Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Unknown2010-08-09 13:45:54
Yesterday I went to kill a weevil for the first time in three years and got a world-shattering. Of course. rolleyes.gif
Sakr2010-08-09 16:34:57
we traded staffs after graduating from swinging an axe and katana at each other in the arena.

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Aquamage Aeral Ama'nar'isil Vryce, Fury of the Reefs says, "What do you normally do you your staff?"
Aquamage Aeral Ama'nar'isil Vryce, Fury of the Reefs says, "Mine is twirl staff, point staff..."
You say to Aeral, "You don't ask guys that normally, you know."
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Aquamage Aeral Ama'nar'isil Vryce, Fury of the Reefs says, "And raise staff."
Aeral looks up into the air for divine inspiration.
Aquamage Aeral Ama'nar'isil Vryce, Fury of the Reefs says, "God."

Angels Armoury.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Wooden shelves line this cozy little shop, mostly empty except for shavings of wood and the stray tool abandoned by those who built it. The floors of the shop are polished marble, matching the shimmering stone used to form the walls. A jade dragon turtle with a spiky tail rests here, an air of majesty on her features. Jazella fidgets here. She wields a triple-ring silver tahto staff with both hands. Aeral is here, rubbing her chin thoughtfully. She wields a delicate crystal staff in her left hand. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north (open door) and down (closed door).

Aquamage Aeral Ama'nar'isil Vryce, Fury of the Reefs says, "My own brother."
Aeral looks about herself suspiciously.
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
Aquamage Aeral Ama'nar'isil Vryce, Fury of the Reefs says, "My mind has been raped."
Aquamage Aeral Ama'nar'isil Vryce, Fury of the Reefs says, "RAPED."
Unknown2010-08-09 17:38:05
QUOTE (Falcon @ Aug 9 2010, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
we traded staffs after graduating from swinging an axe and katana at each other in the arena.


I don't like you. >.>

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Yes. I went there:
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(clan): Aliod says, "Look, she is in denial."

(clan): Anyania says, "You just like playing with your sword."

(clan): Aliod says, "SOMEONE HAD TOO."

(clan): Anyania says, "Your sword is too teeny for my liking."

Later:

(clan): Anyania says, "I can see it now, Kerras to Aliod: OH baby.. I'll show you how big my sword is.-remove hat-."
Shaddus2010-08-09 18:41:42


Talan has been eaten by a grue.
You see the death occur at passing beneath a labyrinth of towering pillars.
Unknown2010-08-09 18:44:34
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New Character
A new character named Phuxake was created.


... no.
Shaddus2010-08-09 18:46:31
QUOTE (Zarquan @ Aug 9 2010, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... no.

I don't get it.

Edit: Wait, now I do. Lulz.
Llesvelt2010-08-09 19:01:35
You tell Junior Fellow Prav Objevit, B. TS, "Your file will be updated, naturally, Comrade."

Prav tells you, "What file is that?"

You tell Junior Fellow Prav Objevit, B. TS, "Classified information."
Ixion2010-08-09 22:24:06
You thrust your arm out in a quick jab at Atsori.
You connect!
You have slain Atsori.
Atsori leaves to the ether.
The Orange Team has been annihilated!
You shout out a cheer as you realise all other teams are beaten!

laugh.gif falcon punch.
Llesvelt2010-08-09 22:46:02
Talking about Celest, good timing:

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You say, "They practise an archaic and irrational form of government. Their Theocracy is an empty farce, yet they would not give it up. Clearly they are brainwashed."

Your grace is automatically removed.
Sylandra2010-08-09 22:49:04
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Aug 9 2010, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Talking about Celest, good timing:

Adding to this:

You say, "It's amazing how many Celestians I've talked to in these past few months alone."

You ponder the situation.

Big Sister Casilu, of the Collective Family says, "They're a talkative bunch."

You rub your chin thoughtfully, raise your eyebrow and say, "I see..."

Big Sister Casilu, of the Collective Family says, "And crazed."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Casilu.

You say to Casilu, "More crazed than yourself?"

Big Sister Casilu, of the Collective Family sticks out her tongue and says to you, "I am from Celest, you know."

Deputy Chairman Llesvelt Shavatt, Gentleman of Hallifax says, "They practise an archaic and irrational form of government. Their Theocracy is an empty farce, yet they would not give it up. Clearly they are brainwashed."

Llesvelt shrugs helplessly.

You say to Mirai, "Anyway, welcome to Hallifax, good to see you!"

^I love how when Mirai is mindless this conversation happens.
Ameryth2010-08-10 01:58:00
(Market): Ixia says, "Credit for fale."

Yes. Yes it is.
Shiri2010-08-10 07:25:00
Chaote Xentri says, "There's a sexual overtone, is my point."

Archprelate Xypher Stormcrow says, "If I wished to see something of that nature
I'd pester my butterfly."

Arix Carthan says, "That what they call it now? 'Pestering the butterfly'?"

Archprelate Xypher Stormcrow says to Arix, "My wife is a faeling that might as
well be a butterfly."
Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame winks conspiratorially at Xypher.


Normally I wouldn't quote something like this but it made me laugh that Mesadari chose that sentence to wink at for some reason.

EDIT: Oh, nevermind, it's "faeling" he seems to like...weird
Ameryth2010-08-10 07:26:09
Zephyrine has been beaten to a pulp by a melancholy snowdrop fae.

That Fae is a bit more than melancholy
Unknown2010-08-10 07:34:46
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You thrust your arm out in a quick jab at Atsori.
You connect!
You have slain Atsori.
Atsori leaves to the ether.
The Orange Team has been annihilated!
You shout out a cheer as you realise all other teams are beaten!

laugh.gif falcon punch.


That's in such poor taste, I'm removing it - Fain
Shaddus2010-08-10 07:37:15
Thats extremely macabre.
Unknown2010-08-10 07:40:43
I'm Celestian... we're repressed.
Lilian2010-08-10 12:07:23
That's the ugliest link I've ever seen o.0
Arix2010-08-10 12:10:21
QUOTE (Shiri @ Aug 10 2010, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Chaote Xentri says, "There's a sexual overtone, is my point."

Archprelate Xypher Stormcrow says, "If I wished to see something of that nature
I'd pester my butterfly."

Arix Carthan says, "That what they call it now? 'Pestering the butterfly'?"

Archprelate Xypher Stormcrow says to Arix, "My wife is a faeling that might as
well be a butterfly."
Mesadari Rhiero, Keeper of the Eternal Flame winks conspiratorially at Xypher.


Normally I wouldn't quote something like this but it made me laugh that Mesadari chose that sentence to wink at for some reason.

EDIT: Oh, nevermind, it's "faeling" he seems to like...weird



Ha ha, you quoted my lowbrow sexual innuendo. no redeeming you now
Unknown2010-08-10 15:40:15
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You give a Wand of Ice to Woodland Sage Eamon Starleaf.
Eamon gives a Wand of Ice to you.
(x): Eamon says, "I don't want to play with Gregori's wand, Sadie."
(x): You say, "Why?"
(x): Aiyana says, "...EW EAMON D: EW."
(x): Eamon says, "I thought SOMEONE would get it."
(x): You say, ".____."
(x): Eamon says, "Way to never let me down, Aiyana."
You give a Wand of Ice to Druid Lehki Talnara, of the Rabid Beasts.
(x): Kalin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eamon secretly loves my cold frigid wand."
Entranced by a Wand of Ice, Lehki emits a long "Ooooh."
Woodland Sage Eamon Starleaf says, "Lick it. Go on, I dare you."
Lehki gives Eamon the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
Druid Lehki Talnara, of the Rabid Beasts says to Eamon, "My tongue would probably freeze to it."
Eamon nods his head in agreement.
Lehki chews his lip, deep in thought.
Druid Lehki Talnara, of the Rabid Beasts says, "I mean really, it would freeze."
Druid Lehki Talnara, of the Rabid Beasts says, "It has leather bands for a handle and can still barely hold it."
Lehki licks a Wand of Ice.
Lehki runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.
Lehki runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.
Woodland Sage Eamon Starleaf asks, "Tongue get stuck?"
(x): Kalin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*from somewhere far off the sound of gregori giggling is heard*."
Lehki nods his head emphatically.
Lehki flaps his arms madly.
Woodland Sage Eamon Starleaf says, "Funny, I thought that would have set it off..."
Druid Lehki Talnara, of the Rabid Beasts says, "Aaaah."
Druid Lehki Talnara, of the Rabid Beasts says, "Uull hit uuhf."
Lehki flaps his arms madly.
Glaring at Eamon, Lehki prods him repeatedly, the height of rudeness.
Woodland Sage Eamon Starleaf grasps the wand in one hand and pries it off of his tongue.
Lehki runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.
"Ooowwwww!", Lehki whines.


*in the middle of fending off some brave Glomlings that came to raid after we killed Albiorix for disturbing our wand session*
Unknown2010-08-10 16:22:54
Oh! You were using the wand as a sort of innuendo!