-01 09:04:34
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Tsel has been supremely dominated and her soul chained into servitude by the Master of Nil, Luciphage.
You see the death occur at before the Throne of the Beast.

Awesome.
Veyrzhul2010-06-01 09:56:28
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Jun 1 2010, 05:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Cantors): Pectus says, "Go find a Tahtetso, maybe they can shove some humility down your throat."

(!!!): Pectus says, "Humility and something else tongue.gif."



Veyrzhuuul....? *flutter*


... wtf
Luciden2010-06-01 10:11:14
I know you're not supposed to quote yourself, but I've been cracking up over this for far too long:

You tell Kalin Disati, "Tidings, Duck."
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You tell Kalin Disati, ".. mother censor.gif ."
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You tell Kalin Disati, "I mean, duke."
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You tell Kalin Disati, "Grand Duke!"
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Felicia2010-06-01 12:06:41
Duck, Duckess, and Grand Ducky... I like it. That could easily have been from a Redwall novel!

This being the Internet, there is of course a website named after dukes and ducks: http://www.dukeandtheduck.com/