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by Shiri

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Shaddus2010-08-17 08:57:04
QUOTE
You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with motes of bright light.
You sense Yiila pulling on the strands of aether surrounding you.
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{{{ Equilibrium Recovered }}}
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def
Your inner serpent is bloated with 778 ego.
Your fighting stance is defending your legs.
You are an archlich.
Your body is prepared for lichdom when death comes knocking.
Bat-like wings sprout out of your back.
You have insomnia, and cannot easily go to sleep.
Your insides are warmed by a fire potion.
You have ingested the kafe bean and are feeling extremely energetic.
You are tempered against fire damage.
You are more ready to handle electric currents.
You are viewing the world through the third eye.
Your sense of time is heightened, and your reactions are speeded.
You are sensing disruptions in the aether.
You are protected by 13 defences.
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{{{ Equilibrium Recovered }}}
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facepalm
You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!
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Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and then quickly solidifies as Yiila comes into view.
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His tongue dancing gracefully, Yiila kisses you with melting passion.
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eww
You channel energy from your link with the Megalith of Doom.
{* You have <18> links left *}
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal swings two large flails at Yiila, crushing his gut and chest.
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"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.
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Yiila takes a drink from a jade vial.
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An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon Yiila's head, nearly knocking him unconscious.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal swings two large flails at Yiila, crushing his gut and chest.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon Yiila's head, nearly knocking him unconscious.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon Yiila's head, nearly knocking him unconscious.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon Yiila's head, nearly knocking him unconscious.
Yiila has been slain by an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal.
You reach over to comfort Yiila as he falls to the level of Illustrious.
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sigh
You give a pained sigh.
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take corpse
You pick up the corpse of Yiila.
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say don't ask.
You say, "Don't ask."
Yiila2010-08-17 09:52:03
Esano ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."
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You lean into Esano and kiss him long and tenderly.
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Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "That decides."
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One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
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Esano's attack rebounds off your magical shield.
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You say to Esano, "It was worth it."


<---LATER--->
The icy depths of the Inner Sea.
You see exits leading north, southeast, southwest, and up.
Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
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You are no longer stunned and have a brief stun immunity.
stand
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
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You are no longer immune from stun.
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st t esano
Target t = esano.
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whoa
Your eyes widen in disbelief as you softly exclaim, "Whoa."
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poke esano
With your mighty index finger extended, you poke Esano.
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<---my arse kicking here--->

"Ooowwwww!", you whine.
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"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.
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"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.
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"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.
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"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.
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"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.
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"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.
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"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.
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"I'm sorry!" you say with a blush.
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You fall to the ground as the last drops of life-giving blood drain out of your body.
You have been slain by Esano.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.


Esano tells you, "Not quite how it works."
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Later:

tell esano was it as good for you as it was for me, lover?

20) Esano: "I found the end unsatisfying. You died too early, and I didn't manage to finish by tearing your heart out of your chest. You need more stamina."

reply I do, perhaps you could hold me close and educate me a little more, hm?



That was so fun, I can't stop laughing. Esano was such a sport too, really made the butt kicking a good one.
Unknown2010-08-17 10:53:07
That's more annoying that funny..
Lawliet2010-08-17 10:56:36
...Why haven't they kicked you from Celest yet? tongue.gif
Yiila2010-08-17 11:18:07
Aw... why would they kick me from Celest? losewings.gif
Sakr2010-08-17 12:24:09
that is actually pretty funny smile.gif
Everiine2010-08-17 12:26:58
If this keeps up, Noola is going to have some serious competition for most sickeningly optimistic player. wink.gif
Ileein2010-08-17 13:16:22
QUOTE
Message #51 Sent by: Elostian
08/17 12:11 "You can send the completed file to my Divine receptacle that some refer to as 'e-mail'. It is a great and powerful device not properly understood by mortals."
Kiradawea2010-08-17 13:24:03
You should ask him what happened to the A, B, C and D mail systems.
Unknown2010-08-17 13:24:55
I use Gmail. wink.gif
Unknown2010-08-17 13:25:39
QUOTE (Yiila @ Aug 17 2010, 06:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
insert random Yiila butt kicking


See, this is why even when I'm completely getting pwned I can sit there and laugh at the screen as the text flies by. Especially when Ethelon's involved. He just makes my day.
Yiila2010-08-17 13:34:55
Yea I had no chance of even out healing Esano's staff blast, so I just kind of let it slide. He was a very good sport about things though.
Ileein2010-08-17 13:37:00
QUOTE
You bind together a slender book covered in formulas and theorems.
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ii book
You are wielding:
wand78938 : an amethyst wand in your left hand.
You are holding:
"book256466" a little purple book
"tome259026" a magic tome
"book160666" a slender book covered in formulas and theorems


Doom.
james2010-08-17 13:39:06
Kissing the enemy?!!? FORESHAME!
Unknown2010-08-17 13:40:13
QUOTE (Ileein)
Message #51 Sent by: Elostian
08/17 12:11 "You can send the completed file to my Divine receptacle that some refer to as 'e-mail'. It is a great and powerful device not properly understood by mortals."

laugh.gif Oh Elostian, you amuse me so.
Yiila2010-08-17 13:41:15
@tedd:
They asked for it!













Repeatedly! By name even! If I'm going to die anyway, might as well make it count for something. They get another notch in their belt and so do I, we both win! Teehee.
Ameryth2010-08-17 13:55:01
(Market): Rachael says, "Transcendent Tailoress for hire! As always, no filth."
...
(Market): Rachael says, "The Diamond Dahlia, furthest West shop in Celest! Good
shop for you men looking to buy sexy lingerie!"
james2010-08-17 14:04:53
The shop was made just for Jigan ohyeah.gif
Vathael2010-08-17 15:12:05
Antics:
CODE
(Magnagora): You say, "We need reinforcements at the Megalith to purge the demon kitten."

(Magnagora): Revan says, "MIDNIGHT LEGION ASSEMBLE!"

(Magnagora): Revan says, "There is an EVIL plaguing our megalith!"

(Magnagora): Halie (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "You mean that ugly thing that throws off the entire ambiance of the place?"

(Magnagora): You say, "That could very well be the one."

(Magnagora): Revan says, "We need all the force we can muster, for this is something the Engine has never before faced. Kethuru Himself may cower before this rotten curse."

--waiting waiting--

You say, "On my mark..."

You scream, "ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!"

You swing a sinister, serrated bone rapier at Milla the Peppermint Kitten. You cut her, opening up deep lacerations.

You swing a sinister, serrated bone rapier at Milla the Peppermint Kitten. You cut her, opening up deep lacerations.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!

Revan points his staff at Milla the Peppermint Kitten and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks which engulf her body.

Lothringen plays a decrepit lyre of pestilence and directs the disharmonic notes towards Milla the Peppermint Kitten.
Blood trickles out of Milla the Peppermint Kitten's ears and from the corners of her eyes.

You swing a sinister, serrated bone rapier at Milla the Peppermint Kitten. You cut her, opening up deep lacerations.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

You swing a sinister, serrated bone rapier at Milla the Peppermint Kitten. You cut her, opening up deep lacerations.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!

Lothringen plays a decrepit lyre of pestilence and directs the disharmonic notes towards Milla the Peppermint Kitten.
Blood trickles out of Milla the Peppermint Kitten's ears and from the corners of her eyes.
Lothringen has scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit.

--more and more spam--

Lothringen d'Murani, Crescendo of Transformation says, "It is... too powerful!"

--attack spam--

Lod Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "WE MUST SUCCEED."

--attack spam--

Lod Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "ENDURE, MEN!"

--attack spam--

You exclaim, "PULL FORTH, TO VICTORY!!"

--attack spam--

Lod Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue exclaims, "PRESS THE ATTACK!!"

--more and more attack spam and the thing doesn't die--

Lod Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "PULL BACK PULL BACK!!! IT IS TOO STRONG!"

Lod Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Retreat before we are CONSUMED!"

Lothringen d'Murani, Crescendo of Transformation says to Milla the Peppermint Kitten, "You've won this round, but we'll be back."

Lod Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "The Midnight legion.... it has failed. Perhaps... we need to call on our allies."

Lod Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says to Lothringen, "GO! ASSEMBLE THE FORCES OF SERENWILDE AND GAUDIGUCH."

Trooper Halie, of the Army of Darkness says, "But Sir the Serens will try to cuddle it."


The end
Unknown2010-08-17 15:18:27
QUOTE (Vathael @ Aug 17 2010, 12:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*****Magnagora attacking kitten*****

The end


So this is what you guys do while you're not raiding Celest. dazed.gif