Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Unknown2010-08-07 21:52:54
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Widened exit chamber.
Shimmering with aetheric energy, a bright glowing portal floats here in midair. Ensign Fritz Moonpie stands here, quietly humming to himself. A painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of an iron door is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
You see exits leading up and through a bright, glowing portal.


Can't remember if anyone quoted it.
Vathael2010-08-07 23:15:23
(Jhagar): Fillin says, "Revan, please stop ignoring this noob and make robes for her. She'll probably mudsex you afterward."
Vathael2010-08-08 02:09:01
(Jhagar): You say, "Are you bill gates."
10035h, 5291m, 7590e, 10p, 24900en, 28514w elrxk<>- {38.115} -22

(Jhagar): Fillin (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "No, but I taught him everything he knows."
10035h, 5295m, 7590e, 10p, 24900en, 28549w elrxk<>- {47.007} +4
clt lol
(Jhagar): You say, "Lol."
10035h, 5295m, 7590e, 10p, 24900en, 28546w elrxk<>- {50.1899}

(Jhagar): Fillin (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "(that's why Windows sucks)"
10035h, 5313m, 7590e, 10p, 24900en, 28591w elrxk<>- {65.1189} +18
Shaddus2010-08-08 04:13:06
Deathsight:
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Yuniko could not cope with the complexity of an omnitruncated dodecahedron.


Awesomeness! :thumbsup:
Unknown2010-08-08 04:42:41
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(Serenwilde): Raeri says, "In a sunny grove by the river, an elder moonhart tree sits. Kept in good company by three lazy timberwolves and marked by a half-flattened milestone, it gazes amiably upon the travellers beneath its eaves. But what's this I hear amidst the rustling of its leaves - Through the gentle whispers of a breeze? A longing for the company of a friendly druid, to be just south of the Moonhart Mother Tree!


Ever-sweet, Raeri!
Unknown2010-08-08 06:12:50
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Hurling a fist into the air, Ambassador Saverian n'Kylbar exclaims, "WE ARE TRANSFORMATION!"

The crowd roars in a collective chant, "SAVER-IAN! SAVER-IAN! SAVER-IAN! SAVER-IAN!"

The curtains draw to a close on a steel stage, signaling the conclusion of the performance of 'A Sight Amidst the Darkness'.

Seditionist Alisa n'Kylbar, Savourer of Cruelty says, "We are n'Kylbar!"

Xarcon claps his hands together merrily.

Alisa's eyes sparkle with amusement.

The air above a steel stage flickers one last time and clears, as the recorded performance of 'A Sight Amidst the Darkness' concludes.

(CLAN): You say, "We are Sparta."

Revan flashes Alisa a joyous smile.

(CLAN): You say, "Ahem.. Sorry."


Teehee..
Ameryth2010-08-08 06:43:13
The head of Wigberht has exploded.
You see the death occur at a showcase of artistry

Now that is nice art.
Casilu2010-08-08 06:45:43
QUOTE (Ameryth @ Aug 7 2010, 11:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The head of Wigberht has exploded.
You see the death occur at a showcase of artistry

Now that is nice art.


Sander Cohen?
Jack2010-08-08 10:32:26
QUOTE (casilu @ Aug 8 2010, 07:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sander Cohen?

That is basically my character concept. At first I was like "Lucidian mad scientist? Eh, it's a little cliche... Trill mad artist!"
Furien2010-08-08 11:16:12
Acolyte Eliara, Student of Pain says to you, "It's an apology cake."

About the size of a large human fist, this small one-layer cake has been
positioned in the centre of its plate. It has been frosted with a thick,
off-white buttercream, with small stars piped around the top edge. The
frosting itself is faintly speckled, likely from the addition of ground
cinnamon and brown sugar.
Piped in frosting on it are the words:
I'm So Sorry!
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 10 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Black Chef Sotsepmet Koicei, Imp Summoner.
It has been stamped with the seal of Twilight Delights Cooking Cartel.

Acolyte Eliara, Student of Pain says to you, "For. You know. Utterly destroying all your Bromides."


<3 <3 <3
Unknown2010-08-08 15:27:50
Uruk2010-08-08 19:13:01
QUOTE (Rainydays @ Aug 8 2010, 10:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


History Nerd getting the better of me...


The Swastika dates back thousands of years (9500 BC), and until WWII had no negative meaning, and is actually still used quite a bit today by various countries as a symbol... in addition to that the German version of the swastika was turned 45 degrees....



Flag of the Finnish Air Force:



Oh! And the Secret Nazi Base in the video you linked is a Naval Base in San Diego (Coronado IIRC) and that building's the NEX (also IIRC). Though I work for AAFES and have to admit..... Probably not a coincidence.... suspicious.gif

/HistoryNerd
Casilu2010-08-08 19:15:57
QUOTE (Jack @ Aug 8 2010, 03:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That is basically my character concept. At first I was like "Lucidian mad scientist? Eh, it's a little cliche... Trill mad artist!"


Do I get an achievement for killing you, then painting your body?


Also, http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/omg-secret-nazi.
Rodngar2010-08-08 20:11:27
The fact that the secret nazi meme isn't widely known anymore makes me feel suddenly old.
Casilu2010-08-08 20:16:17
QUOTE (Rodngar @ Aug 8 2010, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The fact that the secret nazi meme isn't widely known anymore makes me feel suddenly old.


I knew right away, if that makes you feel any better.


Also:



(clan): Neos says, "I want to say love for that, but you creep me out."

sad.gif
Aerotan2010-08-08 20:38:33
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A vial covered in iridescent butterflies tells you, "A coral vial is following my sister."
Stalker vials. Is this workplace harassment?
Sylandra2010-08-09 06:22:02
QUOTE (Aerotan @ Aug 8 2010, 04:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stalker vials. Is this workplace harassment?

laugh.gif I want my vials to say that. Fantastic.
Gregori2010-08-09 07:38:52
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<01:36:14> Sotsepmet tells you, "I love you."
<01:36:27> You tell Black Chef Sotsepmet Koicei, Imp Summoner, "I love me too."
<01:36:50> Sotsepmet tells you, "Don't you just love uppity novices with the dominate spell?"
<01:37:05> Sotsepmet tells you, "Excuse me. I need to go and beat mine."
Llesvelt2010-08-09 11:44:06
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Ah, balance.
Unknown2010-08-09 12:51:35
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You wildly jab a bright iron katana at a baby rat. You stab him with a light puncture.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
The point of the blade thrusts through a baby rat's body and emerges from his back, jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his face. He finally slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain a baby rat.
» Kills: 1 Deaths: 0 (a baby rat)


The first time I ever used a katana on Aeral. I'm not joking. Sakr was there.

I bought the katana for the Nil of it.