Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Ssaliss2010-06-03 15:59:11
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jun 3 2010, 12:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ZOMG PYLONS=WIN.

This is the motivation I needed to trade in my vacuum and get a doll.

edit:
You incline your head politely to a plush doll of Cririk Adom.
A plush doll of Cririk Adom nods at you as he straightens his robes and surveys his surroundings imperiously.

A plush doll of Cririk Adom says, "In the Collective Commonwealth of Hallifax, all citizens are equal, but Artists and Scientists are more equal than others."
A plush doll of Cririk Adom nods its head emphatically.


And one more:
A plush doll of Cririk Adom says, "We are the Collective, dismantle your armies and hand over your Power. We will add your cultural and scientific distinctiveness to our own. Your civilization will adapt to service us."
A plush doll of Cririk Adom stares, his eyes glowing with an eerie green luminescence for a brief moment.

A few too many OOC references for my tastes (especially the pylons bit, if that's a true quote), but very neat!
Ileein2010-06-03 16:09:38
Naturally, I chose the most OOCly amusing references out of the entire body of responses, most of which are entirely IC and either more traditionally amusing or simply appropriate.
Unknown2010-06-03 17:27:14
Veyrzhul points a brooch resembling the star of Celest at you, and sparks fly
out of it.

Brother Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "What is this."

Sorry, but I lol'd. He even did it several times! And I wanted him to kill me. But he failed. Pah.
Elostian2010-06-03 17:56:30
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Jun 3 2010, 11:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hm perhaps. I just was playing on the whole "collective" thing, which is Zerg.

Kahla

Pay particular attention to the society bit.
Jigan2010-06-03 18:04:38
Null post. Disregard.

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Rakor2010-06-03 18:28:50
WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS
Sylphas2010-06-03 19:16:42
FOR AIURFAX.
Nienla2010-06-03 20:23:35
QUOTE (Sylphas @ Jun 3 2010, 03:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
FOR AIURFAX.


My life for Nary-zul.
Unknown2010-06-03 22:18:56
QUOTE (Nienla @ Jun 3 2010, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My life for Nary-zul.

ME NOT THAT KIND OF ORC!
Unknown2010-06-03 22:27:29
QUOTE (Elostian @ Jun 3 2010, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kahla

Pay particular attention to the society bit.


I see, I see. I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to Protoss to be honest when I played. Zerg has always and will always have a special place in my heart....>.> But now I get the Protoss ref. for Hallifax. :3
Unknown2010-06-03 23:04:21
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Jun 3 2010, 06:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I see, I see. I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to Protoss to be honest when I played. Zerg has always and will always have a special place in my heart....>.> But now I get the Protoss ref. for Hallifax. :3

Screeeew the Zerg. I am a Terran and I wear my Space-Marine armour with PRIDE.
Arix2010-06-03 23:15:03
redneck space marines ftw
Kante2010-06-03 23:16:44
QUOTE (Arix @ Jun 3 2010, 07:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
redneck space marines ftw

"These colours don't run".
Unknown2010-06-03 23:34:42
QUOTE (Kante @ Jun 3 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"These colours don't run".

They do hide in bunkers though. Consistently. And near eternally.

That armor doesn't work nearly as well as a nice bunker. Hop hop hoppity.
Diamondais2010-06-04 00:17:18
TEMPLARS NEWS #33
Date: 6/3/2010 at 23:59
From: Lord Captain, Aliod Feyranti
To : Everyone
Subj: Contesting for Marshal Champion
...

...
And lastly, I promise to never kill any of you during a raid while you
are in the middle of a fight with a Celestian. You have my word as a
Templar.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Avechary, in the year 266 CE.

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Arix2010-06-04 00:27:27
Krin brainfarted and killed Aliod because Aliod was 'aquamancery'
Sakr2010-06-04 00:44:40
The Hartfire Hearth has been destroyed by a forestal gargantuan.
Rhaell has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Aubrey has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Sanas has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Yorah has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Doman has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Aerys has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Scax has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Ijen has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Sylphas has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Tandrin has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Hecton has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Mieari has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Sadie has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Xypher has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Mnemosyne has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.

Good job
Shishi2010-06-04 00:57:37
QUOTE
You tell Lady Valonah, Soul of Darkness, "Ooh wanna see something cool?"
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(Influence spam)
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You confide in a dark nighthag how much you admire her dazzling mental and physical skills.
A dark nighthag puffs up her chest and a crazy gleam enters her eyes as she vigorously agrees with you that her intelligence and strength far surpass anyone else's.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 98.
You have reached the illustrious level of Lord of Creation.
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"Woot!" Valonah shouts excitedly.
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Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.
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"Thanks!" you say to Valonah.
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Valonah's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.
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say to valonah three to go
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You say to Valonah, "Three to go."
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Valonah tells you, "I wanna give you a big fat smootch for it."
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You hum a happy tune.
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Valonah nods her head at you.
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Lady Valonah, Soul of Darkness says, "Not far now at all."
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You tell Lady Valonah, Soul of Darkness, "Do it anyways they are mindless probably."
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The resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.
The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over everything here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power. There are 10 illithoid scourges here. There are 8 dark nighthags here. Settled within the branches of an ancient and skeletal tree roosts a murder of crows, their voices harsh and deafening as their caws peal through the air. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. 2 dark nighthags are here, sleeping soundly. Firmly set into the ground, a pulsating branch of the Master Ravenwood has been set here. There are 10 shadowlord widowriders here. A mature rowan tree stands proudly here. An unnatural gloom surrounds a Daughter of Darkness, filling the air with an oppressive silence. Celina, the Heartless is here. She wields a lordly ebon viola of Dark Spirit in her left hand. Thul, the Wall of the Wyrd is here, shrouded. He wields a motley nekai swarming with etchings in each hand. Lady Valonah, Soul of Darkness is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a wyrden shield with the image of a drum in her right.
You see exits leading south and up.
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Valonah kisses you passionately.
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Thul snorts and snuffles at the air through a ridiculous pig nose.
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You say, "Nobody saw that."
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You give Valonah a compassionate hug.
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You hum a happy tune.
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Valonah's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.


She makes it worthwhile to wait. wub.gif
Razenth2010-06-04 01:01:03
Cute happy.gif
Diamondais2010-06-04 01:26:47
QUOTE (Arix @ Jun 3 2010, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Krin brainfarted and killed Aliod because Aliod was 'aquamancery'

You're forgetting I was there. tongue.gif