(*): Bhiele says, "For real, anyone who wants to play halo with me tomorrow
let me know."

(*): Bhiele says, "I would surprise you for a girl."

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh man."

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Girlpeen."

(*): Xenthos says, "Isn't that technically impossible?"

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "No it's not."

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "When a girl is really good at
x act, and they start making fun of you for losing."

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "It's called girlpeening."

(*): Xenthos says, "I would posit that it is technically impossible."

(*): Xenthos says, "For obvious reasons."

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "I would suppose it is
technically impossible."

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "But metaphorically likely."

(*): Sidd (from the Realm of the Silent) says, "I was kayaking the
other day and these girls were who were tubing were laughing at me because I
kept rolling."

(*): Sidd (from the Realm of the Silent) says, "They were like 12."

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "See, girlpeened."

(*): Sidd (from the Realm of the Silent) says, "I never felt like less
of a man."

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "I didn't expect Bhiele to be
a closet halo lover."

(*): Bhiele says, "There is lots of things about the ol' Bhiele you
don't know!"

(*): Shuyin (from the Aetherways) says, "Are you a man."

(*): Bhiele says, "Aren't I moody enough to prove my womanhood?"

(*): Xenthos says, "I am moody. I must be female."

(Market): Gesliove says, "Seeking a husband for Lavinya. A moderate amount of intelligence and common sense is required."

(clan): You say, "Only moderate? Must not be a heartbreaking jerk!"


(Market): Glint says, "Now we just need to know the pros and cons."


(Market): Sylandra says, "Bookbinder for hire. Books make everyone seem more intelligent."

(clan): Gesliove says, "That's as good as it gets. ."


(Market): Glint says, "Glint consists or nearly an intelligent life form.."


(Market): Lloix says, "Selling alcohol. Alcohol makes everyone seem better."

That's so perfect I can't tell if it was staged or not.

Oh Bhiele, you so funny.

And even more!

(Glomdoring): Sobran (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "....okay. I need a healer. I just saw a
drunken leprechaun stumble off passed me."
3450h, 5100m, 5340e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w ex-

(Glomdoring): Iktomi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ah, yes you did."
3450h, 5100m, 5340e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w ex-

(Glomdoring): Sobran (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Since when did we have drunken
leprechauns running amuck?"
3450h, 5100m, 5340e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w ex-

(Glomdoring): Sobran (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I bet Arix is behind this."
3450h, 5100m, 5340e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w ex-

(Glomdoring): Iktomi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The leprechauns have been around for a
while now."

That's so perfect I can't tell if it was staged or not.

(*): You say, "ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO SEE THE EPICGIFT, COME2PLEX."
You nod your head emphatically.
You say, "Okay."
You give a Lucky 13 present to Naralis Siarani.
You hum a happy tune.
You say, "Oooopen."
Naralis quickly unwraps a Lucky 13 present, which sprays glittering silver dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pulls a bloody ear, a bloody ear, a bloody ear, a bloody ear, and a bloody ear from within.
Dynami laughs out loud.
You rub your hands together and gleefully shout, "Hee!"
(*): You say, ":D."
(*): Naralis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Pff."
(*): Naralis says, "-starts throwing ears after Aeral and Dynami-."

(Market): Gega says, "God damn commons and there shroom smoking hippies."

(House Ama'nar'isil): Ilyssa (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "YES AERAL, SPRINKLE IT ON ME.
ALL OVER MY FACE."

who the is Sobran?

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aeral says, "I SPRINKLE THEE WITH LOVE AND P*RN."

Hey, if I'm getting quoted, context will be given. In quote form, so I'm not alone in being caught off-guard by Sakr!