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Shaddus2009-12-27 01:01:07
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POLITICS NEWS #1623
Date: 12/26/2009 at 22:35
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Election #203225 Results
Sister Sheia Silverwing, Princess of New Celest has retained office as Grand Duchess of Celest.


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election 203225
** Summary for (Celest) Election #203225 *******************************
Title: (Closed)
Election for Leader of Celest

Description:
Being displeased with the performance of Sister Sheia
Silverwing, Princess of New Celest in the position of Grand
Duchess of Celest, this vote of no confidence has been called.
The following individuals believe they can better perform the
duties required of the position.

Choices:
1. (159) Sheia
2. (147) Kiradawea
3. (25) Krin


What saddens me is that someone voted for Krin, and if those people had just voted for Sheia, Kira would be a leader. I'm not saying I like her more or less than Sheia, but... Krin?
Anisu2009-12-27 02:09:50
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Dec 27 2009, 02:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What saddens me is that someone voted for Krin, and if those people had just voted for Sheia, Kira would be a leader. I'm not saying I like her more or less than Sheia, but... Krin?

I honoustly wanted to see Krin rule Celest, which is why I voted for him.
Jack2009-12-27 03:05:15
I'm tempted to create an intricate network of alts in Celest - and play them all constantly to get an even voteweight of 10 - and lie in wait for the next time Krin runs for something. Hilarity ensues!
Shaddus2009-12-27 03:24:52
QUOTE (Jack @ Dec 26 2009, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm tempted to create an intricate network of alts in Celest - and play them all constantly to get an even voteweight of 10 - and lie in wait for the next time Krin runs for something. Hilarity ensues!

Your cup fail runneth over, sir.
Siam2009-12-27 15:08:13
QUOTE (rika @ Dec 27 2009, 05:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Akui tells you, "((if I were you... I'd get the pills from the estelbar quest and give two of different colors to new entrance, and be like... "take the blue pill, and you can walk out of here and believe whatever you want to believe. Take the red pill, and stay in wonderland and see how deep the air plane goes.""

So, if you ever find me in Estelbar, you know why.


Why is this familiar. Matrix ?
Ssaliss2009-12-27 17:11:51
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Dec 27 2009, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this familiar. Matrix ?

Yep, first one, when Neo is taken out of the Matrix.
Unknown2009-12-27 20:11:44
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The sonorous, multi-toned voice of Elostian oscillates through the aether, "If I ever get My hands on you, Kalikai! You ruined my studies, I was on the verge of a breakthrough, a recurrence of the Elder Wars would have been unnecessary, a solution to the Soulless problem, all slipped from My grasp, because you had to come charge along in a drunk stupor!"


An energetic burst of deafening sound crashes across the sky as the voice of Kalikai reveberates, "Your studies, eh? How much of an airhead do You need to be to realize You would have never been able to hold Him for long? Be happy I got you out while there was still time!"



(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Are your ears burning with the vile insults being tossed around? Need relief? Try SHOUTSOFF to stop those silly grating shouts. If you can't hear any shouts and your curiosity is getting the better of you, try SHOUTSON to start paying attention to them."


<3 Bobbins. And hey, guess Who is back?
Rika2009-12-27 22:17:35
EDIT: Oh, turns this wasn't as funny as I first thought. sad.gif
Arix2009-12-27 23:07:50
Awwwww. I had this awesome idea for contacting Elostian too
Saaga2009-12-27 23:18:09
The Order. wub.gif
I may need to re-evaluate the humouristic value of this quote come morning, but it made me giggle at one AM.

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(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Arel says, "Yes, yes, welcome back!"

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Welcome back, indeed."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Morshoth says, "Thank you for having me back!"

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Arel says, "We are glad to have you back."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Nihmriel says, "We are indeed glad."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Excellent. It is good to see you returned, Morshoth."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Morshoth says, "And You as well, my Lord."

(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "We also sound disturbing."

(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "Like triplets-in-twilight."

(Ays Chaeyr): Nihmriel says, "Hivemind."
Lawliet2009-12-27 23:33:27
I need to join that order at some point...
Munsia2009-12-28 03:51:48
QUOTE (Drae @ Dec 27 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
<3 Bobbins. And hey, guess Who is back?

The weird thing is, that doesn't stop Divine shouts...
Fania2009-12-28 04:08:28
Celina does what we've all wanted to do when Ironbeard ignores us:

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(clan): Celina says, "In case anyone wondered."
4404h, 4284m, 4543e, 10p, 19488en, 19490w esSix-
(clan): Celina says, "6550h, 7785m, 7070e, 10p, 29378en, 28970w lrxkdb-Ironbeard the Magnanimous lifts his battleaxe with surprising swiftness and raises it above his head. With a downward swing, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smashes the blade into your shoulder, nearly taking off your arm.3172h, 7785m, 7070e, 10p, 29378en, 28970w lrxkdb--3378."

Morshoth2009-12-28 04:20:47
Ironbeard had just given Rika a gift, so that is the context here:

Rajakumari Shulamit Lunarose, Bookbinder Extraordinaire says, "I've only gotten
one from him..."
3650h, 4404m, 3324e, 10p, 15880en, 20200w esSix-

Doman's lower lip begins to tremble as he looks at Rika from beneath tear-heavy
eyelids.
3650h, 4404m, 3324e, 10p, 15880en, 20200w esSix-

Shulamit looks exhausted and opens her mouth in an enormous yawn.
3650h, 4404m, 3324e, 10p, 15880en, 20200w esSix-

The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the
undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard
the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
With a crooked grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous gushes, "Because it's a special
time. A special celebration, Shulamit!"
Shaddus2009-12-28 06:04:31
what did she get?
Shulamit2009-12-28 06:08:43
Poisons. Lot of them. Want them?
Shaddus2009-12-28 06:12:38
QUOTE (Shulamit @ Dec 28 2009, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Poisons. Lot of them. Want them?

Nah, I'm trying to cut down. I'm just living vicariously through the rest of you, I don't get presents anymore.
Nyla2009-12-28 17:39:14
QUOTE (munsia @ Dec 25 2009, 05:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I got this too and I wondered about the abstention

Cause mine was different I guess....

As per Sovreignty Defense Legislation Act VII Section MCXXIV, emergency vote passed with 12 in favour, none against and one abstention.



The abstenation was me.....
Lendren2009-12-28 18:29:38
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Bunnie, Pure Chime (Female Furrikin).
She is a bouncing furrikin and as a petite girl with blonde hair, big blue eyes, two rabbit ears and a fuzzy cottontail. She is wearing a canvas backpack, soft, thigh high boots, a red and black lace bra, a pair of red and black lace panties, and a red hooded cloak.

At least you can't accuse her of false advertising.
Kante2009-12-28 18:46:53
QUOTE (Lendren @ Dec 28 2009, 01:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At least you can't accuse her of false advertising.

When did Little Red Riding Hood become a furry?