I'm not sure if Elostian was listening at the matrix or not but:


(Hallifax): Tristbjorn says, "Jigan, you should know that the babies of the city are protected."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Unless you get research clearance, of course."

(Hallifax): Sylandra says, "Which the Archmage should know well enough."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Hush."

(Hallifax): Jigan says, "Congratulations, Tristbjorn, you are the tenth person to inform me of this. You win a prize."

(Hallifax): Tristbjorn says, "Works for me."

Jigan arrives from the southwest.

Jigan gives a plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation to State Company Member Tristbjorn, The Quartermaster.

Tristbjorn thanks Jigan profusely.

say to jigan there a prize for eleventh?
You say to Jigan, "There a prize for eleventh?"

Undergraduate Jigan says to you, "My wife will visit you for free one night, if she's ammendable to it."


'thank you, but I don't think even my healing powers would be enough to save me from whatever she has :/
You look skeptical and say, "Thank you, but I don't think even my healing powers would be enough to save me from whatever she has."

Tristbjorn gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "Jigan."

(Hallifax): Jigan says, "My Lord?"

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "The babies of this city are protected."

It's not about the power in the prompt, it's about the power in the reserves. When you run out of reserves, you go kablooey.

And yes, they can eat far more than 11% reserves. It's a random amount, and sometimes it's a very large chunk (I believe I've seen up around 25%).

I've triggered that line to be a bright red flashing thing stating that the karibidean has stolen power. I also compulsively check SHIP STATUS, and our other pilots can tell you that I will relentlessly prod them to add power back in if we dip much under 50%.

These guys scare me even more now, hehe.

ignore the context



Well I never...

"The Lady's Apprentice" by Sylandra Skyplume, starring Orventa as Molosee, Maellio as Cilellon, and featuring special guest Ironbeard the Magnanimous




EDIT: This is the THIRD time someone other than Daraius has gotten a gift while rehearsing this play.

I love you guys.

MEANWHILE PHOEBUS IS HOLED UP IN HER OFFICE.

Sorry, just ain't enough Daraius to go around.

I can fix that. Now where is my chainsaw...

I lol'd so many times during this rehearsal. You do not even know.

More non-sense from the rehearsal of Syl's play....



One day we'll go through a complete run-through without such nonsense... maybe even the time we record it

I will end you. I cannot believe you posted this. IS NOTHING SACRED?

All's fair in Comedy and Tormenting

And yes, I have no doubt I'll live to regret saying that

(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Tawdry boots: 150gp. Lucky 13 gift box: free. Giving a falsely marked Lucky 13 gift box with said boots in it to unsuspecting Daughter: Priceless."

That is pure win.

Fania and Naralis' Wedding!


Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Thank you all for gathering to see the union of these two as they pledge to become one spirit."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Love has many forms and many variations. One of the strongest however i the love two people find for each other and are willing to pledge themselves to each other for life. We are here to witness two such people, Naralis and Fania."

The Mantle of Starlight shimmers and twinkles as the starlit darkness that it is formed of continues its eternal motion.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father asks, "Would you two please come stand before me?"

Naralis Siarani moves to stand before Faragan.

Thick white mist coils about the ground in lazy circles, drifting steadily into the air.

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn moves to stand before Faragan.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father clasps his hands together holding his prayer beads tightly and whispers a quick prayer to the exalted lord. A brief flash of gold and ivory light blinds the group and when it fades a gold altar with an ivory amphora inlayed at the front stands before him.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father takes one of Fania’s hands and one of Naralis’ and brings them together to clasp over the altar.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "You two have shown some form of commitment by getting engaged. Marriage though is a furtherance of that commitment."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let the love of Raziela fill your hearts for when times are sweet and your love for each
other is great."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let the hope of Shakaniel sustain you for when you are appart or disagreements strain
your love and faith in each other."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let Japhiel’s truth fill you so you are always honest with each other and will go through life with honesty."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let Methrenton’s honour fill you so you will never knowingly heart each other."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father asks Naralis, "You have some words of your own you would like to say to your betrothed?"
Thick white mist coils about the ground in lazy circles, drifting steadily into the air.

Naralis Siarani says, "Aye."

Turning to face Fania, Naralis Siarani says, "It took me forty years to find love again, to believe that it is still possible. On this day as we profess our undying love to one another, I am proud to call you my love and my dearest friend. It would do me great honour of calling you my wife. I never thought it would be possible for me to love again. Thank you for showing me that miracles can and do happen."

Fania flashes Naralis a joyous smile.

Naralis's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "True words miracles do happen."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father asks Naralis, "Do you choose to accept Fania in the good times, the bad and accept her for her triumphs and her faults as well?"
Naralis Siarani says, "I do."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "A ring is a great symbol of eternity and an unbroken bond. Naralis give to Fania your token."

Naralis proudly shows off a gold-chased garnet wedding ring:
A profusion of vibrant colour and regal contrast, this masterful ring combines simplicity of form with myriad details. Serving as the base material of this unusual piece is a rich garnet, brilliant red in hue. A spectacle of shades and reflections spring forth from its crystalline interior in blazing scarlets and deep vermillions, the complexity of the mineral's natural beauty further emphasised by the ring's simple shape: an exact circle, contoured and rounded for comfort. A careful polish creates just enough lustre to illuminate the perfectly smooth surface without obscuring its inner fire. Showing themselves brightly against the ruddy backdrop are fine golden roses, painstakingly incused along the narrow edges of the ring. Each one unique in shape, their flawless details are marked out in subtle shades of pale gold, endlessly trailing bloom to stem around the circumference.

Naralis gives a gold-chased garnet wedding ring to Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn.

Fania slips into a gold-chased garnet wedding ring.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father asks Fania, "Do you choose to accept Naralis in the good times, the bad and accept him for his triumphs and his faults as well?"

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "I do."
Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "A ring is a great symbol of eternity and an unbroken bond. Fania, give to Naralis your token."

Fania gives a gold-chased garnet wedding ring to Naralis Siarani.


Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Words have been spoken from the heart and tokens of remembrance of those words and bonds have been exchanged by the two before you."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let the balance of Elohora bless you two so that you think of yourselves as one sprit and not two anymore. You will do things together now not individually as before."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "By the power granted me by Lord Eventru and my vocation as a priest I pronounce these two wed by there own words and efforts this day."

Fania kisses Naralis passionately.

Naralis kisses Fania passionately.