Solanis Talnara, Dancer in Solitude says to you, "Let me offer you a few times before you get demi."
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Solanis Talnara, Dancer in Solitude says to you, "For once in your life you'll be worth something!"

Ahh, just what I needed, more reasons to never go aetherhunting with Celest.

you act like you didn't already have enough reasons.

Is that the deathsight of Harmony Deathtouch?

How... incredibly lame.

It is to weep.

Jigan tells you, "I've seen many things in my years. Which reminds of this time back in Celest during the Great War of 150."

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "Were there dead hookers? Did you eat all the merians?"

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "Did the puddles run red with blood?"

Jigan tells you, "I was a little paperpusher, just helping Lady Malicia do her papers and help the little sprouts learn which end of the pointy stick they jam in each other."

Jigan tells you, "Dammit, don't interrupt me."

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "Yes sir."

Jigan tells you, "SO, there I was, and then this girl comes asking for my help."

Jigan tells you, "Now, I'm sexy and all that, and buff, and in armour to make me look even more buff."

Jigan tells you, "Back in the day, we did it to show we were buff, not compesate, like these sniggling brats these days."

Jigan tells you, "But this girl comes running up to me, and starts asking for my help."

Jigan tells you, "Well, it turns out that Morgfyre is trying to kidnap her."

Jigan tells you, "I was the only actual Knight, so I had to call all the Squires in, and we went to the Keep to try and protect her."

Jigan tells you, "And that's when it got really interesting, 'cause Morgfyre appeared in the Keep and then...He...an...den...He...zzzzzzz..."

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "Wake up!"

Jigan tells you, "RAPE THE CITY, BURN THE INNOCENT, SLAUGHTER THE SHINY STUFF."

Jigan tells you, "Wait, what?"

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "Iee!"

Jigan tells you, "Gods dammit, where the Nil are my slippers?"

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "Lord Morgfyre appeared in the Keep and ate your slippers?"

Jigan tells you, "HE DID WHAT?"

(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "Is there a member of Lord Morgyfre's Order about?"

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "I have a new pair for you! If I just knew where you were!"

Jigan tells you, "I'm in my manse! Where the Nil else where would I have being and done been been?"

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "You could have been lost in the woods or standing stranded on an island in the middle of the sea?"

Jigan tells you, "Why would a city allow a murderous, lecherous, sociopathic old man who commits genocide on a massive scale just because he's peckish roam outside the city without a keeper?"

You tell Blood Chef Jigan, the Dark Lord of Cooking, "Maybe said city wished genocide upon some other cities?"

Jigan tells you, "Considering the city enjoys slaughtering people themselves?"

You grow still and begin to pray silently for preservation of your soul while you are out of the
land.

Nyla runs dizzying circles around you with outstretched arms, happily screaming, "Wheee!"

You peer at Nyla unscrupulously.

You cease your praying.

Before the Matrix.
Banks of clouds roil about here. Suspended by four bridges of transparent crystal, an enormous
circular walkway looks out over the crystalline structure of Hallifax. The walkway is made of semi-
translucent gemstone with handrails around both the inner and outer circumference to prevent any
unnecessary accidents. Though wispy clouds can be seen to move around the crystalline towers of
Hallifax, the cool air here is only a gentle, serene breeze, as if the wind itself were tamed before
the Nexus of Power. A statue of Chairman Cririk Adom stands here, memorializing his orderly spirit.
Radiating with an incandescent brilliance, the Matrix floats within the circular walkway, slowly
turning and revealing flowering geometric patterns. Wind whipping through his wings, Fraesic Sunfar,
Keeper of the Matrix is here, face upturned to the chill breeze. A glass seer's candle floats in the
air here, its mysterious, deep blue light enveloping the area in a protective glow. There are 10
Sentinel Deputy Commissars here. There are 10 Guardians of the Dodecahedron here. In the shape of an
open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. Cloud Minder Xazlael Somnius is here. He wields a delicate
crystal staff in his left hand and a delicate dreamcatcher in his right. Ensign Nyla D'cente` is
here. He wields an opaque klangaxe of shifting sands with both hands.

Xazlael blinks incredulously at Nyla.

Sunlight glitters from the spires and platforms of the surrounding city.
You stare implacably at Nyla, and he shrinks from your gaze.

You grow still and begin to pray silently for preservation of your soul while you are out of the
land.

Cloud Minder Xazlael Somnius says to Nyla, "Now, now. We all like it when Sakr leaves but there's no
need to be like that."

Someone is going to die soon

Lavinya inches bashfully over to a dark grey nightmare and nuzzles her tenderly.
A dark grey nightmare laughs joyously.

What the? What are you feeding her? Essence of cherubim?

psh, I was siphoning. I have 24k willpower, and my job is when the captain says siphon, I siphon. Nothing else.

So explain how I bring misfortune to aetherhunts? My reflex went wrong? Or did I not twirl my thumbs around as I siphoned?
I mean, I wasn't even siphoning at the time that the ship got blown up. I was just watching and waiting for my turn to siphon.

Phoebus tells you, "Come to the cave of rape."