Quotes 6

by Shiri

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Jack2010-08-23 07:03:46
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Shaddus2010-08-23 07:48:18
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Temple of the Hidden Empress.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. This large cavern is filled with lines of kepheran slaves, hammering away at bits of metal and growing foodstuffs for their illithoid masters. Dark except for a smattering of luminescent fungus growing from the walls, the area is as cold as a glacier, sending a shiver through even the most hardened of adventurers. At the southeast wall is a small counter, where a large Cenobite waits to sell various wares to any who dare approach. The stench of blood and effluence fills the room, emenating from a large shrine to Illith, the Leviathan. Covered in a light layer of snow, a crystalline fighting ring rises here. A carpet of rotting flesh and bone coats the ground here, marking where a massacre has apparently taken place. Dark shimmers run across this intricate tapestry, depicting the Leviathan in Her glory. A statue of Cthoglogg, the High Ritualist stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. Shopkeeper: you may BUY SHOPSIGN for 200000 gold in this shop. A sign suggest you can use STABLE commands here. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see a single exit leading down (closed door).


My shop is slowly coming together!
Ilyarin2010-08-23 08:06:13
You still haven't fixed the typo I sent you.
Shaddus2010-08-23 08:06:51
QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Aug 23 2010, 03:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You still haven't fixed the typo I sent you.

Shush, you're supposed to be in Aetolia!
Ilyarin2010-08-23 10:09:34
I go where I am needed. biggrin.gif
Vusilk2010-08-23 10:18:08
QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Aug 23 2010, 06:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I go where I am needed. biggrin.gif

Then I guess that means you're going to be in Celest a while.
Ileein2010-08-23 14:33:27
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The Portal of Fate flashes as Detritus steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
(University): Please welcome Detritus who has just enrolled into the University of Cosmic Understanding to learn the ways of the Sentinels!
(Hallifax): Please welcome Detritus who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!


I wonder if he'll get the title Sergeant anytime soon.
Kiradawea2010-08-23 19:14:54
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- Arte > Minister Ileein contested whether this enemy status was lawful. I submit that it is lawful under the following logic: I say so, and I speak with the weight of the Board of Directors, which is the final arbiter of all matters within the Collective.

Mind-blowing logic. Must resist urge to contest. I can't afford to lose yet another home.
Llesvelt2010-08-23 19:30:17
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Aug 23 2010, 08:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mind-blowing logic. Must resist urge to contest. I can't afford to lose yet another home.


Lose yet another home?
Ssaliss2010-08-23 19:30:56
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Aug 23 2010, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mind-blowing logic. Must resist urge to contest. I can't afford to lose yet another home.

So the leader of Hallifax, the most bureaucratic org there is, argues that "It's okay because I say it's okay"? Heh.
Neos2010-08-23 19:35:13
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Aug 23 2010, 03:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lose yet another home?


Kiradawea: formerly of Celest. She got out before it really got bad.
Llesvelt2010-08-23 19:41:59
The log entry -was- rather audacious. Can not imagine it will not score some minus points for the Mayor in the eyes of some Comrades tongue.gif
Kiradawea2010-08-23 19:46:22
Long story, but essentially I got kicked out because I cared about the city.
Unknown2010-08-23 19:52:24
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Aug 23 2010, 03:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The log entry -was- rather audacious. Can not imagine it will not score some minus points for the Mayor in the eyes of some Comrades tongue.gif

Don't worry. He has the full brunt of an angry wife to deal with. wink.gif
Eventru2010-08-23 19:53:37
Let us not discuss past situations in a thread meant for quotes, hm? More quotes!
Iapetos2010-08-23 21:21:55
Arin clears her throat.

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One strums on his lyre.

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One sings, "I'm a little Cantor, short and slim,."

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One sings, "Here I am standing, singing a Hymn,."

You tilt your head and listen intently to Arin.

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One sings, "When I get all excited to the brim,."

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One sings, "Inner Sea, nude, I will swim."

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One changes the pattern in his strumming and continues.

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One sings, "I'm a clever Cantor, yes it's true."

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One sings, "Here's an example of what I can do."

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One sings, "In praise of the Light, sing a Hymn,."

Chef Arin Dekoven, Sidereal's Special One sings, "In the nude, at my whim!"

With a flourish of her arm, Arin bows deeply.




I laughed so hard it hurt!
Arin2010-08-23 21:29:48
Speaking of which, anybody know how to code Nexus/Emotes so that it reflects my gender? Send me a msg (since this is the quotes thread).
Aicuthi2010-08-23 23:15:05
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Aug 23 2010, 07:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Long story, but essentially I got kicked out because I cared about the city.


APPLY MINDORU ARTE.
Unknown2010-08-23 23:17:35
QUOTE (Aicuthi @ Aug 23 2010, 07:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
APPLY MINDORU ARTE.

Don't worry, Phoebus took care of it. Relax and get back to quotes.
Sakr2010-08-24 01:37:14

(Market): Aeral says, "Ama'nar'isil Mercantiles, New Celest. Stocked with fresh baking and now
featuring beastfeeds."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

ft breastfeeds?
(House Ama'nar'isil): You say, "Breastfeeds?"
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did I?"
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

ft aeral, double check what you say
(House Ama'nar'isil): You say, "Aeral, double check what you say."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh dear."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

ft you have to go on market right now and correct what you said
(House Ama'nar'isil): You say, "You have to go on market right now and correct what you said."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh I didn't."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Haha."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "My dear brother, you are a jerk."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

ft i fail at being evil
(House Ama'nar'isil): You say, "I fail at being evil."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aeral (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yep."
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

** The Wargames in the Klangratch Tournies will begin in 1 minute! **
3325h, 3822m, 4350e, 10p, 13150en, 19900w esSix-

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aosi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Kill kittens all day, it'll start
to show."