Hehe. Eliara. Even though I spoke, I don't think it counts as posting myself, as I'm not the subject.

(We were discussing the Gourmonds)
Acolyte Eliara, Student of Pain says, "I intend to inherit it when you die."

Eliara's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Acolyte Eliara, Student of Pain smiles and says, "But until then, I'll wait my
turn."

You say, "You know I'm an immortal archlich, right?"

Exotic, heady fragrances of pungent cinnamon and myrrh tickle your senses,
mixing with a slick, oily aroma.

Acolyte Eliara, Student of Pain says, "I hadn't taken that into account, no."

>_>

Ya'll need to chill.

(*): * says, "Watched Passion of the Christ yesterday... longest... snuff movie... ever."

Eew...

(Crimson Council): Fain says, "You will immediately begin enlarging yourself Nariah."

Fain wants me to get a boob job.

Everyone I've ever known has spelled it ya'll as well. Then, I moved to Arkansas and suddenly it's y'all. Weird! I spell it ya'll. Always have, always will.

I was happy with you Nariah!!

TRULY HAPPY!

...But left me for Ixion....

You say to Revan, "Would you like to be spending 205 million essence only to find the trans veneration to be basketweaving ability?"

An eloquent voice, tinged with amusement, says, "Ah... you don't like basketweaving?"

Sobbing quietly, a pleading voice says, "Then Veneration is not for you."

A throaty and seductive voice luxuriantly says, "Insofar as its powers..."

A gibbering voice of pure madness says, "Well as you cleverly figured out, you will gain the basketweaving ability."

A heated, argumentative voice says, "You will be able to weave baskets into all sorts of shapes, you can even turn a basket back into a tree at the highest ability levels."

Doctor Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Can we weave these baskets into duch trees that will unroot and rampage across the Basin in wooden fury?"
Doctor Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Such trees, rather."

You say, "Unless I can turn Glomdoring into one big basket of detritus that won't be very beneficial."

A bashful, embarrassed voice says, "Basically, yes."

You say, "In addition to basketweaving, we'll also have knitting theory right?"

In a fit of unhinged laughter, a gibbering voice says, "No, that is for followers of Fain."

You chuckle long and heartily.

Doctor Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Poor Nariah."
Doctor Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Her dream come true... an old knitting widow."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Lawliet says, "Eventru's a perv o.0."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Ayisdra says, "Congrats?"

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "Why?"

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "What he do?"

(The Hartfire Hearth): Lawliet says, "He missed something onto a clan, said, 'ignore that', I responded with 'But you know something!' and he came back with 'Yes. What you did in Doman's manse last winter.'"

(Market): You say, "Aethershop trinity, kegs at 120g, bromide at 130g, recharges, Enchantments, and soon coming unenchanted jewelry."

Toracu tells you, "Your potions are my god."




... if I raise the prices, does it mean that god is angry and demands more cookies?

That would be if there were massive typos in the emotes.

Discussing whether we should prepare a descending ceremony for Thoros and Narsrim:

(Gasflame Repertoire): Othero says, ""Sorry you got descended, have some emotes"."

(Gasflame Repertoire): Esano says, ""I got descended and all I got was this lame RP log"."

Lol. I love getting random messages like this.

How I enjoy test servers and their weirdness...

Apprentice Zafirah says to you, "I have one!"
Zafirah pats a bloated silk spider in a friendly manner.
A bloated silk spider growls menacingly at Zafirah.
A bloated silk spider scourges Zafirah with its legs.
A bloated silk spider jumps onto Zafirah, biting deep into her flesh.
Apprentice Zafirah says, "Oh for.."

I think the spider is very clearly anti snuggling.

You say to Zafirah, "Of course not. Now run along, little girl who is hated by spiders."
Apprentice Zafirah says, "Of course, man who is hated by little girl who is hated by spiders."
(The Jackal's Wardrobe): Zafirah says, "Mwishblgwihbs for sort."

I got the test and normal servers mixed up.

See that, Nejii? That's what happens when you play alts, mkay?

Oh, the irony.