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Shishi2010-08-18 16:47:15
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Aug 18 2010, 09:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hush, I'm trying to be humorous here, you're throwing off my groove.

Only if you find the picture of a little faeling flying up and putting it's little arms around the sickly emaciated form for a poor girl and giving her a kiss, then being scratched and clawed in rejection, causing blackouts in rememberance of the horrible event. There is a reason they are still virgins.
Shaddus2010-08-18 16:49:01
Don't forget when they slam the daggers into your ear.
Harkux2010-08-18 16:54:28
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Only if you find the picture of a little faeling flying up and putting it's little arms around the sickly emaciated form for a poor girl and giving her a kiss, then being scratched and clawed in rejection, causing blackouts in rememberance of the horrible event. There is a reason they are still virgins.


Edit:
Pic was bigger than I thought. Oops.
Unknown2010-08-18 19:23:34
After someone got their ass kicked in the arena, they expressed their desire to quit combat. A response:
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(Serenwilde): Hilt says, "Don't quit man...thats what i did..you don't wanna be like me dude I am just a drunk...continue forward in your training...trust me you'll be happy..."

I died laughing. biggrin.gif It's brilliant.
james2010-08-19 01:14:39
Couldnt find anywhere else to stick this!!



Heresiarch Nariah d'Vanecu, Carmine Damnation says, "Prepare execution for Azyurial."
Valkira d'Lardick says, "Very well, Nariah. I shall prepare an execution for Azyurial."
Valkira d'Lardick gestures to two stalwart guards, who leave to signal the execution.
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Clamorous bells ring across the City of Magnagora, heralding an eminent execution at the northern gates.
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A rat wanders into view, nosing about for food.
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With a squeak, a baby rat darts into the room, looking about wildly.
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You gag a bit as Illuxion's stink wafts over you.
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Assessing Azyurial's weight, Valkira d'Lardick chooses a coil of rope from beside the gibbet. With deft twists, she fashions a noose and fastens it about the neck of her bound victim, then ties the other secular to the gibbet.
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aubrey psssh...Ackleberry
You tell High Wisdom Aubrey Talnara, "Psssh...Ackleberry."
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Pouring from the houses far below, and from the slums beside the city walls, a crowd of dirty Serfs and Laborers amasses, filled with festive cheer and calling for blood. Pickpockets run about the crowd, and fathers lift their children up to catch a better glimpse of the bloodshed to come.
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Aubrey tells you, "?"
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aubrey be fulled with little squirrels to squish
You tell High Wisdom Aubrey Talnara, "Be fulled with little squirrels to squish."
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A baby rat wanders into view, nosing about for food.
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Sahmiam creases his brow in a frown.
Forbidden Sohei Sahmiam m'Viraz, Speaker of the Silent surreptitiously signs, "One's stench needs taken care of, Illuxion."
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reply filled*
Grabbing Azyurial roughly, Valkira d'Lardick shoves him forward into a gap between the battlements. A roar of approbation rises from the waiting crowds below, but dies to dreadful silence as Valkira d'Lardick raises a mailed fist for silence.
You tell High Wisdom Aubrey Talnara, "Filled*."
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A rat wanders back into its warren where you may not follow.
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Aubrey tells you, "Heyyyy!!"
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With a flick of its small whiskers, a baby rat dashes out of view.
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With a vicious kick, Valkira d'Lardick drives Azyurial onto the trapdoor, and pulls the lever. With a creak, it opens and Azyurial screams as he plunges downwards, to the delighted shouts of the populace below.
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Illuxion rubs a ring of aromatic herbs and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
Warm water showers down upon him, and he scrubs under his armpits trying to wash away that horrible stench.
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Aubrey tells you, "Sylphas is a squirrelkin, you know *eye*."
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Vathael cheers wildly!
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With an audible crack, Azyurial's fall, and neck, are broken by the rope. The crowd grunts in disappointment before dispersing, and the corpse swings gently in the breeze, dribbling blood.
The disappointed mumbling of the crowd reaches your ears as Azyurial is executed at the northern gates.
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reply he is?!
You tell High Wisdom Aubrey Talnara, "He is?!"
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Aubrey tells you, "And now I'm a furrikin too, remember? No squishing me!"
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aubrey he is...
You tell High Wisdom Aubrey Talnara, "He is..."
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Shiawase cheers wildly!
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(BlackStar): Ulviistra (from the Aetherways) says, "We could definetly kill some stuff here..."
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Mahli cheers wildly!
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Anyania cheers wildly!
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Yzerios cheers wildly!
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The corners of Demie's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
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Mattimus cheers wildly!
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Aubrey tells you, "Yes. I'm tae'dae-kin."
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With a flick of its small whiskers, a baby rat dashes out of view.
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Demie claps her hands together merrily.
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Sahmiam smirks.
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The ghost of Azyurial turns to a dark, murky miasma, which slowly solidifies into a foul, undead creature.
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Azyurial eats a kafe bean.
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Azyurial reads a scroll.
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Azyurial takes a drink from a pearl vial.
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Azyurial takes a drink from a pearl vial.
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Azyurial clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
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Delphas cheers wildly!
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Azyurial eats a stalk of faeleaf.
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Azyurial takes a drink from a pearl vial.
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Azyurial takes a drink from a pearl vial.
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Zafirah claps her hands together merrily.
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A baby rat noses its way cautiously out of the shadows.
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Illuxion licks his lips.
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Nariah presses a thumb to Azyurial's forehead, who shivers, and offers him the dark blessings of the Demon Lords of Nil.
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Azyurial eats a piece of black earwort.
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With a squeak, a young rat darts into the room, looking about wildly.
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Sunlight bellows across the realm, revealing the full glory of the majestic sun's luminous presence as he climbs higher into the sky.
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A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly, a bolt of blue, crackling energy strikes Azyurial. His body arches as his mouth opens in a noiseless scream. Blue fire erupts out of his eye sockets and mouth and his charred body crumples to the ground.
Thendis2010-08-19 04:05:00
(Serenwilde): Hecton says, "Well, he did tap me..."
Unknown2010-08-19 04:07:09
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(Serenwilde): Vasnier says, "Who's it?"
(Serenwilde): Xiran says, "Who is what?"
(Serenwilde): Lehki says, "What?"
(Serenwilde): Vasnier says, "Oh, we're not playing tag?"
(Serenwilde): Ashlean says, "Who's on first he can't be it."
Sakr2010-08-19 04:22:53
(Aeromancers): Kio says, "SHOPPING?!"
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(Aeromancers): Kio says, "I love shopping!"

EDIT: with context
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(Aeromancers): You say, "I'm getting a lecture on how women are crazy from my dad. Is this normal?"

(Aeromancers): Kio says, "Yup."

(Aeromancers): Leta says, "Though there is no empirical evidence from others, I've concluded that the female gender is roughly 3.5x saner than the other gender."

(Aeromancers): Arte says, "Objection."

(Aeromancers): Kio says, "...unless your father is talking about your mother."

(Aeromancers): You say, "Objection."

(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "From whose perspective, Leta?"

(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "Clearly you must factor in bias."

(Aeromancers): Kio says, "Also, sanity is relative, I'd have to argue, Provost!"

(Aeromancers): You say, "Sanity can be a different language code for men and females, you have to take that into account."

(Aeromancers): Leta says, "Hmm, after some recalculations factoring in biases I may have to round down to about twice as much then."

(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "I would predict that males and females are equally likely to be crazy in a controlled environment."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Dakine says, "I was gonig to say something, but wow, I was way too slow."

(Aeromancers): Synl says, "Xyl was the more logical of the pair. That is all I have to say."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Saoirse says, "First come, first serve."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Saoirse says, "You can have him when I leave."

(Aeromancers): Leta says, "Ah, but does logic play a role in sanity?"

(House Ama'nar'isil): Dakine says, "What am I?"

(House Ama'nar'isil): Glint says, "A goose."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Saoirse says, "His punching bag?"

(House Ama'nar'isil): Dakine says, "A piece of meat?"

(Aeromancers): Synl says, "Insanity is but a gap in logic."

(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "That would perhaps be a thought-provoking point...if all of the Elder Gods were not vastly different from one another in
deeper ways than just gender."

(Aeromancers): Leta says, "Or is sanity merely a state of mind in which you cannot understand the other person's logic?"

(Aeromancers): Tulemrah says, "I would go with that last one Provost."

(Aeromancers): You say, "Sure. We may be insane when can talk about a 3 hour shopping experience in 3, 4 lines, but that's our logic in our language c
ode."

(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "'Three hour shopping experience'?"

(Aeromancers): Kio says, "SHOPPING?!"

(Aeromancers): Kio says, "I love shopping!"

(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "Surely you can think of something a bit deeper th-."

(Aeromancers): Arte says, "Insanity is when the neural connections which link one thought to another are eroded to the point that a cascading network
failure occurs."

(Aeromancers): Kio says, "Oh dear. Apologies."

(Aeromancers): Phoebus says, "I see."

(Aeromancers): Synl says, "If there are no gaps in ones logic, then you can follow that logic. If you can follow ones logic, then you are able to unde
rstand their thinking. What reason would you have to consider them insane?"

(Aeromancers): Arte says, "The most common cures are sedation and euthanization."

(Aeromancers): Leta says, "By Emeritus Arte's argument, there should be no relativity about insanity then. As it can be quantitavely measured."

Everiine2010-08-19 04:24:12
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(Serenwilde): Ashlean says, "Who's on first he can't be it."
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(Serenwilde): Ashlean (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Shim shiminey?"

dry.gif This person and I are not going to get along.
Lavinya2010-08-19 04:29:07

The pallid corpse beneath your feet shrieks and writhes as you inadvertantly crush his crotch.


...oops?
Shaddus2010-08-19 04:35:16
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Centre of the Necropolis.
It is difficult to detect any features of the room, due to the powerful field of energy that is put out by the Megalith of Doom, absorbing all but the darkest of colours and dominating everything else in the room. The architecture of the room is designed to accommodate the Megalith of Doom with a high dome that forms the entire ceiling. A circular series of steps descends three tiers down to the indentation in the centre of the room where the Megalith stands. Four archways lead out of the room to the other areas of the Necropolis, where candles and other illumination can barely be detected through the powerful force of the Megalith. Glowing in mid-air is script that reads, "Down with Milla!" A magnificent chandelier featuring the Magnagoran Pantheon hangs high overhead here, bathing the area in sable and sanguine light. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. Swirling eddies of chaotic ether dance around a marble shrine to Morgfyre that holds a crystal model of the planispheres. There are 3 wights here. A zombie sways back and forth here, dripping chunks of flesh. There are 12 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here. A hunting trophy bearing Asmodea's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Albiorix's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Aaralyn's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Prav's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shasura's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Glint's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Syridean's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. The Keeper of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. A hunting trophy bearing Minos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A hunting trophy bearing Mallock's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Milla the Peppermint Kitten rotates slowly here, cranked endlessly over a spit roast by an unseen force. A black phoenix perches here, his fiery plumage illuminating the area with black flames. Forbidden Sohei Sahmiam m'Viraz, Speaker of the Silent is here, shrouded. He wields a dark serrated chain with both hands. Lothringen d'Murani, Crescendo of Transformation is here. He wields a decrepit lyre of pestilence in his left hand and a wyrm emblazoned shield in his right. Warlord Esano Koicei, Scion of the Shattered Earth looms here, projecting an aura of command. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand and a jagged edged shield with a lich emblem in his right. Teruelle Cassius is here, shrouded. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand and a blackened tower shield with a serrated-edge in his right.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
Lavinya2010-08-19 04:37:26
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Milla the Peppermint Kitten rotates slowly here, cranked endlessly over a spit roast by an unseen force.


Best thing I've seen in so long! Whoever did it rocks so hard.
Thendis2010-08-19 04:48:57
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Milla the Peppermint Kitten rotates slowly here, cranked endlessly over a spit roast by an unseen force.


So, is Milla immortal or something?
Lavinya2010-08-19 04:49:00
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Centre of the Necropolis.
Glowing in mid-air is script that reads, "Down with Milla!" A magnificent chandelier featuring the Magnagoran Pantheon hangs high overhead here, bathing the area in sable and sanguine light. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. Swirling eddies of chaotic ether dance around a marble shrine to Morgfyre that holds a crystal model of the planispheres. There are 3 wights here. A zombie sways back and forth here, dripping chunks of flesh. There are 12 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here. A hunting trophy bearing Asmodea's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Albiorix's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Aaralyn's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Prav's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shasura's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Glint's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Syridean's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. The Keeper of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. A hunting trophy bearing Minos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A hunting trophy bearing Mallock's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. You are shocked to see a large spike pinning Milla the Peppermint Kitten's head to the ground here.
Kaalak2010-08-19 04:49:05
QUOTE (Lavinya @ Aug 18 2010, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The pallid corpse beneath your feet shrieks and writhes as you inadvertantly crush his crotch.


Where is this?

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Milla the Peppermint Kitten rotates slowly here, cranked endlessly over a spit roast by an unseen force.


This is hilarious. Well played.
Esano2010-08-19 04:54:09
QUOTE (Kaalak @ Aug 19 2010, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where is this?

The Bridge of Torment in Magnagora. It's made out of corpses. Well ... almost corpses.
Lehki2010-08-19 05:04:37
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(x): Penelope says, "Person is at the Mother. I wanna kill him for being a twat. sad.gif."

(x): Sadie says, "Tell him to leave."

(x): Penelope says, "Penpen has no reason to tell him to leave."

(orgbix to Moonhart and find no Person to harass)

(x): You say, "Where'd he goooo."

(x): Penelope says, "He's at the nexus."

(x): You say, "Is not."

(x): Penelope says, "Oh hey, I'm in the aetherplex."

(x): Penelope says, "Wtf."

(x): Penelope says, "How'd I get here."

(x): Sadie says, "LOL."

(x): Kalin says, "Haha."

(x): Penelope says, "Shut up."

(x): You say, "Wtf penelope."

(x): Penelope says, "Shh."

(x): Penelope says, "I forgot I came shopping for booze."
Jack2010-08-19 07:03:58
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Centre of the Necropolis.
It is difficult to detect any features of the room, due to the powerful field of energy that is put out by the Megalith of Doom, absorbing all but the darkest of colours and dominating everything else in the room. The architecture of the room is designed to accommodate the Megalith of Doom with a high dome that forms the entire ceiling. A circular series of steps descends three tiers down to the indentation in the centre of the room where the Megalith stands. Four archways lead out of the room to the other areas of the Necropolis, where candles and other illumination can barely be detected through the powerful force of the Megalith. A magnificent chandelier featuring the Magnagoran Pantheon hangs high overhead here, bathing the area in sable and sanguine light. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. Swirling eddies of chaotic ether dance around a marble shrine to Morgfyre that holds a crystal model of the planispheres. There are 3 wights here. A zombie sways back and forth here, dripping chunks of flesh. There are 12 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here. A hunting trophy bearing Asmodea's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Albiorix's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Aaralyn's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Prav's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shasura's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Glint's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Syridean's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. The Keeper of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. A hunting trophy bearing Minos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A hunting trophy bearing Mallock's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. There is a suspiciously feline looking chalk outline here, surrounded by clumps of bloodied fur.

That cat is a goddamn pariah.
Lothringen2010-08-19 07:10:10
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Lorina2010-08-19 07:16:10
That poor cat...