I need to remember that baby. It might be useful in the future. 
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Jun 8 2010, 12:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well psssh it kept crying and trying to get away from me.
It's Lusternia's version of the 'Don't shake the baby' commercials.
Don't dissolve the baby in your nexus of power!
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Jun 8 2010, 01:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Phoebus puts a crying baby into the Matrix.
Whining, a crying baby wiggles out of the Matrix and onto the floor.
A baby crawls off to the northeast.
A crying baby passes through the glass sphere and begins to circle the Matrix's core as, bit by bit, it disintegrates.
You say, "You are the worst mother ever."
Phoebus glances askance.
--
Arte, I hope your children survive.
Whining, a crying baby wiggles out of the Matrix and onto the floor.
A baby crawls off to the northeast.
A crying baby passes through the glass sphere and begins to circle the Matrix's core as, bit by bit, it disintegrates.
You say, "You are the worst mother ever."
Phoebus glances askance.
--
Arte, I hope your children survive.
Good heavens, it's a Shroedinger's baby. It both dissolved in a torrent of fractal power and escaped to crawl away. Perfect!
We must harvest many more babies so we can test this properly.
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jun 8 2010, 07:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good heavens, it's a Shroedinger's baby. It both dissolved in a torrent of fractal power and escaped to crawl away. Perfect!
We must harvest many more babies so we can test this properly.
We must harvest many more babies so we can test this properly.
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jun 8 2010, 12:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good heavens, it's a Shroedinger's baby. It both dissolved in a torrent of fractal power and escaped to crawl away. Perfect!
We must harvest many more babies so we can test this properly.
We must harvest many more babies so we can test this properly.
The Collective is Collectively a baby eating monster
QUOTE (Shiri @ Jun 8 2010, 01:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I WANT TO SEE VILLAGE REVOLTS.
You're British, you're not allowed.
QUOTE (Ileein @ Jun 8 2010, 08:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"My god, the peasants are revolting!"
That's not a very nice thing to say about those poor peasants.
Excuse the long quote, but cutting it up into pieces would have resulted in the same thing. :3
Us kids are so troublesome. <3
QUOTE
(x): Akui says, "Hi!"
(x): Aliod says, "Hiii."
(x): Sadie says, "E-MOM!"
(x): Sadie says, "<333333."
(x): Akui says, "Heee."
(x): You say, "Mommyyyy."
(x): Aliod says, "Mommy! (?)"
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING IT."
(x): You say, "...."
(x): Sadie says, "D."
(x): You say, "XDDD."
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Haha <3."
(x): You say, "YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE TAGALONG KIDS."
(x): You say, "GET LOST. YOU'RE NOT A COOL KID. D:."
(x): You say, "Akui didn't adopt you."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "I AM LIKE DENNIS THE MENACE."
(x): Sadie says, "D:."
(x): You say, "XDDD."
(x): You say, "-chokes-."
(x): Sadie says, "Akui didn't adopt me either T_T."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "You were squeezed out."
(x): Sadie says, "I bet you Kinson forced her into it!"
(x): You say, "Akui didn't actually adopt me. Sadie adopted me."
(x): Sadie says, "..."
(x): Sadie says, "And yeah <3."
(x): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Well, Kinson was good at finding kinds."
(x): You say, "Sadie squeezed Akui and Kinson into adopting me."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Chalcedony was a group effort."
(x): You say, "XD."
(x): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Kids."
(x): You say, "Group... effort?"
(x): Sadie says, ">_>."
(x): Sadie says, "......"
(x): You say, "Too bad she adopted me though."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Well yeah."
(x): You say, "We could have gotten married."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "They had to type two commands."
(x): Sadie says, ":<."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "That is a group."
(x): You say, "<3."
(x): Sadie says, "I DONT CARE! SET MOTTO is married to Chalcedony."
(x): You say, "-dies-."
(x): You say, "<3."
(x): Sadie says, "-gives Chalce wedding band-."
(x): You say, "I already wrote we're getting married on the forums."
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Just keep living in Sin kids."
(x): You say, "And I was a bird, so why does it matter if Lusternia calls me an animal?"
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): You say, "You can't marry your sister! What type of animal do you think you are!"
(x): You say, "A bird."
(x): Sadie says, "XDDd."
(x): Sadie says, "-is a lion-."
(x): Sadie says, "NOT A CAT."
(x): Sadie says, "A lion."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "She is a cat."
(x): You say, "It doesn't say "You're an animal!""
(x): Sadie says, "T_T."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "*give scratching post Sadie*."
(x): You say, "It says "What type of animal do you think you are!""
(x): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Yay sadie! Akui's alsaran self when I started was a lion too."
(x): You say, "I'm a bird. T T."
(x): You say, "Where did I come from?"
(x): Sadie says, "KICK ALIOD FOR ME, EMOM!"
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "*PARRY*."
(x): You say, "Bwahaha."
(x): Sadie says, "You came from..."
(x): Sadie says, "Heaven
."
(x): You say, "An egg."
(x): You say, "Awwww."
(x): Sadie says, "-watches as light shines down-."
(x): You say, "You're an angel. ilu."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Chalcedony was hatched ^^."
(x): You say, "I was. T T."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Underneath one of those heating lamps at Mcdonalds."
(x): Sadie says, "<.<."
(x): You say, "... -sob-."
(x): Sadie says, "..."
(x): Sadie says, "NO."
(x): You say, "Sadie's McDonalds."
(x): You say, "She's the cook."
(x): Sadie says, "Sadie sat on her egg until she popped out."
(x): Sadie says, ":(."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "..."
(x): You say, "XD."
(x): Sadie says, "I 'm not a mcdonalds cook!"
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "I am leaving that alone."
(x): You say, "Sadie did say she was going to adopt me at first."
(x): You say, "You know, Sadie."
(x): You say, "If we'd waited a month."
(x): You say, "You could have adjusted your age."
(x): Sadie says, "D:."
(x): You say, "XD."
(x): Sadie says, "/sad."
(x): You say, "Or you could have just married me."
(x): You say, "At that point."
(x): Sadie says, "Was still with Finn >.>."
(x): You say, "True."
(x): You say, "But you love me.."
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): You say, "Divorce is easier than breaking a family bond (which is impossible)."
(x): Sadie says, ":<."
(x): You say, "Lusternia is very rigid about incest."
(x): You say, "Even if it allows pedophilia."
(x): Sadie says, "It's so stupid >:(."
(x): You say, "Yep."
(x): You say, "We should complain."
(x): Sadie says, "Write letter to Estarra, explaining the morals of incest."
(x): You say, "XD."
(x): You say, "Or how it's not worse than making someone 12 years old."
(x): Sadie says, "-goes back to design writing-."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "I swear."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't know what I am going to do with you two."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Except scream."
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): You say, "Oh!"
(x): You say, "You scream, I scream."
(x): You say, "We all scream for."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "SILENCE."
(x): You say, "TEEHEE."
(x): Sadie says, "Heee."
(x): Aliod says, "Hiii."
(x): Sadie says, "E-MOM!"
(x): Sadie says, "<333333."
(x): Akui says, "Heee."
(x): You say, "Mommyyyy."
(x): Aliod says, "Mommy! (?)"
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING IT."
(x): You say, "...."
(x): Sadie says, "D."
(x): You say, "XDDD."
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Haha <3."
(x): You say, "YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE TAGALONG KIDS."
(x): You say, "GET LOST. YOU'RE NOT A COOL KID. D:."
(x): You say, "Akui didn't adopt you."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "I AM LIKE DENNIS THE MENACE."
(x): Sadie says, "D:."
(x): You say, "XDDD."
(x): You say, "-chokes-."
(x): Sadie says, "Akui didn't adopt me either T_T."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "You were squeezed out."
(x): Sadie says, "I bet you Kinson forced her into it!"
(x): You say, "Akui didn't actually adopt me. Sadie adopted me."
(x): Sadie says, "..."
(x): Sadie says, "And yeah <3."
(x): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Well, Kinson was good at finding kinds."
(x): You say, "Sadie squeezed Akui and Kinson into adopting me."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Chalcedony was a group effort."
(x): You say, "XD."
(x): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Kids."
(x): You say, "Group... effort?"
(x): Sadie says, ">_>."
(x): Sadie says, "......"
(x): You say, "Too bad she adopted me though."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Well yeah."
(x): You say, "We could have gotten married."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "They had to type two commands."
(x): Sadie says, ":<."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "That is a group."
(x): You say, "<3."
(x): Sadie says, "I DONT CARE! SET MOTTO is married to Chalcedony."
(x): You say, "-dies-."
(x): You say, "<3."
(x): Sadie says, "-gives Chalce wedding band-."
(x): You say, "I already wrote we're getting married on the forums."
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Just keep living in Sin kids."
(x): You say, "And I was a bird, so why does it matter if Lusternia calls me an animal?"
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): You say, "You can't marry your sister! What type of animal do you think you are!"
(x): You say, "A bird."
(x): Sadie says, "XDDd."
(x): Sadie says, "-is a lion-."
(x): Sadie says, "NOT A CAT."
(x): Sadie says, "A lion."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "She is a cat."
(x): You say, "It doesn't say "You're an animal!""
(x): Sadie says, "T_T."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "*give scratching post Sadie*."
(x): You say, "It says "What type of animal do you think you are!""
(x): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Yay sadie! Akui's alsaran self when I started was a lion too."
(x): You say, "I'm a bird. T T."
(x): You say, "Where did I come from?"
(x): Sadie says, "KICK ALIOD FOR ME, EMOM!"
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "*PARRY*."
(x): You say, "Bwahaha."
(x): Sadie says, "You came from..."
(x): Sadie says, "Heaven
."(x): You say, "An egg."
(x): You say, "Awwww."
(x): Sadie says, "-watches as light shines down-."
(x): You say, "You're an angel. ilu."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Chalcedony was hatched ^^."
(x): You say, "I was. T T."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Underneath one of those heating lamps at Mcdonalds."
(x): Sadie says, "<.<."
(x): You say, "... -sob-."
(x): Sadie says, "..."
(x): Sadie says, "NO."
(x): You say, "Sadie's McDonalds."
(x): You say, "She's the cook."
(x): Sadie says, "Sadie sat on her egg until she popped out."
(x): Sadie says, ":(."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "..."
(x): You say, "XD."
(x): Sadie says, "I 'm not a mcdonalds cook!"
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "I am leaving that alone."
(x): You say, "Sadie did say she was going to adopt me at first."
(x): You say, "You know, Sadie."
(x): You say, "If we'd waited a month."
(x): You say, "You could have adjusted your age."
(x): Sadie says, "D:."
(x): You say, "XD."
(x): Sadie says, "/sad."
(x): You say, "Or you could have just married me."
(x): You say, "At that point."
(x): Sadie says, "Was still with Finn >.>."
(x): You say, "True."
(x): You say, "But you love me.
."(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): You say, "Divorce is easier than breaking a family bond (which is impossible)."
(x): Sadie says, ":<."
(x): You say, "Lusternia is very rigid about incest."
(x): You say, "Even if it allows pedophilia."
(x): Sadie says, "It's so stupid >:(."
(x): You say, "Yep."
(x): You say, "We should complain."
(x): Sadie says, "Write letter to Estarra, explaining the morals of incest."
(x): You say, "XD."
(x): You say, "Or how it's not worse than making someone 12 years old."
(x): Sadie says, "-goes back to design writing-."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "I swear."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't know what I am going to do with you two."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "Except scream."
(x): Sadie says, "XD."
(x): You say, "Oh!"
(x): You say, "You scream, I scream."
(x): You say, "We all scream for."
(x): Aliod (from the Aetherways) says, "SILENCE."
(x): You say, "TEEHEE."
(x): Sadie says, "Heee."
Us kids are so troublesome. <3
An amethyst vial, containing quicksilver, has turned to dust in your hands.
An opal vial, containing the poison anerod, has turned to dust in your hands.
A pearl vial, containing the poison tetrodin, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison hadrudin, has turned to dust in your hands.
A turquoise vial, containing the poison charybdon, has turned to dust in your hands.
A turquoise vial, containing the poison calcise, has turned to dust in your hands.
A sapphire vial, containing the poison inyoka, has turned to dust in your hands.
A turquoise vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as ink-splattered robes turns to dust in your hands.
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
It is now the 1st of Shanthin, 266 years after the Coming of Estarra.
My roooobes.
An opal vial, containing the poison anerod, has turned to dust in your hands.
A pearl vial, containing the poison tetrodin, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison hadrudin, has turned to dust in your hands.
A turquoise vial, containing the poison charybdon, has turned to dust in your hands.
A turquoise vial, containing the poison calcise, has turned to dust in your hands.
A sapphire vial, containing the poison inyoka, has turned to dust in your hands.
A turquoise vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as ink-splattered robes turns to dust in your hands.
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
It is now the 1st of Shanthin, 266 years after the Coming of Estarra.
My roooobes.
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Jun 8 2010, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My roooobes.
You know if people triggered
this message:
QUOTE
You grow still and begin to pray silently for preservation of your soul while you are out of the land.
to this skill in discernment
QUOTE
audit
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athame201243 an athame dagger 3
rose203150 an elegant pink rose 5
letter173108 an elegant white letter 6
letter178516 an elegant white letter 6
scroll101817 a Scroll of Protection 12
scroll164020 a Scroll of Healing 12
robes165338 a black spidersilk robe 18
vial166698 an opal vial 18
vial206496 an opal vial (filled with elixir vitae) 18
vial230277 an opal vial (filled with a melancholic purgative) 18
vial230295 an opal vial (filled with a phlegmatic purgative) 18
vial230307 an opal vial (filled with an antidote potion) 18
vial230318 an opal vial (filled with a potion of fire) 18
vial230321 an opal vial (filled with a phlegmatic purgative) 18
vial230325 an opal vial (filled with a sanguine purgative) 18
vial230327 an opal vial (filled with a choleric purgative) 18
vial230336 an opal vial (filled with glowing ink) 18
Type MORE to continue reading. (58% shown)
4760h, 6489m, 6335e, 10p lrxkdb (xhspfwb)
more
vial230341 an opal vial 18
vial230342 an opal vial (filled with a regeneration salve) 18
vial230344 an opal vial (filled with a regeneration salve) 18
vial230345 an opal vial 18
vial230352 an opal vial 18
vial230353 an opal vial (filled with a love potion) 18
vial230358 an opal vial (filled with a potion of allheale) 18
vial230372 an opal vial (filled with a potion of mana) 18
vial230374 an opal vial (filled with a potion of galvanism) 18
vial49428 an opal vial (filled with a mending salve) 18
vial76844 an emerald vial (filled with a potion of bromides) 19
vial229592 a moonstone vial (filled with a potion of fire) 24
vial229605 a moonstone vial (filled with liniment) 24
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You have 30 items with 25 or fewer months until decay.
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athame201243 an athame dagger 3
rose203150 an elegant pink rose 5
letter173108 an elegant white letter 6
letter178516 an elegant white letter 6
scroll101817 a Scroll of Protection 12
scroll164020 a Scroll of Healing 12
robes165338 a black spidersilk robe 18
vial166698 an opal vial 18
vial206496 an opal vial (filled with elixir vitae) 18
vial230277 an opal vial (filled with a melancholic purgative) 18
vial230295 an opal vial (filled with a phlegmatic purgative) 18
vial230307 an opal vial (filled with an antidote potion) 18
vial230318 an opal vial (filled with a potion of fire) 18
vial230321 an opal vial (filled with a phlegmatic purgative) 18
vial230325 an opal vial (filled with a sanguine purgative) 18
vial230327 an opal vial (filled with a choleric purgative) 18
vial230336 an opal vial (filled with glowing ink) 18
Type MORE to continue reading. (58% shown)
4760h, 6489m, 6335e, 10p lrxkdb (xhspfwb)
more
vial230341 an opal vial 18
vial230342 an opal vial (filled with a regeneration salve) 18
vial230344 an opal vial (filled with a regeneration salve) 18
vial230345 an opal vial 18
vial230352 an opal vial 18
vial230353 an opal vial (filled with a love potion) 18
vial230358 an opal vial (filled with a potion of allheale) 18
vial230372 an opal vial (filled with a potion of mana) 18
vial230374 an opal vial (filled with a potion of galvanism) 18
vial49428 an opal vial (filled with a mending salve) 18
vial76844 an emerald vial (filled with a potion of bromides) 19
vial229592 a moonstone vial (filled with a potion of fire) 24
vial229605 a moonstone vial (filled with liniment) 24
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You have 30 items with 25 or fewer months until decay.
That wouldn't happen as much.
QUOTE
You say, "I've been being more decorous lately, could you tell?"
You ruffle your own hair, attempting to make yourself presentable.
Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "Yes, putting babies into the
nexus is the epitome of decorum."
You glance askance.
You say, "Look, can we move past the baby incident?"
Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says to you, "I'm never letting you live that down."
Sylandra yawns suddenly and mightily.
Instructor Daraius Shavatt asks, "Was it an ugly baby?"
Sylandra laughs out loud.
You say, "It was a human baby, so, yes."
Daraius blinks.
You say to Javek, "No offense."
Aeromage Javek exclaims, "Hey!"
You ruffle your own hair, attempting to make yourself presentable.
Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says, "Yes, putting babies into the
nexus is the epitome of decorum."
You glance askance.
You say, "Look, can we move past the baby incident?"
Sylandra Skyplume, Whirlwind of Passion says to you, "I'm never letting you live that down."
Sylandra yawns suddenly and mightily.
Instructor Daraius Shavatt asks, "Was it an ugly baby?"
Sylandra laughs out loud.
You say, "It was a human baby, so, yes."
Daraius blinks.
You say to Javek, "No offense."
Aeromage Javek exclaims, "Hey!"
That baby was up to no good!
But no one will ever let me forget it!QUOTE (Phoebus @ Jun 8 2010, 10:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That baby was up to no good! But no one will ever let me forget it!
But no one will ever let me forget it!Now all you need to do is adopt Javek and my entertainment shall be perfected.
