(Newbie): Malik says, "What suoUldd I bBe preparedd fir In the ddeattth Iwm approaachiing beccaUsee I'm *hic* hlhngrry and to *hic* oo drrrrunk to get ftod?"

(Newbie): Suzaku says, "You should be prepared to PRAY FOR SALVATION."

Malik has died due to throwing up his innards.

(Newbie): Spindle says, "You should see if you can get someone to get food for you! Don't write yourself off!"

(Newbie): Spindle says, "..ahem."

Arte slumps as he is stricken with grief.
Shuyin has bled to death.

2010/07/05 07:19:55 - Arte declared Estwald to be a formal enemy. Reason: Raiding the Air Plane.
2010/07/05 07:24:00 - Arte declared that Estwald is no longer an enemy. Reason: Nothing to see here, folks.
2010/07/05 07:26:31 - Arte > Which is to say, Estwald didn't actually attack anyone.

Narynth Ysav'rai grabs your arm and sinks the point of her quill deeply into your arm, penning her name in blood with excessive whorls and flourishes.

(Great House Talnara): Chalcedony says, "Great-uncleee. Do you have weed?"

(insert irrelevant bits)

(Great House Talnara): Chalcedony says, "It'll make me so happy!"

THE DEATH COUNCIL NEWS #29
Date: 6/13/2010 at 9:48
From: Planeswalker Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist
To : *
Subj: Drivel

Not only can you not read a guild scroll, you can't even decipher
Kayde's words correctly. Let me break it down for you tae'dae style.

Ugh Ugh Kayde's facts correct ugh ugh.

Agh agh Ordeals be harder mate- and the marshal current policy has been
in effect for over a century. Last GHELP scroll update doesn't confer
much meaning Agh Agh

Grog grog That's quite the idle threat. Woe, he may retell a portion of
the guild history that we already know? Grog grog

Harden up and quit spouting drivel, princess.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Kiani, in the year 267 CE.

2010/07/05 01:22:23 - Raezon cityfavoured Sahmiam for: I wish to.

(): Arte says, "Oop."

(): You say, "What'd you do."

(): Arte says, "I just sent like two pages of mistells to a pyromancer."

(): Shedrin says, "Nice job."

(): You say, "You're a champ."

(): Arte says, "I accidently pasted our new code of laws into the input without being in the editor."

The shroud is a long length of grey-black cloth that can be used as a wrap. The
fabric is sheer and slides smoothly across the skin like silk. Shadows twine up
and down through the length of the shroud.
It has 2 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 3 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of a monstrous gravedigger.

Ouch.

I love Sylandra

And Sylandra loves you.

...And your pigeon pot pie.

I hate that pie. I used to love it until it got all mangled. Seriously, what on earth is poulty? How did no one catch that? And why did the trademaster not copy and paste my design instead of re-writing the whole thing and filling it with typos and mucking up my wording?

On the other hand, that pie mishap just compels me to be the spiffiest darn trademaster the world ever did see, so I suppose the pie and I have a bittersweet relationship.