And people thought I was cruel when I put one in a sphere...

The spectre of a viscanti nobleman swirls into existence before Azyurial, shimmering slightly before it dives directly into his body, causing a strange, horrified expression to fix upon his face as his limbs seem to work of their own accord.
Azyurial twists his nipples between his thumb and forefinger.

Ah, godcurses. Gotta love 'em.

Soberly, Castellan Incabulos Oubliette, of Institute Security says, "I eat puppies for breakfast. We shall have no superfluous nonsense."

Incabulos stretches languidly.

You say to Incabulos, "What's for lunch?"

Squarely, Castellan Incabulos Oubliette, of Institute Security says, "Merian."

You say, "Dinner?"

Calculatedly, Castellan Incabulos Oubliette, of Institute Security says, "Taurian."

You ponder the situation.

You say, "...dessert?"

You tilt your head and listen intently.

Flatly, Castellan Incabulos Oubliette, of Institute Security says, "Ice cream."

You say, "Does the ice cream have people in it?"

Levelly, Castellan Incabulos Oubliette, of Institute Security says, "Don't be repulsive."

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

NOBODY IN MAGNAGORA LIKES THE CAT!! VERMILLA CANT TAKE A HINT!

That's a very bogus claim. I very much doubt the admin would allow an aetherdweller to be fixed at the Megalith of all places. I doubt that aetherdwellers CAN be fixed in a spot without the owner being able to move it. So Vermilla is basically lying out of her teeth. If it IS the case though, then Vermilla will still suffer heavily for putting the cat there in the first place.

It's not all it's cracked up to be, astral creatures in particular don't taste very good, I mean you get all sorts of sludge, and feathers and sweat that accumulates on the back of the neck, it's really quite gross because it gets all over your lips, and it's a lot of work because then you have to carry around a napkin of some sort to wipe them, and I almost always need a cleansing ritual after going hunting. Have you ever looked at a gorgog before? It's really quite yucky.

She can't move it until Estarra gets back from vacation.

I've always complained about my lips getting burned when I kiss certain people or things.

Nihmriel Shavatt, Master of Science says, "And we can publish a limited edition print with Llesvelt's autobiography."

Deputy Chairman Llesvelt Shavatt, Gentleman of Hallifax says, "I will have to develop eccentricities..."

You say to Llesvelt, "Well, we've already got one Shavatt with a prosthetic limb."

Nihmriel Shavatt, Master of Science says to Llesvelt, "The fun part about literary writing is that you get to make things up."

You say to Llesvelt, "Maybe we need one with a prosthetic head or some such."

You say, "We can call you the Headless Portrait Artist of Hallifax."

You say, ""When you see his art, you'll simply lose your head!!!!""

You say, "It'll be wildly popular, I've no doubt."

Llesvelt opens his mouth as if to say something, but pauses.

Nihmriel Shavatt, Master of Science says, "And then there will be the follow-up play, with songs."

You say, "Oh, a -musical-."

You say, "Brilliant."

Nihmriel Shavatt, Master of Science says, "The citizens will bring along their five-year-olds, for whom we will provide cute child-sized costumes of the Headless Artist - prosthetic head included."

You say, "Yes, and at the end there will be an audience participation portion in which people volunteer to have their heads removed in order to participate in a mass "self-portrait.""

You say, "It will be the cultural event of the decade."

Nihmriel Shavatt, Master of Science says to you, "Llesvelt is speechless with delight."

What luck that it gets to spam the nexus with advertisements.

While plotting to fill the decidedly scholarly-bent Hallifax library with literary publications...



I do worry about our collective sanity sometimes.

While plotting to fill the decidedly scholarly-bent Hallifax library with literary publications...



I do worry about our collective sanity sometimes.