Sadie Talnara says to Lendren, "Did you get Norchatine?"
Sadie Talnara says, "Forgot in the harem."

Who in their right mind would MudSex at a fulcrux? You might as well stamp IDIOT on your forehead...

Yeah, about that... didn't know what a fulcrux was until after that little incident so yeah... ummm...

Good rule of thumb: Mudsex is dumb. But, if you have to do it, do it in a manse.

Good rule of thumb: Mudsex is dumb.

Last time that happened, ended up flying somewhere through aetherspace.

Communemate says to you, "May i bother you a few mintutes?"
You say, "Give it a try."
Communemate beams broadly.
(long pause)
Communemate says to you, "May i send you a tell please?"
You say to Communemate, "If that tell is asking me permission to say something to me, I may have to bardoon you."
Communemate shakes his head.
Communemate says, "Its the actual question."
You say, "Go ahead."
Communemate nods his head emphatically.
(long pause)
Communemate says, "That didn't work."
Bystander1 says, "You are rather intiminidating sometimes Lendren."
Bystander1 says, "Just by sheer awesomeness."
Bystander2 nods his head sagely.
Communemate says, "Aye and really helpful too."
Communemate says, "Thanks for being such a bigh help to me in this."
Communemate looks up into the air for divine inspiration.
You say, "We haven't even gotten to that part yet."
You say, "Okay, now, did we get to the actual question yet? I never got it."
Communemate says to you, "I'll not bother you no longer or trade with your shops since you are so helpful."
Communemate says to you, "Please leave me alone as i will do so with you."
"Uhh..." you stall.
You say, "That's the question?"
Communemate shakes his head.
You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
You say, "All this time you've just been asking me to leave you alone?"
Communemate says, "We past the point where i want to bother with it."
You peer at Communemate unscrupulously.
You say, "You're the one who brought it up and you're the one who did it this way."
Communemate says, "No i was tryin to send you a tell for the question."
You say, "So why didn't you?"
Communemate says, "Well i'll not have my issues that i wish to deal with public knowledge."
Communemate says to you, "Hence the wanting to ask the quetion in tells."
You say to Communemate, "I didn't say they should be. I didn't actually get to say anything whatsoever, in fact, as you never asked the question."
Communemate shrugs helplessly.
You shrug helplessly.
Communemate says to you, "Well you have a great month sir."
Communemate leaves to the north.

(Magnagora): Shaddus says, "Dark tidings, Tsumadine."

Ohio is for Lovers by Hawthorne Heights is now Shaddus's themesong.

can we let that die down a little bit please?

Your sexcapades will outlast Pamela Anderson's in the collective mind. Small town effect. Sorry.

can we let that die down a little bit please?