Quotes 6

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Lawliet2010-09-10 18:37:25
I'm not sure if Elostian was listening at the matrix or not but:


(Hallifax): Tristbjorn says, "Jigan, you should know that the babies of the city are protected."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Unless you get research clearance, of course."

(Hallifax): Sylandra says, "Which the Archmage should know well enough."

(Hallifax): Phoebus says, "Hush."

(Hallifax): Jigan says, "Congratulations, Tristbjorn, you are the tenth person to inform me of this. You win a prize."

(Hallifax): Tristbjorn says, "Works for me."

Jigan arrives from the southwest.

Jigan gives a plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation to State Company Member Tristbjorn, The Quartermaster.

Tristbjorn thanks Jigan profusely.

say to jigan there a prize for eleventh?
You say to Jigan, "There a prize for eleventh?"

Undergraduate Jigan says to you, "My wife will visit you for free one night, if she's ammendable to it."


'thank you, but I don't think even my healing powers would be enough to save me from whatever she has :/
You look skeptical and say, "Thank you, but I don't think even my healing powers would be enough to save me from whatever she has."

Tristbjorn gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "Jigan."

(Hallifax): Jigan says, "My Lord?"

(Hallifax): Elostian says, "The babies of this city are protected."
Lehki2010-09-10 18:41:41
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You say, "Saaadie."

Sadie Talnara says, "Yes?"

You give a mutilated leg to Sadie Talnara.

"Oooooooooh!" Sadie says, eyes wide with wonder.

Sadie runs up to you and envelops you in a massive bearhug.

You give Sadie a peck on the cheek.

Sadie inches bashfully over to a mutilated leg and nuzzles it tenderly.

You give a striped orchid to Sadie Talnara.

Sadie slips into a striped orchid.

Sadie ponders the situation.

You say, "No you can't wear a leg."

You give Sadie a peck on the cheek.

Sadie Talnara tries to force the leg around her waist like a belt.

You stare blankly at Sadie.

Sadie Talnara ends up splurting blood everywhere instead.

Alianna opens her mouth as if to say something, but pauses.

Shaddus2010-09-10 18:45:40
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Elostian says, "I have no need for sustenance. I breathe Science."
Xenthos2010-09-10 18:52:01
QUOTE (Lilian Ama'Rua @ Sep 10 2010, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
These things eat more than 11 power in one bite?! twitch.gif

It's not about the power in the prompt, it's about the power in the reserves. When you run out of reserves, you go kablooey.

And yes, they can eat far more than 11% reserves. It's a random amount, and sometimes it's a very large chunk (I believe I've seen up around 25%).

I've triggered that line to be a bright red flashing thing stating that the karibidean has stolen power. I also compulsively check SHIP STATUS, and our other pilots can tell you that I will relentlessly prod them to add power back in if we dip much under 50%.
Lilian2010-09-10 21:08:38
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Sep 10 2010, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not about the power in the prompt, it's about the power in the reserves. When you run out of reserves, you go kablooey.

And yes, they can eat far more than 11% reserves. It's a random amount, and sometimes it's a very large chunk (I believe I've seen up around 25%).

I've triggered that line to be a bright red flashing thing stating that the karibidean has stolen power. I also compulsively check SHIP STATUS, and our other pilots can tell you that I will relentlessly prod them to add power back in if we dip much under 50%.


These guys scare me even more now, hehe.
Neos2010-09-11 01:55:01
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(Celest): Uggy says, "My balls decayed,


ignore the context

QUOTE
Lawliet tells you, "Ho."


Well I never...
Vathael2010-09-11 03:54:56
CODE
(Jhagar): Estwald (from the Astral Plane) says, "How drunk are you right now on a scale from 1-10."

(Jhagar): You say, "?"

(Jhagar): You say, "Uh."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Lol."

(Jhagar): You say, "0."

(Jhagar): Munsia (from the Astral Plane) says, "1."

(Jhagar): You say, "I got bored."

(Jhagar): You say, "So I took a nap."

(Jhagar): Estwald (from the Astral Plane) says, "..lol."
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {0.8329}

Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {5.6369}
:)
Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {19.147}
erm
You look up into the air for divine inspiration.
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {21.5339}
clt :)
(Jhagar): You say, ":)"
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {22.626}
ql

Tedd looks at you in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {23.6239}
Centre of the Necropolis.Crimson stains cover this merian bone chest, lid open to show the contents. A magnificent chandelier featuring the Magnagoran Pantheon hangs high overhead here, bathing the area in sable and sanguine light. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. Swirling eddies of chaotic ether dance around a marble shrine to Morgfyre that holds a crystal model of the planispheres. A zombie sways back and forth here, dripping chunks of flesh. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Minos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Mallock's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jayden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. The Keeper of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. There are 25 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here. A serpentine taint wyrm with faded feathered wings is coiled on the ground here, fouling the air around her with her corrosive stench. A black phoenix perches here, her fiery plumage illuminating the area with black fire. Smoke curling from her nostrils, a coarse black nightmare paws impatiently at the black clouds that roil beneath her hooves. The body of a dead baby rat lies here. There are 2 rats here. Superbia Tedd Cassius is here. He wields a rotting skull chain of platinum with both hands.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {23.827}

Superbia Tedd Cassius says to you, "You smiled!"
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {27.4459}
smirk
You smirk.
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {29.0839}

Black smoke is released from the Megalith of Doom as it grows with power.
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {33.7489}
say never again
You say, "Never again."
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {34.466}

Superbia Tedd Cassius says, "Totally killed your image."
8416h, 8286m, 9220e, 10p, 29400en, 24900w esSilrx<>- {40.0819}


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Daraius2010-09-11 06:16:02
"The Lady's Apprentice" by Sylandra Skyplume, starring Orventa as Molosee, Maellio as Cilellon, and featuring special guest Ironbeard the Magnanimous


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Molosee Mooneye says, "You're talented. Finish that artwork and do something wonderful with it. Maybe it could even go to a gallery!"

Cilellon Cloudwalker opens his mouth to say something then pauses.

Molosee Mooneye says, "Hm?"

Cilellon Cloudwalker shakes his head, blushing.

Prodding him with the broom, Molosee Mooneye says, "You have plans for it, don't you! Master Artist Cloudwalker."

Molosee Mooneye grins impishly as Cilellon glances askance.

Cilellon Cloudwalker says, "It was going to be a gift..."

The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Orventa deserve something special on special days."

Fascinated, Molosee Mooneye says, "A gift? For whom?"

You say, "For Orventa!"

Sylandra bursts into a fit of giggles, ending with an abrupt and surprising snort.


EDIT: This is the THIRD time someone other than Daraius has gotten a gift while rehearsing this play. cry.gif
Unknown2010-09-11 06:31:22
QUOTE (Daraius @ Sep 11 2010, 02:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"The Lady's Apprentice" by Sylandra Skyplume, starring Orventa as Molosee, Maellio as Cilellon, and featuring special guest Ironbeard the Magnanimous




EDIT: This is the THIRD time someone other than Daraius has gotten a gift while rehearsing this play. cry.gif

tongue.gif I love you guys.

MEANWHILE PHOEBUS IS HOLED UP IN HER OFFICE.
Daraius2010-09-11 06:48:39
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Sep 11 2010, 02:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
tongue.gif I love you guys.

MEANWHILE PHOEBUS IS HOLED UP IN HER OFFICE.


Sorry, just ain't enough Daraius to go around. cool.gif
Casilu2010-09-11 06:51:28
QUOTE (Daraius @ Sep 10 2010, 11:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry, just ain't enough Daraius to go around. cool.gif


I can fix that. Now where is my chainsaw...
Sylandra2010-09-11 07:06:44
QUOTE (Daraius @ Sep 11 2010, 02:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"The Lady's Apprentice" by Sylandra Skyplume, starring Orventa as Molosee, Maellio as Cilellon, and featuring special guest Ironbeard the Magnanimous




EDIT: This is the THIRD time someone other than Daraius has gotten a gift while rehearsing this play. cry.gif

I lol'd so many times during this rehearsal. You do not even know. laugh.gif
Unknown2010-09-11 07:09:30
More non-sense from the rehearsal of Syl's play....

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Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise says, "I disapprove of snuggling on the stage."

Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise says, "Keep your emotions in your manses."

Cilellon Cloudwalker says, "They're not on the bloody stage you pompous ha... I mean, of course Milady."

Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise says, "Don't make me cast you on the streets on Gaudiguch."

Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise peers at her apprentice unscrupulously.

Minister Elee'or Sharvet discreetly paints a moustache on the figure in the Silverplume painting and raises the bid considerably.

Mockingly, Cilellon Cloudwalker says, "And sell them to the flesh peddlers, yes Milady. Of course Milady."

Calling out from the bloodstone tower, Molosee Mooneye says, "..and I'm still in jail so hah, what snuggling?"

Addressing the audience, Cilellon Cloudwalker says, "And the Minister led the whole of Hallifax in an improptu song and dance number and there was much rejoicing."

Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise says, "Yes, you will go far, my protege. And by the time we are done, you will not miss a single thing you have lost."

Minister Elee'or Sharvet's voice booms over the crowd, and Cilellon ducks his head, saying nothing as the curtains close around them. The final thing that can be seen is the silhouette of Vilaesa's hand taking Cilellon's in her own, leading him away from the room and off to the darkness of the future ahead. The stage is covered in shadows as the lights blow out.

Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise says, "I revoke that statement actually."

Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise says, "Seeing as my apprentice seems to prefer frivolity."

Cilellon Cloudwalker skips merely off the stage, humming showtunes.

Eyeing the Minister's moustache-painting, Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise says, "Ah has anyone told you that you have lovely technique?"

Vilaesa Sunsoarer, the Silver Sunrise says, "It seems I have a job opening, if you are interested."

Minister Elee'or Sharvet says, "Quite right, quite right."

Waving through the bars of her cell, Molosee Mooneye says, "Come on up, Cil! The walls here are horrdily drab."


One day we'll go through a complete run-through without such nonsense... maybe even the time we record it tongue.gif
Sylandra2010-09-11 07:12:13
QUOTE (Maellio @ Sep 11 2010, 03:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
More non-sense from the rehearsal of Syl's play....



One day we'll go through a complete run-through without such nonsense... maybe even the time we record it tongue.gif

I will end you. nyah.gif I cannot believe you posted this. IS NOTHING SACRED?
Unknown2010-09-11 07:15:58
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Sep 11 2010, 02:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I will end you. nyah.gif I cannot believe you posted this. IS NOTHING SACRED?


All's fair in Comedy and Tormenting pureevil.gif

And yes, I have no doubt I'll live to regret saying that tongue.gif
Unknown2010-09-11 07:26:06
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Pesukaru tells you, "I want a furrikin shaped vial that goes "meow meow" and kills you with death."
Ameryth2010-09-11 13:49:45
(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Tawdry boots: 150gp. Lucky 13 gift box: free. Giving a falsely marked Lucky 13 gift box with said boots in it to unsuspecting Daughter: Priceless."
Fania2010-09-11 21:19:24
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(clan) Jinx says, "I had my robes but I forgot to put them on, so I was naked the entire wedding."

(clan): Naralis says, "Didn't you do the same thing at Zada's wedding?"

(clan): Zada (from the Aetherways) says, "And I snuggled you.."

(clan): Naralis says, "Ew."

(clan): Aeral says, "Ew."

(clan): Jinx (from the Aetherways) says, "Not as bad as the council meeting I attended naked but yeah."

(clan): Jinx (from the Aetherways) says, "No, I put them on at hers."

(clan): Jinx (from the Aetherways) says, "My fur is longer now, so you snuggled that, yea
Unknown2010-09-11 21:29:15
QUOTE (Ameryth @ Sep 11 2010, 10:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Serenwilde): Haiden says, "Tawdry boots: 150gp. Lucky 13 gift box: free. Giving a falsely marked Lucky 13 gift box with said boots in it to unsuspecting Daughter: Priceless."


That is pure win.
Zada2010-09-11 21:38:13
Fania and Naralis' Wedding!


Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Thank you all for gathering to see the union of these two as they pledge to become one spirit."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Love has many forms and many variations. One of the strongest however i the love two people find for each other and are willing to pledge themselves to each other for life. We are here to witness two such people, Naralis and Fania."

The Mantle of Starlight shimmers and twinkles as the starlit darkness that it is formed of continues its eternal motion.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father asks, "Would you two please come stand before me?"

Naralis Siarani moves to stand before Faragan.

Thick white mist coils about the ground in lazy circles, drifting steadily into the air.

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn moves to stand before Faragan.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father clasps his hands together holding his prayer beads tightly and whispers a quick prayer to the exalted lord. A brief flash of gold and ivory light blinds the group and when it fades a gold altar with an ivory amphora inlayed at the front stands before him.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father takes one of Fania’s hands and one of Naralis’ and brings them together to clasp over the altar.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "You two have shown some form of commitment by getting engaged. Marriage though is a furtherance of that commitment."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let the love of Raziela fill your hearts for when times are sweet and your love for each
other is great."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let the hope of Shakaniel sustain you for when you are appart or disagreements strain
your love and faith in each other."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let Japhiel’s truth fill you so you are always honest with each other and will go through life with honesty."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let Methrenton’s honour fill you so you will never knowingly heart each other."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father asks Naralis, "You have some words of your own you would like to say to your betrothed?"
Thick white mist coils about the ground in lazy circles, drifting steadily into the air.

Naralis Siarani says, "Aye."

Turning to face Fania, Naralis Siarani says, "It took me forty years to find love again, to believe that it is still possible. On this day as we profess our undying love to one another, I am proud to call you my love and my dearest friend. It would do me great honour of calling you my wife. I never thought it would be possible for me to love again. Thank you for showing me that miracles can and do happen."

Fania flashes Naralis a joyous smile.

Naralis's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "True words miracles do happen."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father asks Naralis, "Do you choose to accept Fania in the good times, the bad and accept her for her triumphs and her faults as well?"
Naralis Siarani says, "I do."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "A ring is a great symbol of eternity and an unbroken bond. Naralis give to Fania your token."

Naralis proudly shows off a gold-chased garnet wedding ring:
A profusion of vibrant colour and regal contrast, this masterful ring combines simplicity of form with myriad details. Serving as the base material of this unusual piece is a rich garnet, brilliant red in hue. A spectacle of shades and reflections spring forth from its crystalline interior in blazing scarlets and deep vermillions, the complexity of the mineral's natural beauty further emphasised by the ring's simple shape: an exact circle, contoured and rounded for comfort. A careful polish creates just enough lustre to illuminate the perfectly smooth surface without obscuring its inner fire. Showing themselves brightly against the ruddy backdrop are fine golden roses, painstakingly incused along the narrow edges of the ring. Each one unique in shape, their flawless details are marked out in subtle shades of pale gold, endlessly trailing bloom to stem around the circumference.

Naralis gives a gold-chased garnet wedding ring to Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn.

Fania slips into a gold-chased garnet wedding ring.

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father asks Fania, "Do you choose to accept Naralis in the good times, the bad and accept him for his triumphs and his faults as well?"

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "I do."
Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "A ring is a great symbol of eternity and an unbroken bond. Fania, give to Naralis your token."

Fania gives a gold-chased garnet wedding ring to Naralis Siarani.


Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Words have been spoken from the heart and tokens of remembrance of those words and bonds have been exchanged by the two before you."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "Let the balance of Elohora bless you two so that you think of yourselves as one sprit and not two anymore. You will do things together now not individually as before."

Postulant Faragan Diluculo, of The Pious Father says, "By the power granted me by Lord Eventru and my vocation as a priest I pronounce these two wed by there own words and efforts this day."

Fania kisses Naralis passionately.

Naralis kisses Fania passionately.