Quotes 6

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Everiine2010-08-30 18:29:34
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(Serenwilde): Gleip (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Do we have a chef capable of making love cakes?"
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(Serenwilde): Gleip (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Do we have a chef around who can spike cakes with love?"

People will go to any lengths these days laugh.gif .
Jigan2010-08-30 18:42:43
QUOTE (Everiine @ Aug 30 2010, 01:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
People will go to any lengths these days laugh.gif .

MARKET It's not how much love you put in your cupcakes, it's how you set them in your lap which drive the ladies wild.
MARKET Transcendent cook for hire, because only my cupcakes have my special, all natural, icing.

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MARKET Cupcake Roarkian, where a purchase of one of my juicy and plump sausages comes with two cupcakes, spiked with my most potent love potion.
MARKET Jigganatic Kitchens, teaching your women the origins of my special icing, and how to properly use it on their cupcakes.
MARKET Love potion? My cakes are injected with love straight from the source, not some fancy herbal concoction.
MARKET I've been accused of lacing my cakes with love potion. That's not true, I have so much spite, I need someplace to put the love, and your wife's cupcakes are it!
MARKET Love infused food, for that special woman who just keeps turning you down.
MARKET With my carrot cakes in hand, as far as she's concerned, you're the last good man on earth. With a bit of my special herbs, she'll see flying pigs too.
MARKET Love potions, because you can't afford the beer required to get her to like you without alcohol poisoning.
MARKET Love potions are just a nice way to say "Date Rape Drug." Try some in my special cupcakes today!
MARKET Wife throw you in the dog house? Give her one of my love potion infused cupcakes, and she'll join you!
MARKET Love infused cakes, turning the couch into a bed since 150 C.E.
Unknown2010-08-30 19:08:32
QUOTE (Jigan @ Aug 30 2010, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MARKET It's not how much love you put in your cupcakes, it's how you set them in your lap which drive the ladies wild.
MARKET Transcendent cook for hire, because only my cupcakes have my special, all natural, icing.

dazed.gif

MARKET Cupcake Roarkian, where a purchase of one of my juicy and plump sausages comes with two cupcakes, spiked with my most potent love potion.
MARKET Jigganatic Kitchens, teaching your women the origins of my special icing, and how to properly use it on their cupcakes.
MARKET Love potion? My cakes are injected with love straight from the source, not some fancy herbal concoction.
MARKET I've been accused of lacing my cakes with love potion. That's not true, I have so much spite, I need someplace to put the love, and your wife's cupcakes are it!
MARKET Love infused food, for that special woman who just keeps turning you down.
MARKET With my carrot cakes in hand, as far as she's concerned, you're the last good man on earth. With a bit of my special herbs, she'll see flying pigs too.
MARKET Love potions, because you can't afford the beer required to get her to like you without alcohol poisoning.
MARKET Love potions are just a nice way to say "Date Rape Drug." Try some in my special cupcakes today!
MARKET Wife throw you in the dog house? Give her one of my love potion infused cupcakes, and she'll join you!
MARKET Love infused cakes, turning the couch into a bed since 150 C.E.

You have a talent. A very strange and wonderful talent. And you make me wish I played my Geomancer more!
Gleip2010-08-30 19:14:54
QUOTE (Everiine @ Aug 30 2010, 08:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
People will go to any lengths these days laugh.gif .

Unlike you, I only use it for pranks.
Unknown2010-08-30 20:41:01
(The Trinity): Shuyin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "There is a squire named Dandy being annoying at our nexus. Please make him leave or else it gets awkward."

Dandy has suffered an icy death due to a dark nighthag.

(The Trinity): Lawliet (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Looks like it got awkward..."

Awkward, is that what they call it these days?
Lehki2010-08-30 20:43:14
This person has been sending me tells asking newbie questions for a week or so. Name changed to protect the apparently not so innocent.
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Novice tells you, "How is the best way to feed myself?"

You tell Novice, "Food shopping, I guess?"

Novice tells you, "What food should i shop for? that is cheap, but will fill me up."

You tell Novice, "I don't know what kind of food they sell in Magnagora."

You tell Novice, "I'm not a guide, you know."

Novice tells you, "I know, thank you though."

Novice tells you, "Hey baby you got a boy friend?"

Novice tells you, "(( i'm sorry, that was my friend, please ignore that))"

Novice tells you, "(( i'm sorry))"

You tell Novice, "((Don't worry about it))"

Novice tells you, "(( now i'm kinda curious about it smile.gif))"

You tell Novice, "((curious about what... ? ))"

Novice tells you, "(( nothin, it isnt really appropriate to talk about in this game ))"
Unknown2010-08-30 21:01:40
QUOTE (Lehki @ Aug 30 2010, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This person has been sending me tells asking newbie questions for a week or so. Name changed to protect the apparently not so innocent.


You should send me the name. I've been looking for someone to teach me how to be smooth.
Aubrey2010-08-30 23:10:22
QUOTE (Demetrios @ Aug 30 2010, 05:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You should send me the name. I've been looking for someone to teach me how to be smooth.


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re: quote - that is pretty creepy.
Neos2010-08-31 01:49:40
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(Clan): Anyania says, "OMG I CHOKE ON MY PICKLE."
(Clan): You say, "0.0."
(Clan): Person says, "Thats' what she said."
(Clan): You say, "Ew."
(Clan): Kanaya (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"I didn't know you were so flexible."
(Clan): Anyania says, "MOMMA I COULDA DIEDED."
(Clan): Fania (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"That must be one big pickle."


Edit: The people involved wanted their names put back in.
Unknown2010-08-31 01:58:08
Grandmagus Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue's voice reverberates, "A WHOLE NEW BAAAAASIN! A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE TO TAINT! I'LL TAINT YOU ANYWHERE! THERE'S TAINT TO SPAAAARE! LET ME TAINT THIS WHOLE NEW BASIN FOR YOOOOOUUU."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
Mirami2010-08-31 02:10:08
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Great Chieftain Everiine Silverwolf, Centaur Brother says, "It's best not to fan the flames of idiocy."
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart says, "As long as the flame burns, we are safe from Crow."

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Unknown2010-08-31 02:17:59
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Grandmagus Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "I wuvvleluvvles yooooouuu."
1870h, 1830m, 1740e, 10p, 7300en, 7750w esSix-

Revan cackles hellishly.
1870h, 1830m, 1740e, 10p, 7300en, 7750w esSix-


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Grandmagus Revan n'Kylbar, the Silver-Tongue says, "Iiiii'm aaaaaaa big furry teddy dae... a furry tae'dae wanna shnuggles yooou todaaaaaaaaay and when I'm a furrikin, I'm nuzzle your leeeeeeeeeeg!"

Revan sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

Revan wraps an arm around your waist, nuzzling his cheek against yours.


cry.gif I am so scared.
Aubrey2010-08-31 02:23:08
QUOTE (Romertien @ Aug 30 2010, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
blackeye.gif


laugh.gif OMG that's so perfect...
james2010-08-31 02:43:12
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Aug 31 2010, 03:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
cry.gif I am so scared.


You should be ohyeah.gif
Jinto2010-08-31 03:15:02
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Raeri begins petting a young female horse with a black mane and with each stroke it grows larger and larger.


I lol'd
Unknown2010-08-31 03:23:33
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(*): Shuyin says, "What did the Nekotai say to the Ebonguard who gave
him some heads for a mask?"

(*): Shuyin says, "Ootangk you."
Neos2010-08-31 05:50:05
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(Clan): Haiden says, "My vagina."
(Clan): Haiden says, "Looks like stargate."
Unknown2010-08-31 19:45:20
That could be an issue. 38 minute rule and whatnot.
Ssaliss2010-08-31 21:06:27
I'll refrain from making a tasteless comment about the all-consuming vortex forming when it's opened...
Vadi2010-08-31 21:30:36
It was an unfair fight, but I found it amusing nonetheless:
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(a) 4850h, 6087m, 6600e, 10p exkb-
You thrust your arm out in a quick jab at Krellan.
You connect!
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
(a) 4850h, 6087m, 6600e, 10p ekb-
Nydekion turns pallid and drops to the ground.

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With a telepathic sigh, a pooka bound in shadows tells you that he has lost control of
Nydekion's actions.
You sense the choking effect of the shadow leaving you.