Unknown2010-07-01 16:00:21
QUOTE (Kayte @ Jul 1 2010, 10:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Aquamancers): Fermius says, "I have a dead fink."
(Aquamancers): Fermius says, "I named him Bob."
(Aquamancers): Fermius says, "He doesn't talk very much, but he's immensely
wise."
Erm...
(Aquamancers): Fermius says, "I named him Bob."
(Aquamancers): Fermius says, "He doesn't talk very much, but he's immensely
wise."
Erm...
Seems logical.
Lendren2010-07-01 21:17:46
You'd think the wise ones would be better at staying less dead, actually.
Sakr2010-07-01 21:37:31
somebody tells you, "*dies* a unicorn just ran past me!!!! *stares at it dreamy-eyed*
Aerotan2010-07-01 22:27:46
Ironically, there's about a 50% chance that seeing a unicorn will be followed by death in Lusternia.
Unknown2010-07-01 22:57:06
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jul 1 2010, 01:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seems logical.
I had an entire conversation with him as to why he should sell them.
Then he brought me like 5 dead finks.
So I was like, "I'm not a novice. I'm circle 72."
And he's all like, "You're not a novice? I thought you were!"
I know I'm squishy, but am I really that squishy?
Everiine2010-07-02 01:34:18
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Speaking in a low growl, High Chief Turnus Rhaal, the True Wanderer says, "This gives me an idea."
Speaking in a low growl, High Chief Turnus Rhaal, the True Wanderer says, "We'll walk through the commune, maybe through the cities too. And pick out reasonable mates and rustle them."
You chuckle long and heartily.
You say, "Honestly, it's more fun if they agree to be tied up."
The corners of Turnus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Speaking in a low growl, High Chief Turnus Rhaal, the True Wanderer says, "I take them not getting free as a sign of agreement."
Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.
Speaking in a low growl, High Chief Turnus Rhaal, the True Wanderer says, "We'll walk through the commune, maybe through the cities too. And pick out reasonable mates and rustle them."
You chuckle long and heartily.
You say, "Honestly, it's more fun if they agree to be tied up."
The corners of Turnus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Speaking in a low growl, High Chief Turnus Rhaal, the True Wanderer says, "I take them not getting free as a sign of agreement."
Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.
Unknown2010-07-02 01:51:13
QUOTE (Sojiro @ Jul 1 2010, 04:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My loins are quite fertile.
And I could always use more siblings!
Arix2010-07-02 05:05:30
(Adiks): Yurika says, ""Nurse Yurika is here for your check-up!" "Now, let me ride your boner!""
Tekora2010-07-02 05:40:38
QUOTE (Rodngar @ Jun 29 2010, 03:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
While sort of idling writing a clanhelp:
QUOTE
You say, "Are you sure? It's time?!"
In a deep voice, Someone powerful says, "It is time."
In a deep voice, Someone powerful says, "It is time."
I don't care if I'm three days too late, this needs to be posted.
http://splicd.com/ZX0X3ofCsDI/340/384
Casilu2010-07-02 06:25:16
(): Haiden says, "I am suck a cock."
I knew what he meant to say...
Neos2010-07-02 19:36:56
QUOTE
Grand Templar Enero La'Saet, of the Sacred Blade says, "Why can't the day change already."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Enero gives a pained sigh.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Halie tilts her head curiously.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
It is deep night in Lusternia, before midnight.
In your world, it is 2010/07/02 19:31:15 GMT.
See HELP GMT for an explanation of GMT.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars bows to Kyjo - the lesson in Hunting is over.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Grand Templar Enero La'Saet, of the Sacred Blade says, "Need to get rocs to kidnap me."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
You ask, "Suspense?"
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Enero ponders the situation.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "That reminds me, I have some important business in Oleanvir."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
"Ahah!" Enero exclaims triumphantly.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Veyrzhul hums a happy tune.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
"VEYRZHUL MUST DIEEEEEEEEEE!", Enero screams.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Enero grins mischievously at Veyrzhul.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
You say, "See, suspense."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Grand Templar Enero La'Saet, of the Sacred Blade says to Veyrzhul, "You touch my rocs and I swear...
you'll be in trouble. I will tell your wife!"
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Enero nods his head sagely at Veyrzhul.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "You will tell her I touched your rocs?"
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "Yea, that does sound... bad."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Postulant Xedrik Luminare, Seer of the Light says, "Eww, your rocs."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
A gentle melody begins to sound throughout the area, like raindrops upon the ground.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Grand Templar Enero La'Saet, of the Sacred Blade says, "You people..."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Enero gives a pained sigh.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Halie tilts her head curiously.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
It is deep night in Lusternia, before midnight.
In your world, it is 2010/07/02 19:31:15 GMT.
See HELP GMT for an explanation of GMT.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars bows to Kyjo - the lesson in Hunting is over.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Grand Templar Enero La'Saet, of the Sacred Blade says, "Need to get rocs to kidnap me."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
You ask, "Suspense?"
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Enero ponders the situation.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "That reminds me, I have some important business in Oleanvir."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
"Ahah!" Enero exclaims triumphantly.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Veyrzhul hums a happy tune.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
"VEYRZHUL MUST DIEEEEEEEEEE!", Enero screams.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Enero grins mischievously at Veyrzhul.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
You say, "See, suspense."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Grand Templar Enero La'Saet, of the Sacred Blade says to Veyrzhul, "You touch my rocs and I swear...
you'll be in trouble. I will tell your wife!"
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Enero nods his head sagely at Veyrzhul.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "You will tell her I touched your rocs?"
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Veyrzhul Val'Andra says, "Yea, that does sound... bad."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Postulant Xedrik Luminare, Seer of the Light says, "Eww, your rocs."
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
A gentle melody begins to sound throughout the area, like raindrops upon the ground.
4423h, 5370m, 5803e, 10p esSix-
Grand Templar Enero La'Saet, of the Sacred Blade says, "You people..."
Noola2010-07-02 19:47:01
That made me laugh way more than it ought to have I think. 
Llesvelt2010-07-02 19:54:28
QUOTE (Aerotan @ Jul 1 2010, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ironically, there's about a 50% chance that seeing a unicorn will be followed by death in Lusternia.
Like Dwarf Fortress!
Ssaliss2010-07-02 20:20:53
My GMCP is trying to convert me 
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{ "name": "guild", "value": "Shadowdancers (a Seeker of Light)" }
Llesvelt2010-07-02 21:10:56
(Market): Jigan says, "My sausages are like pre-emptive sex in your mouth. Consent not required. Transcendant cook for hire."
Hehehe... He said "cook".
Hehehe... He said "cook".
Unknown2010-07-02 21:12:22
QUOTE
Ruiku throws out a quick jab at a practice dummy.
Ruiku connects.
Ruiku has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
A practice dummy sways back and forth beneath the brunt of the attack, before going still.
Ruiku connects.
Ruiku has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
A practice dummy sways back and forth beneath the brunt of the attack, before going still.
I feel small... I rarely get a simple crushing critical hit from my normal attack... and he gets one of those from a punch!
Ikkan2010-07-03 05:59:30
(The Dawneye Tribe): Fania says, "Thoughts never count when you claim to be cleaver."
It's true, a large knife will fix most problems.
It's true, a large knife will fix most problems.
Sylandra2010-07-03 08:23:09
Rajakumari Shulamit Lunarose, Sidereal Calligraphist says, "My brain didn't put dead cow and tailor together, for some reason."
"Heh heh heh" Phoebus chuckles.
Shulamit shrugs helplessly.
You say, "I look at Phoebus and always think of dead cows."
"Heh heh heh" Phoebus chuckles.
Shulamit shrugs helplessly.
You say, "I look at Phoebus and always think of dead cows."
Sakr2010-07-03 15:38:34
examine korhal
He is a feathered trill. He is wearing a canvas backpack, flowing robes of midnight black, black boots with a silver demon clasp, a forbiding death cloak, a long, dark coat lined with buckles, black leather-enforced spiked gloves, a chef's hat, and a pink princess backpack.
Air Neophyte Korhal says, "Thanks for the clothes."
Air Neophyte Korhal says, "I like the backpack a lot."
I love shopping for novices.
He is a feathered trill. He is wearing a canvas backpack, flowing robes of midnight black, black boots with a silver demon clasp, a forbiding death cloak, a long, dark coat lined with buckles, black leather-enforced spiked gloves, a chef's hat, and a pink princess backpack.
Air Neophyte Korhal says, "Thanks for the clothes."
Air Neophyte Korhal says, "I like the backpack a lot."
I love shopping for novices.
Unknown2010-07-03 16:00:14
QUOTE (Falcon @ Jul 3 2010, 12:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
examine korhal
He is a feathered trill. He is wearing a canvas backpack, flowing robes of midnight black, black boots with a silver demon clasp, a forbiding death cloak, a long, dark coat lined with buckles, black leather-enforced spiked gloves, a chef's hat, and a pink princess backpack.
Air Neophyte Korhal says, "Thanks for the clothes."
Air Neophyte Korhal says, "I like the backpack a lot."
I love shopping for novices.
He is a feathered trill. He is wearing a canvas backpack, flowing robes of midnight black, black boots with a silver demon clasp, a forbiding death cloak, a long, dark coat lined with buckles, black leather-enforced spiked gloves, a chef's hat, and a pink princess backpack.
Air Neophyte Korhal says, "Thanks for the clothes."
Air Neophyte Korhal says, "I like the backpack a lot."
I love shopping for novices.
You just became my hero.
