* tells you, "(( Gaga bestows her TrueGagafavour on you. It will last forever. ))"

NOTHING TO SEE HERE! Besides the coolest emoticon this forum offers...


Edit:

Okay, there is a quote in this post!

(*): You say, "Haiden is late."
(*): Haiden says, "-.-."
(*): Haiden says, "I was on the phone."
(*): Ikkan says, "Better than too early."
(*): Ikkan says, "DOHOHOHOHO."

Gaudiguch?

The girls definately have sun kissed skin so hot it'll melt your popsicle.

Gaudi-guch-i girls, they're unforgettable!

(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have woken from my sleep."

(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I require a serf."

(Magnagora): Rhae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes, Marquis?"

(Magnagora): Malarious (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Run serfs, run in the name of Nil, run."

(Magnagora): Ruiku (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hide your loins, little boys."

(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A different, serf."



(*): You say, "Oh wait. I realized I'm a serf, I'm going back into hiding."

se
Antechamber in the Necropolis.
Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, northwest, down, and in.

in
The Portals of Magnagora.
You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see a single exit leading out.

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Serf Beldoria, I note you walked passed me. Get back here."

(*): You say, "Oh you...you..."

out
Antechamber in the Necropolis.
Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, northwest, down, and in.

You tilt your head curiously at Jigan.

Jigan gets some gold sovereigns from a black clay backpack embedded with fossils.

Jigan gives * gold sovereigns to you.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Fetch me a pair of slippers."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Or die trying."

Jigan puts some gold sovereigns in a black clay backpack embedded with fossils.

You say, "Umm, whay kind of slippers, sir?"

You say, "What. even."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Anything without ducks on them."

(*): You say, "Gonna get you the duck ones."

You nod your head emphatically.

You perform a graceful curtsey.


slippers132137: pearly slippers of ivory silk 1 300gp
slippers146042: a pair of apricot silk slippers 1 300gp
slippers147187: etched emerald slippers 1 300gp
slippers147279: delicate white satin slippers 1 300gp
slippers151354: a pair of silk slippers 1 300gp
slippers113378: delicate velvet slippers 1 300gp
slippers70958: cheerful yellow duck slippers 1 300gp
slippers165600: a pair of pink fuzzy bunny slippers 1 300gp
slippers165633: fluffy white bunny slippers 1 300gp

(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Beldoria, if you manage to kill this beast that's killing everyone and make it into slippers for me, I will pay you well."

You pay 300 sovereigns and receive a pair of pink fuzzy bunny slippers.



Antechamber in the Necropolis.
Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, northwest, down, and in.

You give a pair of pink fuzzy bunny slippers to Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking.

Jigan removes a pair of steel-enhanced combat boots.

You nod your head sagely.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Keep the rest of the gold."

Jigan slips into a pair of pink fuzzy bunny slippers.

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "If the beast comes back to Magnagora, do not strike at it immediately, but do locate it."

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say, "Thank you."

(*): You say, "Jigan."

Jigan stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

(*): Jigan says, "Mm?"

(*): You say, "You're scary sometimes."

(*): You say, "Even when you're not doing something scary."

(*): Jigan says, "Go to the Megalith, it'll get better."

Jigan leaves to the northwest.

(*): You say, "...are you going to kill me?"

Centre of the Necropolis.
A magnificent chandelier featuring the Magnagoran Pantheon hangs high overhead here, bathing the area in sable and sanguine light. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. The Keeper of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. Swirling eddies of chaotic ether dance around a marble shrine to Morgfyre that holds a crystal model of the planispheres. There are 3 wights here. A zombie sways back and forth here, dripping chunks of flesh. There are 12 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. Gnawing on the leather bit of her reins, a shaggy, calm war goat with black, leathery wings waits here. Crying out the latest news, Rasshid d'Sifal strolls purposefully through the streets. Vliuun n'Kylbar, Servant of Change is here. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand. Lothringen d'Murani, Crescendo of Transformation is here. He wields a darkwood mandolin encased in iron filigree and bone in his left hand. Sohei Sahmiam m'Viraz, Speaker of the Silent is here, shrouded. He wields a dark serrated chain with both hands. Sohei Kalas Malarious, of the Eternal Deception is here, shrouded. He wields a viciously barbed iron chain with both hands. Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking is here. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand. Estwald n'Kylbar is here, shrouded. He wields a grim mandolin of ebony wood and bone in his left hand and a jagged edged shield with a lich emblem in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking hums quietly, shuffling around in in circles in a pair of pink fuzzy bunny slippers.

(*): You say, "...omg."

Jigan points accusingly at Vecanamu.

"What?" Vecanamu asks curiously.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Vecanamu, "Obtain for me a lawn with a chair so I might murder children who stray on it."

Vecanamu looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Vecanamu, "Ensure it has plenty of earth in it. I might want to seal a few into the earth."

Marquis Vecanamu Dawneye says, "Just claim the earth plane."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking smacks his hands together, making a "squish" sound, as he continues to shuffle in circles, dirtying his slippers.

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Vecanamu, "Do I look like I want to be kicking people with big swords off my lawn?"

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Besides, I don't want to do any actual gardening."

Sohei Kalas Malarious, of the Eternal Deception says, "No, you seem likely to hire people with big swords to keep people off your lawn though."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Malarious, "What's the point in owning a lawn if I can't explode kids who play on it?"

Sohei Kalas Malarious, of the Eternal Deception says, "And where do you own this lawn?"

Muttering, Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "Tough about this "Ball" or "Convex playing disc made of light wood." My invisible "Keep of the Damn Lawn" signs are clear enough."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says to Malarious, "Still need to get one."

Tapping the side of his nose, Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking says, "You know it's a right proper invisible sign 'cause you can't see it. So you know it's invisible."

Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark God of Cooking shuffles around in his circles faster, leaving little pink tuffs of fluff from his slippers as he finally shuffles off to the south with a loud "Whee!"

put 50 vial in vacuum
You put 13 garnet vials into an Envirofinity Vacuum.
An Envirofinity Vacuum will not fit what you're putting into it.
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
A strange, mechanized voice says, "Hello, Siam! Zis is Professor Gargle von Fixit with a schmall notice for you: AH-WOOOOOGA! AH-WOOOOOGA! Envirofinity Vacuum containment unit is FULL! PLEASE REMOVE SCHOMETHINGS BEFORE USE, YA? Zank you, come again..."
6250h, 6550m, 6930e, 10p, 27900en, 30900w elr-
A turquoise vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A beryl vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A beryl vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A garnet vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A garnet vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A turquoise vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
An emerald vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A turquoise vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A garnet vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A turquoise vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A garnet vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A garnet vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
A garnet vial comes flying back out of an Envirofinity Vacuum and bops you in the face before falling into your hands.
6250h, 6475m, 6930e, 10p, 27900en, 30900w elr-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.

So that's why you want my nose.



Because yours is so flat. ^^

Nonsense. I collect noses. I'll string them all and make a necklace.

Demetrios needs to get in here and do a Gaudiguch version of Snoop Dogg's part in that song!

Phoebus blinks.

Phoebus peers at a crying baby unscrupulously.

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "When did I get this?"

Phoebus drops a crying baby.

Shedrin raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Dull chiming noises echo in the distance at regular intervals, the sound of hammers on crystal.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Instructor Sakr, Scholar of Re-education raises his eyebrows.

Instructor Daraius Shavatt says, "Phoebus."

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "What? It's not mine."

You say to Phoebus, "You don't drop babies!"

Instructor Daraius Shavatt says, "That's even worse."

Archmage Shedrin Skyplume, Pro Sophistrum Aeromantum says, "Why are you stealing babies."

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "I just looked in my hands and there it was!"

Instructor Sakr, Scholar of Re-education smiles and says, "If that's how you are going to treat babies, you shouldn't have children."

Archmage Shedrin Skyplume, Pro Sophistrum Aeromantum says, "I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "It wasn't me!"

You say, "What's Javek going to think!"

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "I mean, I didn't pick it up or anything."

Daraius picks up a crying baby.

Archmage Shedrin Skyplume, Pro Sophistrum Aeromantum says, "Article II, Section II."

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "It was just kind of in my hands."

Archmage Shedrin Skyplume, Pro Sophistrum Aeromantum says, "You were probably drunk as well."

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says to Shedrin, "I didn't abuse the baby or anything, I just put it on the floor."

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "What!"

Archmage Shedrin Skyplume, Pro Sophistrum Aeromantum says, "Article II, Section V."

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "I was just hanging out with Arte!"

Instructor Sakr, Scholar of Re-education says to Daraius, "Give me the baby, i'll take care of it."

Instructor Daraius Shavatt palms a crying baby's head in one hand and holds it at arm's length.

You say, "That explains it!"

Instructor Sakr, Scholar of Re-education says, "In "hanging out" babies happen."

Daraius gives a crying baby to Instructor Sakr, Scholar of Re-education.

The corners of Sakr's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze says, "Whu-."

You nod your head sagely at Sakr.

Phoebus blushes furiously.

Instructor Phoebus Skyplume, The Tender Breeze exclaims, "No!"

I guess babies happen when you "hang out"

Instructor Daraius Shavatt palms a crying baby's head in one hand and holds it at arm's length.