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by Shiri

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Unknown2010-07-11 21:47:13
My favorite part was the inch long nipples. On a faeling. Proportions, anyone?
Ssaliss2010-07-11 21:58:31
Viola? 'zat you?
Nori2010-07-11 22:14:36
Spark Haumea shouts, "On."
Unknown2010-07-11 23:25:59
QUOTE (casilu @ Jul 11 2010, 04:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She is a nimble faeling and stands at a third of the height of a human. ... Inch long nipples poke against the fabric covering her expansive teardrop shaped F-cup breasts, Her upper body sweeps into a tiny waist, only half of the circumference of her chest and her wide hips that it flares dramatically back into. The defined soft abs of her toned stomach sweep downward toward where her thighs join her body. The curve of her lower back turns sharply when it reaches the cheeks of her rear, her silhouette curving over the luscious bulge of her rear before reaching the crease where it meets with the back of her soft thighs. ... She is wearing 6 rustic rings of blossoms, a thin turquoise band, a close-fitting collar of heavy golden links, a black lace garter belt, sheer white thigh-high stockings, a scandalous pair of low-slung thong panties, glittering purple high-heeled boots, crimson-flecked black silk gloves, a delicate corset of black floral lace, 2 knight's scabbards of ruby flames, a simple onyx ring, a diamond and sapphire droplet necklace, and a canvas backpack.


I'd hit that.
Razenth2010-07-11 23:31:06
I don't know whether they're being serious or just trolling.
Arix2010-07-11 23:31:32
QUOTE (casilu @ Jul 11 2010, 02:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She is a nimble faeling and stands at a third of the height of a human. ... Inch long nipples poke against the fabric covering her expansive teardrop shaped F-cup breasts, Her upper body sweeps into a tiny waist, only half of the circumference of her chest and her wide hips that it flares dramatically back into. The defined soft abs of her toned stomach sweep downward toward where her thighs join her body. The curve of her lower back turns sharply when it reaches the cheeks of her rear, her silhouette curving over the luscious bulge of her rear before reaching the crease where it meets with the back of her soft thighs. ... She is wearing 6 rustic rings of blossoms, a thin turquoise band, a close-fitting collar of heavy golden links, a black lace garter belt, sheer white thigh-high stockings, a scandalous pair of low-slung thong panties, glittering purple high-heeled boots, crimson-flecked black silk gloves, a delicate corset of black floral lace, 2 knight's scabbards of ruby flames, a simple onyx ring, a diamond and sapphire droplet necklace, and a canvas backpack.



ARGH CANNOT BE UNSEEN

Also, illithoid worms don't fit in elfen. move on
Unknown2010-07-11 23:37:16
I changed Xin's description:

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He is a nimble faeling and has long, white hair like Sephiroth but also a dark, brooding look like Edward Cullen. His eyes are dark and brooding. They are tough eyes that have seen a lot of hard times but at the same time hide a sensitive side that he only shows to women he gets very close to. He seems really tough, and his glare sends a chill thru your soul but you also suspect he could be the most charming guy you could ever meet if you just took the time to get past his hard shell. He is wild but maybe someone could tame him? Anyway, his shoulders are like small boulders that turn you on. His arms are covered with bulges that are also muscles that guide your eyes to a heavily muscled chest. His abs are hard and perfect and you could grill bacon on them. His pants conceal his manhood which is also bulging promisingly. It is like he could kill ten men and then listen all about how your day was afterward and be genuinely interested and not just faking it like that Steve or whoever.
Sylphas2010-07-11 23:37:48
QUOTE (Arix @ Jul 11 2010, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, illithoid worms don't fit in elfen. move on


Can we please start phrasing this some other way? unsure.gif
Shaddus2010-07-11 23:53:58
Xinemus, me and my ladyfriend are damned near rolling on the floor. Thank you.
Arix2010-07-12 00:02:30
QUOTE (Sylphas @ Jul 11 2010, 04:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can we please start phrasing this some other way? unsure.gif


now that you pointed it out, no.

Unknown2010-07-12 00:23:19
QUOTE
Chanting hoarsely, Ruiku is suddenly engulfed in a blaze of dark fire, rising up from the ashes as a ghost.
{* Ruiku is a GHOST! *}
4260h, 4020m, 3660e, 10p, elrxk<>-|Safe|{23:58.08}
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A ghostly apparition floats here.
{* A scary GHOST is here! *}
You see a single exit leading south (open door).
{* A scary GHOST is here! *}


woooooo scary...
Unknown2010-07-12 00:42:34
Jesus christ, I need mind-bleach. ><. That's just...eeuugh.
Chalcedony2010-07-12 01:02:36
... I couldn't finish reading it.
Rael2010-07-12 03:23:22
QUOTE

Guildmaster: Tau (The Hidden Messiah)
Guild Administrator: Janalon (The Mother of Nightmares)
Guild Champion: Thul (The Tenebrous Wrath)
Divine Patron: Nocht, the Silent
Guild Envoy: Thul (Dreamer of Despairs)
Security: Lerad and Razik
Protectors: (nobody)
Secretaries: Kheyga, Kalaneya, and Astraea
Undersecretaries: Thul, Zac, Lerad, Razik, Coyoto, and Darjoro
Guild Archivists: Thul, Kheyga, Janalon, Kalaneya, and Astraea
Collegium Professors: Thul, Kheyga, Janalon, Zac, Tau, Lerad,
Kalaneya, Razik, Coyoto, Darjoro, and Astraea


Novice aides: (nobody)
Able to inguild and promote: (nobody)

more


He's everywhere!
Thul2010-07-12 03:34:29
Champ doesn't come with novicehood-speeding abilities, apparently. >_>
Unknown2010-07-12 03:47:29
Teehee..

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(Glomdoring): Estarra says, "Who's been transferring glomdoring credits?"
» Estarra added to Glomdoring
Shaddus2010-07-12 03:54:03
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Jul 11 2010, 10:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Teehee..

Lol. Nice.
Janalon2010-07-12 04:03:36
QUOTE (Rael @ Jul 11 2010, 11:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He's everywhere!


Thul can fight as well as he can write. Truly a renaissance bear.


Esano2010-07-12 05:38:48
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ANNOUNCE NEWS #1604
Date: 7/12/2010 at 5:15
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: City/Commune Credit Bug

We have just been alerted to a bug that dates back to May wherein
credits being transferred out of the city or commune weren't being
properly deducted. We've tracked back all the credits that weren't
correctly deducted and made the necessary adjustments. The following
amounts have been deducted from each organization:

Celest - 3264
Hallifax - 1450
Glomdoring - 985
Magnagora - 130
Serenwilde - 190
Gaudiguch - 70

If you notice any similar bug in the future, please alert us
immediately. It will be lot less painful once the reckoning comes.

Penned by My hand on the 3rd of Dvarsh, in the year 269 CE.

Wow. Nasty credit sale backlash.

So, uh, how many credits does Celest have now? -1500?
Sylphas2010-07-12 05:53:38
How do you spend that many without realizing there's an issue?