This is just a brief update so you are not all left in the dark: due to
certain extenuating circumstances, I shall likely only be intermittently
present until this Juliary, and I shall not be at all present from this
Shedrin to next Dvarsh.

Ecclesiar Kalina says, "I've always thought people your age just kinda..
sprouted from the dust one day at age 30 or so."

Sir Vanthan Tregon says to Kalina, "I didn't just spring out fully formed."

Ecclesiar Kalina says, "Suuree you did."

Sir Vanthan Tregon says to Kalina, "When two parents love each other enough, a
dolphin brings them a baby."

Ecclesiar Kalina says, "It's a kelpie, silly."

Ecclesiar Kalina says, "Why would a dolphin have a baby?"

Interesting news post:



Hallifax has begun it's time control operation by renaming months after citizens.

Connoisseur Freet takes the dolls of Ashtorath and Lhiannan in either hand, and begins tapping their heads together, making lecherous smooching noises the whole while.

Connoisseur Freet grabs the Scuchidira doll from the ground and in a high falsetto, says: "Take MY women, will you, Ashy! I'll make -you- into Ash!" He makes a wooshing sound as he points the dolls staff at Ashtorath.

Connoisseur Freet makes a whiney roar and shakes the Ashtorath doll angrily.

Person tells you, "Can I bug you with a question?"
You tell Person, Pure Chime, "Of course."
Person tells you, "Is prostitution legal?"
Person tells you, "I mean, do people get into trouble for it?"
You tell Person, Pure Chime, "Serenwilde has no laws about it."
Person tells you, "Assuming then, it's legit, does the tradeban stuff apply?"

I'm wholly in favor of people having precisely as much and as little mudsex as they like, with whatever kinks in it they like, but does my job as GA really mean I have to have this conversation? -sigh- I guess it does.

When you come right down to it, it's far better than having to confront someone in my guild who's been plagiarizing or misbehaving. But those are not nearly as quoteworthy!

You tell Ser Shuyin , Savant of Swords, "My love for you burns like a case of sunallergy in summer."

Shuyin tells you, "My passion for you itches like like a particularly bad case of scabies."

You tell Ser Shuyin , Savant of Swords, "Ah, this is why your passion is so contagious."

Shuyin tells you, "My desire for you stings like so many bees dipped in crotamine."

You tell Ser Shuyin , Savant of Swords, "The thought of your departure engulfs my heart in the chills of a thousand isa runes."

Shuyin tells you, "My love oozes like the snot from a winter cold plaguing the commune."

Shuyin tells you, "In fact, my heart beats for you so violently, like an epileptic seizure by a particularly retarded centaur."

Q.) What did the Hartstone say to the Serenguard as they walked past Glomdoring on their way to the Grey Moors?

A.) "I have a bad faeling about that place."

That's truly entertaining and witty, Kaia. You guys are awesome.

Jeanne, the windmuse elemental peers at a mechanical dirigible unscrupulously.

Finger extended, Jeanne, the windmuse elemental pokes a mechanical dirigible.

Looking slightly worried at the situation Jeanne, the windmuse elemental quickly hides behind you.

Sylphas pours the last of a potion of healing from a hatching dragon keg into a dark amethyst keg.

Jeanne, the windmuse elemental carefully looks out from behind Kiradawea to look at the machine.

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "Jeanne?"

Jeanne, the windmuse elemental says, "It's scary."

Aubrey ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "Aww, he's sweet, though."

You pat Jeanne, the windmuse elemental in a friendly manner.

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "Lemme see, scary..."

You say, "Jeanne's just had some bad experiences with machines."

Comprehension flashes across Sylphas's face.

You say, "Like... falling from the sky in one."

A plush doll of Crow cries out sharply, the raucous caw still ringing long after it has quieted.

Jeanne, the windmuse elemental shudders violently.

A plush doll of Crow flaps its wings a couple of times before settling down again.

You ask Sylphas, "So how many enchantments did you need?"

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "All of them."

Sylphas shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

"Be right back!" Aubrey cries.

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "I forgot I was down to one."

You ask, "What. Every single cosmic enchant?"

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "So all the regens, waterwalk, acqui, deathsight."

You say, "Okay. Mercy, Kingdom, Beauty, Perfection, Waterwalk, Acquisitio and Deathsight."

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "And levitate if you're magic and can do Elementals."

You ask, "All on rings?"

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "Yep!"

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "If you want, just one charge, I can recharge them whenever."

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "I need a cube at some point, but I'm too broke from buying herbs for it right now."

You say, "I only do full charges."

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "Ok."

You howl as a mechanical dirigible hacks into you.

You say, "Otherwise, my powerstones get all messed up."

Comprehension flashes across Sylphas's face.

You peer at a mechanical dirigible unscrupulously.

Sylphas peers at a mechanical dirigible unscrupulously.

Sylphas whispers something to a mechanical dirigible.
A mechanical dirigible seems to settle down.

Jeanne, the windmuse elemental exclaims, "See! I told it was mean!"

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says to a mechanical dirigible, "Bad dirigible!"

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "Dock."

"Hmph!" Sylphas snorts.

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "Sorry about that."

You say, "That's okay."

You say, "I've been hit with worse. Even from Jeanne."

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "He's kind of puny, yeah."

High Priest Sylphas Talnara says, "He tried to kill our empath last month."

Jeanne, the windmuse elemental says, "You can't trust machines."

Ah, love.