Ends in confusion does too many alts.

Partial revenge:

Lakya says to Pectus, "You foul the air about me."
A wry smile spreads across Pectus's face.
Childishly, Lakya sticks her tongue out at Pectus.
Lakya says, "And as for your dirty food."
Pectus Dawneye, Whisper of the Wyrd laughingly says, "You have a giant phallus
as a nexus. I wouldn't talk about foul if I were you."



(clan): Pectus (from the Aetherways) says, "D: Penisnexus."

For future reference, when playing alts, please take the time to distinguish between each alt. Usually I'm pretty good but there is the occasional:

(Magnagora): You say, "Farewell, Celest."
(Magnagora): You say, "Erm."
(Magnagora): You say, "Oh."
(Magnagora): You say, "Well now. Nothing to see here."
(Magnagora): Ixion (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "..."

Ixion enters from the up, emanating an aura of immense power.
Ixion has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.
Ixion thumps you on the forehead.
You cough softly.

(Magnagora): Lavinya says, "Heh nasty slip. Farewell."

You say, "I-I'm s-sorry sir."
Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist says, "Beat the rust out of your ears
Fodder."
You nod your head emphatically.
You say, "Yes, Sir."
Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist says, "When you return I trust you'll
remember your home.."
You say, "Of course, Sir."
Patriarch Kalas Ixion, of the Black Fist says, "Good, be gone."

It happens. You had grace so I couldn't very well slit your throat to quiet that nonsense, so a thump had to suffice!

Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth shouts, "There we have it,
people! Xena runs from solo combat as well!"

Sister Faenae Eli'Silar shouts, "Against an ascendant? She is like 16."

Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth shouts, "She challenged me to
the duel, Faenae."

Nightbourne Kalas Destridas, the Fist of Luciphage shouts, "If she is going to
challenge an Ascendant to a duel, then she needs to stay and fight or perhaps
she is merely attempting to show the true nature of Celest.....cowardice."

Sister Faenae Eli'Silar shouts, "Excuse me.. thirteen."

(*): Siam says, "Someone save us from the shouting."

(Newbie): Skein says, "Do keep in mind - SHOUTSOFF will remove this banter from
your hearing!"

(*): You say, "Lol. Perfect timing."

It happens. You had grace so I couldn't very well slit your throat to quiet that nonsense, so a thump had to suffice!

I felt really bad...

I've been having trouble separating my characters from each other lately, I think it's because most of them are in the same OOC clans... I may have to take Lakya and Zayden out of them. Though Zayden's a terrified little whelp so he's pretty distinctive.

Though with Lakya, since she's got balls of iron (just you wait and see >.>) I'll be able to sort out my identity crisis soon. She's such a on the inside.

So many descriptions I see are redolent of Mary Sue Syndrome... striking eyes ("piercing" is actually the poster child for this), incomparable beauty, various amazing unique features, and of course forcing judgments on the viewer.

It hurts me! It hurts!

I guess we'll have to split open your chest cavity, find said censored item, and nurture it.

(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "Taraj, I won't have any son of mine denying a man of his inner princess."
(Aeromancers): Taraj says, "I am only denying the outer princess."
(Aeromancers): Taraj says, "It must be crushed."
(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "One day you're gonna wake up in a cursed pink dress, kiddo."

If I were on my main, I would have shouted "At least Esano is targeting enemies, Krin."

Sadly, I was on an alt with no knowledge of such things, and who is not a high enough level to shout.

Ishanali has been supremely dominated and her soul chained into servitude by the Master of Nil, Luciphage.

If I were on my main, I would have shouted "At least Esano is targeting enemies, Krin."

I lost it.

My first character in Achaea (my first MUD character ever, actually) was a female Atavian who wanted people to see her as a male. She would be thrilled if she could move over to Lusternia, where genderbending gender confusion is perfectly normal. I'd like to think that she was a strong female character, because she always tried to hold herself to higher standards than what she saw from most women.