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Unknown2010-09-15 21:23:14
Moving on...

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2010/09/15 16:17:20 - Siam communefavoured Iktomi for: On quiet days of quiet
months, elders wake with great demands, in great numbers they all wake, and idle
tall for idling's sake, but about is a Blacktalon; none, so we feel our hopes
have gone, then they waken with clarion caw, of to carving totems; they awe.
Shaddus2010-09-15 23:14:27
QUOTE (Arix @ Sep 14 2010, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh good, Sobran is some old dude that might actually have met drunk Arix. I hate when novices refer to things they couldn't possibly know about


even better is the 'novice' who stepped out of the Portal yesterday, is 9th circle with Potionlist and Conglute, not enough credits were bought in the guild for him to have those skills and is already running around with the 'in' people. Geeze, at least I'm discrete with my alts.
Sakr2010-09-16 00:36:10
So Aosi assisted me with trying out Glamour's Manse:

Message #512 Sent by: Aosi
09/16 00:33 "Sakrrrr. Heh, so lost up here. How the hell do I get out from the Megalith?"

and later

Message #513 Sent by: Aosi
09/16 00:34 "You're an ass. tongue.gif."

tried to send help

(House Ama'nar'isil): Aosi says, "The help you sent was mentally challenged. tongue.gif."
Jigan2010-09-16 01:00:36
Pre-emptive doh.gif

I hate forgetting which characters I'm on when it comes to ads.

dazed.gif
Razenth2010-09-16 01:01:44
Ahaha, I knows who you are :3
Shaddus2010-09-16 06:32:27
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cwho
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Citizen Rank Position CT
Pesukaru Earl City Aide On
Currently, there is 1 Citizen on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.


Hope nobody raids, or else I'm screwed.
Neos2010-09-16 06:55:27
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Sep 16 2010, 02:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hope nobody raids, or else I'm screwed.


Wow. Usually I see me being the only Aquamancer around, but still with other citizens around. Just...wow.
Kiradawea2010-09-16 17:09:18
I've seen that. Defended during that. Not fun, but at least that time I managed to lead the attackers into the guards. That was fun.

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readlog hallifax
2010/09/16 02:20:05 - Thurio stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2010/09/16 03:46:54 - Tiek stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2010/09/16 05:33:04 - Riannu stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
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readlog institute
2010/09/16 02:20:05 - Thurio stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2010/09/16 03:46:54 - Tiek stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2010/09/16 05:33:04 - Riannu stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.

The institute controls all...
Sylandra2010-09-16 17:53:41
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Sep 16 2010, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've seen that. Defended during that. Not fun, but at least that time I managed to lead the attackers into the guards. That was fun.


The institute controls all...

Truth.
Casilu2010-09-16 22:13:38
A giant brown spider with carnelian skeletal wings crouches low on the ground.

You open your mouth but say nothing.

Flying above before the Matrix.
Daraius2010-09-16 22:28:29
QUOTE (casilu @ Sep 16 2010, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A giant brown spider with carnelian skeletal wings crouches low on the ground.

You open your mouth but say nothing.

Flying above before the Matrix.


Similarly...

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Junior Fellow Jigan says, "I'm flying."

You say, "As am I."

You pat a silver thunderbird in a friendly manner.

Jigan pets a giant brown spider with carnelian skeletal wings ingratiatingly.
A giant brown spider with carnelian skeletal wings scuttles away from Jigan.


Silly pet. umm.gif
Nariah2010-09-16 23:49:31
Jigan's Ten Step Program for Marriage

(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step one: Ascertain Gender of Target."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step two: Figure out how rich it is."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step three: Preform several small favours and ingrain yourself on the parents, or get enough blackmail to force their hand."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step four: Make sure they're still the same gender and rich."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step Five: Ask it out for a small date."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "By small, I mean a six course dinner, a carriage ride, and the opera/theatre."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step six: Second date: Small intimate date. Home cooked by slaves/cooks."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Show her your wealth."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step Seven, suggest that you meet her parents, have a dinner at her house."


(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Use Step Seven to ensure the family has good taste by their decorations, manners, and food choices."

(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step eight: Suggest a partnership. If the girl disagrees, then press her parents to arrange the marriage."

(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step nine, regardless of success or failure, invite the parents to your home, to solidify the notion you are acceptable, or get them to change their mind."

(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Step ten, ."

(Gasflame Repertoire): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rather, marriage."

Lendren2010-09-17 02:14:26
Ingrain yourself? Ouch.
Siam2010-09-17 12:25:27
(clan): Svorai says, "Guild rank task one: In perfect rhyme, sing the tenets of Night as you understand them."

suspicious.gif

Beware, be wary!
Kiradawea2010-09-17 13:58:20
Jigan used Ingrain.
Sakr2010-09-17 22:49:12
Bhiele Inseira, Mistress of the Wyrden Hymns says, "I haven't squealed in years but."
3690h, 5140m, 5340e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w ex-
You smile softly.
3690h, 5140m, 5340e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w ex-
Bhiele squeals in excitement.


No context needed
Bhiele2010-09-17 23:02:21
QUOTE (Falcon @ Sep 17 2010, 11:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bhiele Inseira, Mistress of the Wyrden Hymns says, "I haven't squealed in years but."
3690h, 5140m, 5340e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w ex-
You smile softly.
3690h, 5140m, 5340e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w ex-
Bhiele squeals in excitement.


No context needed



Haha, it was over a library submission. suspicious.gif
Unknown2010-09-17 23:07:40
I know it's not really a lusty-related thing, but I only know him through it!

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The Most Esteemed Kialkarkea Diodorus, master of all things RPG. says:
16:03:38
One day, I will start an abortion clinic.
16:03:41
The motto? INCONCIEVABLE!
Unknown2010-09-18 00:14:48
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Sep 17 2010, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know it's not really a lusty-related thing, but I only know him through it!


Our response (meaning me and my flatmates):

No fetus can beat us! biggrin.gif
Casilu2010-09-18 00:36:07
With each purchase, get one slightly used wire coat-hanger absolutely free.