OMG, that just made me laugh for like two straight minutes.

A plush doll of Baalphegar's tome's pages turn and flip, revealing insidious plots and blueprints before settling on a handsome picture of Luciphage. As a plush doll of Luciphage bends closer, it flips quickly to an image of Luciphage in a clown hat.

A plush doll of Baalphegar's tome sniggers to itself as a plush doll of Luciphage snarls and shakes a fist.

haha

OMG WANT!

EDIT: BAALPHEGAR GET!

Shabinar Daj says, "Does anyone else have more questions?"
The head of Inagin has exploded.


Sometimes Deathsight Deathsense makes me laugh. Daj taught too hard.

It's not a good day until I make Inagin's head explode. His brain matter is delightful.

Lady Feyrll is back!


You tell Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti, "You know, the only garment I
haven't designed I think is a pair of underclothes."

You tell Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti, "Funny humans. Wanting to show
off their bare skin."

Feyrll tells you, "I ought commission a set, but somehow I don't think I could
ever wear it knowing your little paws scampered over every inch."

You tell Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti, "I was thinking delicate gray
embroidery of rat's paws on the posterior."

You tell Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti, "Possibly 'RAT' 'TUSK' on
opposing cheeks."

Feyrll tells you, "I didn't know I was capable of retching inside my mouth."

You tell Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti, "Did you come across a mirror?"

Feyrll tells you, "Just found one, ahh, feeling better already."

You tell Of the Tainted Earth, Feyrll Feyranti, "Remember: Clockwise motion then
counterclockwise to wipe the bile off!"

They should get married.

And Jigan returns!

Jigan, Shadow of the Flame says to you, "Would you happen to have a few moments
for clothing?"

Rattusk tilts his snout, his pupil-less crimson eyes glistening as he considers Jigan.

Rattusk nods his white muzzle up and down.

Rattusk beckons to Jigan.

Rattusk ponders the situation.

Jigan, Shadow of the Flame says to you, "I have eight hundred thousand gold that
speak to me, saying "Please sir, we don't want to see your bobbly bits no
more.""

Jigan begins to follow you.

Rattusk tilts his snout, his pupil-less crimson eyes glistening as he considers Jigan.

Rattusk hold's Jigan's hand at arms' length.

Jigan, Shadow of the Flame says, "I shall lash the gold later for not worshiping my man-ititty, but I disgress."

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Sadly, Jigan, Shadow of the Flame says, "The last time I wore a thong, people died."

Rogan tells you, "I was curious, what kind of hound do the sentinels who practice tracking get?"
You tell Shadow Warrior Rogan, Ward of Xenthos, "Greyhound."
Rogan tells you, "((they get a bus?))"

Or the hockey team of the city I'm living in

(!!!): You say, "... I should just got out and getz myself a chezburger."

(!!!): Jinto says, "Oh yeah. Neurotic."
3865h, 4620m, 3855e, 10p, 21200en, 21200w ex-

(!!!): You say, "At McDonalds. And sit suggestively on that figurine of him sitting on the bench outside."

(!!!): Jinto says, "OR SHOULD I SAY EROTIC?!?!?!"

(!!!): You say, "..."

(!!!): Jinto says, "No..no..neurotic."

(!!!): You say, "You have the hots for McDonalds? o.o."

(!!!): Jinto says, "It was a joke, hoar."

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(!!!): Casilu says, "He will touch your McNuggets."

(): Haiden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Who here likes black jokes <.<."

(): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I like dark humor."

(): Kaeka says, "*ba dum ching*."

(): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "THAT WASN'T A PUNCHLINE."

(Geomancers): You say, "Be well Pussiant Geomancers!"

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "I told you, it's not pus."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "It's a biochemical."

I'm so mad I wasn't there for Jigan coming back. ><

What is with her uterus? She even sent me a mistell about it once.

Joke about how she has too many children.

note to self, remember to castrate aloysha

You stay away from the Skyplume men with such threats! They're a rare breed, and we must cultivate more of them.

Sylphas, mistell magnet.